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Clips from Superstore - Guns, Pills and Birds (S02E02)

"Today is a great day for the second amendment."
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm proud to see so many of us came out here"
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"to protest the despicable actions"
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"of that short-haired lady over there"
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"who infringed on our rights today."
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"She can't take us away from our guns."
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"Okay, all right, all right."
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"First of all, I'm a man, but thank you."
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"Second of all, what about my first amendment right, huh?"
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"The right to an opinion."
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"Well, I don't gotta listen to it."
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"Blah-bitty blah, blah."
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"You sound like children."
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"Okay?"
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"Look."
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"We can't all... We can't hear you."
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"Look."
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"We can't all just do whatever we want"
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"You don't want to sell guns, it's your job."
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"And you!"
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"Someone pisses you off"
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"so you have to flash a rifle to prove a point?"
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"Come on, man."
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"Just be a grown-up."
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"Look. I wanted to spend the weekend eating pizza"
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"and watching Freddie Prinze Jr."
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"Isn't he dead?"
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"What?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Okay, that's beside the point."
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"The point is that I don't get to do that"
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"because my husband got tickets to a conference."
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"But I'm an adult."
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"So you don't see me throwing a fit about it."
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"Isn't that kind of what you're doing now?"
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"Okay, while we're talking about stuff,"
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"sexuality and morality:"
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"Two alaties with..."
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"Hold your fire!"
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"Nobody hurt the bird!"
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"You all right."
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"I'm sorry your weekend got ruined."
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"These things happen."
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"You know, I'm gonna just go ahead"
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"You were right. I was... I was being a jerk."
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"Really?"
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"Wow."
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"Thank you, Jonah."
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"No problem."
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"Are you agreeing with me because I'm right"
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"or because you feel sorry for me?"
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"Because you're right."
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"Why would I feel sorry"
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"for such a strong, fierce woman, you know?"
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"Get it, girl."
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"You feel sorry for me."
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"I... no. I don't."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I don't need anybody's pity."
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"Don't work the gun counter."
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"I just said you're not work the gun counter."
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"But I'm putting me on guns."
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"- Here I go. - No, I'm stopping you."
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"Yes, I can stop you."
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"I just gave you an order, and I'm your supervisor."
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"You're not... I refuse your order."
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"He calls shrimps "prawns.""
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"He's been to, like, all the renaissance fairs."
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"Referred to the day he ate a hamburger"
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"as a cheat day."
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"Stop it."
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"- Okay. Whew! - Okay, okay."
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"Take care of this, will you?"
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"- Want me to take care of it? - Yeah."
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"All right."
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"See, I told you we could get the bird"
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"out of the store safely."
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"Well, I gotta say, I was wrong."
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"No reason to hurt that little thing."
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"And I gotta respect that."
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"Well, I just treat them how I would want to be treated."
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"All right, let's go release this little sweetheart."
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"But... Dina, I have something to tell you!"
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"You look sexual; Could I..."
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"Sir, do you have unprotected sex?"
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"Oh, my god."
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"Oh, my god."
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"Bag of blood."
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"It's a bag of blood!"
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"Adam's taking Emma on a Girl Scouts camping trip,"
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"I'll clean it up."
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"That's illegal."
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"It's just an open carry protest."
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"They're smart animals. They deserve kindness."
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"Oh."
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"You, crow!!"
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"and work the gun counter."
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