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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Well, you know what? Two can play at that game."
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"See, at brunch, I'm going to torture Lily right back."
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"Yeah. There's a part of my body that she's got a weakness for, too."
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"No, not that."
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"I'm going to unleash my calves."
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"Nobody's turned on by men's calves."
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"They're a thoroughly unerotic body part."
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"Well, yeah, I'd say that, too, if I had those skinny little chicken legs."
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"I'll be waiting by the phone for your apology."
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"So Marshall showed up at brunch with a plan."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hi."
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"- Hey, Marshall. - Hey."
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"Hey. How are you feeling?"
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"You looked kind of feverish last night."
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"Oh, no, I actually feel great."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I've been doing all these toe lifts lately, and so..."
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"Take off your dress."
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"Take off the rest of your pants."
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"I really wasn't expecting that to happen."
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"Yeah, me neither. It kind of complicates things, doesn't it?"
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"Yeah, it does. Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me?"
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"You know you have a punter's leg."
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"Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me?"
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"Just admit it, you came here trying to seduce me."
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"You sat down next to me and took most of your pants off."
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"How is that seducing you?"
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"Well, it's not but I'm still mad about it."
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"All right, that's it-- I want The Beatles Anthology."
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"And you know the U2 box set I gave you?"
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"You are evil."
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"Smile."
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"Now let's talk about the Barney part of the story."
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"This was going to be Robin's first time meeting my parents,"
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"so we were both a little nervous."
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"Barney, what are you doing here?"
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"They must be dying to meet me after all"
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"the legendary Barney stories you've told them."
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"Barney, here is a list of all the things I talk with my dad about: baseball."
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"But I'm your best friend."
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"Well, actually Marshall's my..."
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"I'm the most important person in your life."
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"Well, Robin's actually..."
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"How could your parents not know about me?"
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"To us, sure, in very small, infrequent doses."
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"I mean, come on, you're not exactly the kind of friend"
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"parents want their kid to have."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Then I guess those shoes aren't the thing"
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"you're most wrong about today."
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"- Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. - Ted."
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"Barney Stinson. An honor to meet the two of you."
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"That needlepoint "Bless This Mess" pillow you made for Ted--"
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"Stitch! Did that just happen?"
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"Uh, Mom, Dad, this is my girlfriend, Robin."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, Robin."
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"Oh, you are so pretty. Isn't she pretty, Al?"
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"A real looker."
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"That's funny, I didn't even "look" in the mirror today."
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"That's not anything, is it?"
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"So, I made a reservation at San Marino tonight for 8:00."
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"Oh, you're serious? Yikes."
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"No. We have to try Casa A Pezzi."
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"Best salmon risotto I have ever had."
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"I know."
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"How are we supposed to get a table at Casa A Pezzi?"
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"They're booked for weeks."
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"Well, lucky for you, I happen to know the head waitress,"
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"which is ironic because..."
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"Ironic because we both work at a homeless shelter where I serve the food."
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"Where do you volunteer, Robin?"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"I'm his girlfriend, and I'm not even trying that hard."
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"Way to wreck the curve, kiss-ass."
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"Robin, I'm his best friend."
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"That's a commitment."
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"Girlfriend, that's like a bad flu."
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"High five."
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"Yes, you can, Virginia."
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"There's a story behind that broach, and I'm going to hear it."
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"Barney, you are just delightful."
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"No, Virginia, you're delightful, I am deligh-ted."
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"And he's just Ted."
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"I'm really not planning these things; they just keep happening."
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"Whoops. I think I dropped an ice cube down here."
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"Ow, it's so cold."
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"All right, that's it, I'm out of here."
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"Anyone up for a drink at MacLaren's?"
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"Yeah, I'm sure my folks are gonna want..."
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"I feel like I could knock back a few cervezas."
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"Cervezas?"
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"Did he fall?"
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"I'll save you a seat."
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"Oh, you are just terrific."
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"Isn't he, Susan?"
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"Robin."
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"Susan, her name is Virginia."
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"Dude, I am sincerely ticked at your dad right now."
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"Why?"
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"Last night, we go to MacLaren's for a drink, right?"
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"So Barney darts back into the burning house,"
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"lifts up the refrigerator I'm pinned under"
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"and pulls me to safety."
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"Oh, I'm no hero, Wendy."
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"You know who is a hero?"
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"My Dalmatian, Smokey."
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"He... didn't... make it out."
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"I'm sorry."
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"My dad was your wingman?"
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"This is really messing with my head."
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"I'm not done."
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"So, your dad stays to finish his drink,"
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"but I take off because I have to be up early for Mass with your mom."
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"Sure."
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"Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar, so I come back..."
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"Oh, my God..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Is that really..."
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"- Oh, my God! - I know."
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