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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Can you believe your dad rack-jacked me like that?"
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"My dad made out with Wendy the waitress?"
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"He cheated on my mom? No, that's impossible."
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"Ted, it's a well-known statistic that 83% of people"
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"married longer than six months are seeing someone on the side."
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"Do you know that when you make up a statistic, you always use "83%"?"
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"You think I'm lying."
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"Well, have you done any surveys on the subject?"
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"Because the good people at www.swingers.open-marriage-is natural\"
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"That's not a real Web site."
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"Oh, and I suppose I didn't get a real T-shirt for running in their 10K."
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"- Enjoying your vacation so far? - Oh, yeah."
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"Uh, listen, can I speak to you outside for a sec?"
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"Sure."
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"So you went out with Barney last night?"
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"Yeah."
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"You have a good time?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry you couldn't join us."
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"Yeah."
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"So..."
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"What?"
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"Well..."
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"Well what?"
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"You think Cerrano's got a shot at the RBI title?"
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"I wanted to confront him, but I couldn't."
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"I guess I got the let's-not-talk- about-anything-uncomfortable gene"
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"I don't care how unpleasant it is. You have to talk to him."
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"Not now."
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"Okay, if you don't, I will."
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"Okay, now I got to back up all the way to the beginning"
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"to tell you the me and Robin part of the story."
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"We were expecting my parents at any minute."
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"She grills every single one of my girlfriends"
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"about when we're gonna get married and have kids."
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"But this is the first time she's meeting me."
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"Doesn't matter."
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"The woman's basically a ride at a water park."
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"But I don't want to get married and have kids."
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"What am I supposed to say?"
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"You're an adult with perfectly valid opinions."
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"- I'm gonna lie. - I would."
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"Thanks again for letting me have the U2 box set."
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"I know how important it is to you."
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"I talked to Aunt Caroline the other day."
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"Stacy's pregnant again."
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"Oh, good for her."
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"- So, dear... - Oh, boy."
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"Tell us what it's like being a journalist."
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"I'm just not ready."
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"Oh. Uh, I thought you, um..."
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"It's great."
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"Focus on your job now, because your career clock is ticking."
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"There's time for marriage and kids and all that other stuff later."
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"Ooh, a piano!"
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"You lucked out with my mom last night, huh?"
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"What a relief, right?"
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"Oh, absolutely."
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"Whew, what a relief it is to know I'm the one girlfriend"
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"your mom doesn't want you to have kids with."
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"Hooray?"
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"I mean, did she really think that your college girlfriend Cheryl"
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"would pop out attractive children?"
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"'Cause I've seen pictures, and, I'm sorry,"
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"that girl had a brow ridge like a caveman."
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"Come on, she was just frowning under direct light."
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"And besides, that's not even what I liked about her. It was her..."
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"It's not important."
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"They've been fighting lately."
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"They're probably off somewhere going at it."
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"More coffee?"
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"Well, if she's so sweet, maybe she should have Ted's babies."
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"Nothing."
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"Just a minute."
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"Maybe less."
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"Robin, dear. Did I say something to upset you?"
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"Why don't you want me to have your grandkids?"
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"Do you want to have my grandkids?"
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"Everyone has nonporous teeth and perfect eyesight."
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"I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision."
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"Which was unfortunate"
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"for the people around the bell tower he was in,"
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"Excuse me. Sorry. Didn't know that there was a line."
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"Marshall, your zipper."
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"Robin, it's not that I don't want grandkids."
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"Why do you say that?"
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"I mean, you got married pretty young. That wasn't a mistake."
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"Was it?"
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"Smile."
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"- Not now. - Okay, if you don't, I will."
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"Sweetheart? Sweetheart?!"
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"you married 30 years ago, not the waitress at the bar last night"
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"and not this clumsy floozy!"
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"I'm sorry, you're not a floozy."
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"I'm upset, I don't know what I'm saying."
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"Ted, what are you talking about?"
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"You, uh, want to tell Mom what happened at the bar last night?"
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"I hooked up with a waitress."
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"Oh."
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"Oh?"
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"I mean, oh!"
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"Oh! Ooh!"
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"We're going to have a serious talk about this when we get home, Al."
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"Serious talk? Mom, what...?"
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"Your mother and I are divorced."
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"What do you mean you're divorced? Since when?"
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"Oh, gosh, it's been about nine months now."
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"Closer to ten, I think."
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"Time flies."
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"to get divorced without telling me?"
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"No, it wasn't a snap decision."
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"We'd been separated almost two years."
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"We meant to, it just never seemed like the right time."
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"So last Christmas...?"
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"We talked about telling you kids then,"
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"I got you a tandem bike."
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"Oh, it didn't go to waste. Your mother and Frank ride it all the time."
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"Who the hell is Frank?!"
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"You remember Dr. Muchnik. He did your braces."
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"Okay, my head's about to explode,"
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