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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"We're opening a restaurant called Rib Town, and we want it to be shaped..."
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"OLDER TED: For the next three days, I worked harder"
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"- Tell the suit how you feel. - Okay."
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"(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)"
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"Across a chasm of just six or seven feet awaited a landscaped paradise."
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"(CHORTLING)"
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"(INHALING)"
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"- This actually is kind of nice. - Right? Right?"
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"(SOFTLY) Okay. Okay."
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"For the last time, I am not Linda Knievel! I will never be Linda Knievel!"
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, my God, really?"
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"- There's something I have to tell you. - But wait."
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"How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer to come talk to her class,"
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"I think I'm in love with you."
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"I mean, you're really awesome, but, I mean, we're friends."
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"- What? - It's like, as soon as she said that,"
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"So, you've been in love with this girl for the past year,"
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"What the..."
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"go!"
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"I just got off the bus from lowa."
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"- Damn it. - What?"
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"Everybody always says, "Don't tell Lily. Lily can't keep a secret.""
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"And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you."
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"Yeah. Wow. Good for you, Lily."
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"- Really? - No! It's Barney!"
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"Oh, man, you're going to break his..."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"- That is genius. - Thank you."
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"Oh, I mean, you're very pretty, but you're freakishly tall,"
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"and you don't believe in ghosts."
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"- So, Robin's not in love with me. - Nope."
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"No! No! No!"
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"Sorry, everybody. Lily won't let me jump."
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"That is the sweetest, cutest little goat in the whole world."
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"Okay, you can knock it off. Lily told me."
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"Maybe I want the trouble."
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"Look, I have feelings for you, Barney."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Why screw up a good thing? Friends?"
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"Friends."
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"- Let's be friends. - Okay. Friends, then."
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"- Yeah. That sounds good. - That sounds good. Let's go."
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"OLDER TED: It had been a long and crazy night,"
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"- Rib Town! - Rib Town!"
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"- What's that supposed to mean? - Architecture is killing you, Ted,"
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"Because I have to be an architect. That's..."
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"You're absolutely right."
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"ROBIN: Oh, God."
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"A girl goat, at that."
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"And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life."
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"because, as you know, she was in that class."
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"For me, it was around the time of my 31st birthday."
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"It wasn't a museum or a concert hall or a skyscraper."
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"It was something else."
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"Like a cowboy hat."
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"Look, I need the work. I don't have any other options."
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"Well, there's always that teaching job."
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"Yeah, I didn't work this hard to be stuck in some crappy, dead-end teaching job."
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"- No offense, Lily. - I got peed on three times today."
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"than I'd ever worked in my life."
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"- Hey, Ted, what're you doing? - Designing a building shaped like a hat."
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"- Now a good time to chat? - No."
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"- So, what do you think of Robin? - Barney, I really need to get to work, so..."
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"Great. Say you and I went suit-shopping,"
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"and you happened upon a beautiful suit, a beautiful Canadian suit."
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"Double-breasted."
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"Mmm!"
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"You try it on, but it's not exactly the right fit for you."
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"So, you put it back. Then I try it on."
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"I don't really want"
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"to take the same suit that you had your eye on, but at the same time,"
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"I really like that suit."
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"Buy the suit, Barney. You clearly care about it."
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"But, Ted, remember that that was your answer because..."
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"The suit is Robin."
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"I know!"
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"Right?"
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"- I'm with you, buddy. - You are now."
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"- Because I explained it to you. - What are you..."
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"Come on, dude, you've been at this for three days without a break."
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"Now, it's your birthday. Come up to the roof and have a beer with me."
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"No can do. Presentation is tomorrow. Hat buildings don't design themselves."
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"It's a rib joint for fat tourists."
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"Just make sure the doors are wide and the chairs are reinforced."
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"Now, birthday beer on the roof. Let's go!"
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"Why do you want me to come up to the roof so bad?"
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"What, are you throwing me a surprise party?"
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"(SCOFFING) What? Come on."
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"Ted, we threw you a surprise party last year, okay?"
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"You don't get two surprise parties in a row."
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"Right? Two surprise parties in a row! That is rich!"
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"(LAUGHING) That is rich!"
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"(LAUGHING) Classic! Classic..."
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"(WHISPERING) He still won't come up."
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"(ALL EX CLAIMING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)"
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"Yes, Robin, I know. This party is... It's a disaster."
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"It was my idea. I take responsibility."
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"And there's really only one thing to do about it."
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"- Oh, Marshall, no. - (SHOUTING) Lily, I have to do this!"
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"(VOICE BREAKING) There's no point in putting it off any longer."
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"OLDER TED: I should explain. You see, a few years earlier..."
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"No."
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"Uh-uh. Forget it. This is so not pimped out."
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"If anything, this is pimped in."
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"You know who knows how to live? Those people."
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"OLDER TED: Ah. The rooftop patio one building over from ours."
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"And best of all..."
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"That looks to be one hot tub."
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"Great. How do we get over there? What are we gonna do? Jump?"
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"I can jump that far."
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"Marshall, lately it takes you two tries to get off the sofa."
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"You can't jump that far."
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"- Oh, really? - Really."
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"Watch me."
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"OLDER TED: But he didn't jump."
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"And in the years that followed, he kept almost jumping."
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"Okay."
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"Okay!"
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"But each time, without fail..."
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