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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"(WHIMPERING) Thank God."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Hospital!"
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"What happened, exactly?"
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"What happened"
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"is you let a freaking wild animal into our apartment."
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"I was savaged."
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"Sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world?"
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"OLDER TED: I was pretty sleep-deprived at this point,"
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"so this probably isn't how it really happened,"
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"but here's how I remember it."
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"(BLEATING)"
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"(GOAT GRUNTS)"
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"(CHOKING)"
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"So, you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?"
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"Hey, if anything, that goat tried to make it with me."
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"(BARNEY STIFLING LAUGHTER)"
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"- Can I go, please? - Sure, you can go."
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"But remember, buddy, "baa" means "baa.""
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"Great. Great. Now I'm going to be late for my presentation."
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"Thanks a lot, Mr. Goat."
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"(CHUCKLES) Mr. Goat? Ted, that goat's a girl."
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"- Her name's Missy. - You got beat up by a girl."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- So. You're in love with me. - What?"
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"Oh, yeah. Very much."
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"- Oh, damn it, Lily! - I can't believe you would do that."
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"(SIGHS) It's just... Like, I care about you, Barney."
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"And this kind of stuff, the emotional stuff?"
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"It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble."
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"Maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble."
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"I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time."
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"But with you, the trouble doesn't seem so"
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"troubling."
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"I don't know. I thought..."
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"I guess I thought you felt the same way."
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"Maybe I do."
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"(SIGHS) I don't know."
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"I'm not exactly the biggest confronter of feelings."
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"I mean, clearly, there's something between us."
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"Maybe my head was saying, "Nip it in the bud,""
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"because my heart was saying something else."
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"Maybe I even love you."
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"Whoa! This is going pretty fast, don't you think?"
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"- What? - We have a really good friendship going."
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"Oh, my God. You just did it again. You just Mosby'd me."
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"- I did not! - You did. You little minx."
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"(SIGHING) Okay, you're right. I did just Mosby you."
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"Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance?"
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"Because I am scared of how much I like you."
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"- Whoa! This is a bad idea. - You're right. This is a mistake."
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"- Yes. No. - I love you."
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"- I love you. - Let's get married."
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"- No, you're smothering me. - Okay, forget it."
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"(BOTH EX CLAIMING IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"You know what? We can sort this out later."
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"I made it to my presentation."
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"Here you have it, gentlemen. Rib Town. Right?"
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"- (CHUCKLING) Right? - (EQUIVOCALLY) Yeah."
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"Ted, listen. You're great, and you've done a real special job here."
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"And you're going to make some other restaurant very happy someday,"
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"but we have decided to go another direction here."
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"- What? - Feast your eyes on"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Sven."
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"I'll tell you one thing. I'm never eating ribs again."
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"(SNORTS) Yeah, right."
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"(EMPHATICALLY) I am never eating ribs again!"
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"In front of Ted!"
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"This is a disaster. How am I going to come back from this?"
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"Okay, I'm just going to ask this."
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"Do you really want to come back from this?"
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"and it's killing us to watch it killing you."
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"You're like that goat with the washcloth. You want it so bad,"
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"and every time the world tries to take it away from you,"
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"you keep grabbing it. But you know what?"
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"It's just a washcloth. Why do you even want it?"
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"That's the plan."
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"Oh, screw the plan. I planned on being a famous artist."
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"Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer."
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"Robin planned on being a TV reporter."
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"Uh, I am a TV reporter. I'm on every morning at 4:00 a.m."
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"Is that still on? Good for you."
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"Okay, somebody watch it, please."
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"Barney planned on being a violinist."
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"- Lily? - Don't tell me things."
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"Look, you can't design your life like a building."
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"It doesn't work that way. You just have to live it, and it will design itself."
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"So, what, I should just do nothing?"
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"No. Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap."
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"You're right."
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"Oh, no. Metaphorical leap. Metaphorical leap!"
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"BARNEY: Not cool. Not cool. LILY: Don't do it. Don't do it. No!"
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"- I did it! - Baby, you did it."
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"- I can do anything! - Yes, you can."
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"- I'm getting a motorcycle! - You absolutely are not!"
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"Okay, sorry. Guys, come on over."
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"It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender."
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"The year I got fired."
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"Because, if any one of those things hadn't happened,"
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"I never would have ended up in what turned out to be the best job I ever had."
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"But more importantly, I wouldn't have met your mother,"
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"Of course, that story's only just beginning."
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"No arguments here."
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"The fact that anyone showed up to the first one was surprise enough."
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"Come on. What the crap?"
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"Oh, go ahead and jump. I hope you die!"
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"Before you do, I have to tell you something first."
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"No. No! This is a washcloth. Not food."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Right?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"but that morning, against all odds,"
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"(VOICE BREAKING) I love you, Lily."
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"I just gotta nail this hat building, so I'll see you all in three days."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"The year I got beat up by a goat."
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"OLDER TED: Every architect can point to that one design that changed their career."
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"And I got nowhere."
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