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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Howling (S01E01)

"(TRIBAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Each month, on the evening of the full moon,"
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"-and howls his mightiest howl. -(DINOSAURS HOWLING)"
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"ROBBIE: Why? EARL: It is written"
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"I don't know, Dad. I just don't see it."
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""which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur"
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"-"and bring an end to our days on Earth." -And you buy that?"
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"(SIGHS) Oh, boy."
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"-Let's start with this simple phrase... -Okay."
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"-I'm not cleaning this. -What do you think, Mom?"
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"-(BOTH CRY) -Hey, I'm your little baby."
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"-Because you have a wussy howl. -I do not."
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"-Wussy howl! -How'd you like me to bite your head off?"
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"-for no good reason. -Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Robbie's gonna need someone special to present him at his first howling."
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"(BURPS)"
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"-but at the risk of starting a rumor... -(GROANS)"
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"You're disgusting me with the way you chew with your mouth open."
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"-ROY: Nah. -How you doing?"
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"-Will you tell him it's disgusting? -Hey, listen, listen."
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"Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking."
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"And wear something nice."
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"-(LAUGHS) -Robbie got lots of new gifts today."
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"Ooh! More $4 pen and pencil sets?"
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"It's cheap. You'd think, on this, the most important night of my son's life,"
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"-Who do you love? -Mama."
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"(COUGHS, HOWLS WEAKLY)"
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"Hey, my little howler is nervous? Come here."
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"-Great. -I remember he said,"
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"Of course that doesn't apply here, but you get the gist."
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"We've been doing it that way for a million years."
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"Huh?"
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"Um..."
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"-Everybody's looking. -I mean, think about it logically."
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"Because if you don't howl, I'll kill you."
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"-Flood. -Plagues."
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"This isn't the dark ages, this is 60 million B.C."
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"Nothing's gonna happen."
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"ROY: Where's the moon? Where did it go?"
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"-Huh? -Like the Earth is getting ready"
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"-Are we dead yet? -No, dear."
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"My... My flashlight went out. I think the batteries are dead."
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"(GROANS) Dead? Dead? Dead? It's starting."
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"Thank you. You're right, Ethyl."
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"-the lights on. -The lights work?"
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"-at each other. -He destroyed the universe."
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"Any parent can forgive the little things, Earl."
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"So, you brought about the end of everything. So what?"
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"and loving each other, and realizing that the most important thing in the world"
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"and that means you save big! Values galore here at Discount Charlie's!"
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"Yes, we're slashing high prices! This refrigerator, freezer, $1,399.95,"
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"-Wow! -Are we dead?"
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"-Give me that. -Okay. Now,"
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, hello there, Fran."
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"Oh, hello, Roy."
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"-Yeah, I suppose so. -Something I can do for you?"
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"-Huh? Oh, hi. Hi, Robbie. -Don't you talk to my kid like that."
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"(BOTH GRUNT)"
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"You've been best friends since before I was born."
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"EARL: You ever come near my house again, I'll feed you to my family."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Now, here's Dwayne with sports."
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"I did not. You called me."
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"Look, I didn't understand it before,"
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"A lifelong friendship is about to end. Isn't that bad?"
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"After all, Dad, a best friend wouldn't say you had a wussy howl."
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"All right."
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"(BOTH HOWLING)"
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"And after the howling, we settle our grievances."
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"Now, you two best friends for 27 years got anything you wanna say to each other?"
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"It's the one his dad gave to him on his howling day."
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"(BOTH CRYING)"
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"-Oh, uh, Robbie... -Yeah, Dad?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"-Okay. Bye. -ROY: Hey, Earl, what about my stuff?"
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""and bring an end to our days on Earth.""
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"EARL: There are many customs which The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur"
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"commands us to obey. But none is as important as the howling."
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"every male dinosaur who has come of age climbs to the top of the mountain"
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"ROBBIE: Why? EARL: Why what?"
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"EARL: We've been doing it for a million years."
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"in The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur."
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"ROBBIE: Well, who wrote it there? EARL: Some sacred guy."
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"I mean, what does this have to do with my life?"
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"Well, it says right here, "Only by the howling"
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""do we defeat the dark spirit"
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"Hey, this book's been around a million years and you've been around,"
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"what, 15 years? Guess who wins."
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"Uh, but it just doesn't make sense, Dad. Today I'm just a kid,"
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"but tomorrow I climb up the mountain and yell at the moon,"
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"and that makes me a grown-up? Why?"
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"Because your mother sent out a 150 invitations"
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"and we got a dead rhino and 10 tons of potato salad downstairs."
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"-So tomorrow night you're gonna scamper... -(SIGHS)"
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"...your scaly butt up that hill and howl like a banshee."
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"You haven't been practicing."
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"Have you been using those eight-track tapes I got you?"
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"-Oh, all the time, Dad. -Look, Robbie. I'm going downstairs,"
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"and I don't want to hear any silence coming out of this room."
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"All right."
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"MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Howling at the Moon."
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"-Tape one, Howling for Beginners. -(SIGHS)"
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"-Awoo. -A... Awoo."
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"Now, try again, with more expression."
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"-(YELLING) Awoo! -Awoo-oo... (SIGHS)"
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"Very good."
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"Well, we can't broil it..."
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"$4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disemboweled yet."
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"Twenty-eight hours at 350?"
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"Oh. Are you dead?"
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"Hello!"
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"In my day it was a solemn occasion."
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"We didn't have all this fanfare and rhinoceros."
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"-"Mr. and Mrs. Earl Sinclair..." -And Baby."
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"-"...cordially invite you to join them..." -And Baby."
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""...as their son, Robert Mark Sinclair is called up the mountain for his howling,"
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""with reception to follow." (WAILS) Oh, my little baby!"
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"-(BOTH CRY) -I'm your little baby."
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"(WHINES)"
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