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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"Oh, sure. She's great."
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"Oh, what? Because of the whole thing where I said I liked Ted?"
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"No. Victoria is great."
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"She's fun, she's free-spirited. She's great."
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"I said "She's great" too many times, didn't I?"
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"You must really hate the bitch."
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"But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest,"
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"then you "Marshall Out," and all your chips go into the pot."
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"And remember, if you ever ask the question, "What,""
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"Got it?"
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"- No idea what you're talking about. - No idea what you're talking about."
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"Okay, okay. All right, no, no."
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"We'll just start. You guys will pick it up. Newbie goes first."
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"- MARSHALL: Roll. - Okay."
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"Now, that's where you have to answer a personal question about your dating life,"
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"truthfully, in order to move on."
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"- Marshall, come on. - Hey. She's the one who rolled a three."
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"Victoria."
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""Have you ever cheated while in a relationship?""
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"Wow, good question."
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"- You don't have to answer that. - It's okay."
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"Well, I was in a really crappy relationship in college,"
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"and I wound up kissing this guy at a party one night"
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"and I felt terrible about it, so I came clean and we broke up."
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"Victoria, that was an honest and mature answer."
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"You may advance to the Gumdrop Mountains."
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"So, Victoria, did you ever re-return to this guy?"
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"- What? - You said what. You gotta drink."
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"Oh, Barney, by the way, I went to a party in that new building on 82nd,"
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"and the host said she knew you."
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"Shannon, Shannon."
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"No. Don't remember any Shannon."
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"Really? Well, 'cause she gave me a videotape to give you."
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"Where's the tape?"
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"I'll get it."
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"Cool. Okay. You know, whenever."
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"Okay, Robin. Your roll."
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"Five! Another "Autobiography.""
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"For the player to your left which... Victoria!"
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"Of course."
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"Victoria."
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""How many boyfriends did you have before you started dating Ted?""
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"Wait, the card actually says Ted?"
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"Okay. Well, boyfriends, I guess I've only had two."
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"Prude-alert."
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"Well, that... That's serious boyfriends. I've dated other guys in between."
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"Oh, slut-alert!"
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"Oh, great, there it is. Thanks, Lily, you're a peach."
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"(BARNEY YELLING)"
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"Robin landed on the Chocolate Swamp. That's five chips for me."
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"Thank you. Finally, somebody understands Marshgammon."
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"Barney, what was on that tape?"
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"- Too bad you'll never find out. - Damn it!"
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"If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse."
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"- So, should we pop it in? - Give it to me."
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"- Hey, hey! - Ted!"
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"- Play it. Play it! - Fine, fine."
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"Shannon! I love you,"
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"I love you so much,"
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"What about us changing the world together?"
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"Don't tell me you've forgotten, I know I haven't,"
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"(SINGING)"
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"- Did you try his cell phone? - Yeah, I left two messages."
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"I checked the cigar club, the Lusty Leopard. He's off the grid."
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"Hey, guys. What up?"
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"- Barney, where have you been? - Yeah, we're really sorry about that."
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"Yeah, so sorry."
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"But seriously, what was up with the tape?"
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"- No. Stay. - Come on. Come on."
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"- Stay. Come on. - I'm sorry. I don't wanna talk about it."
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"It was the most embarrassing and humiliating thing"
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"Well, we all have embarrassing stories. Sometimes it's good to talk about it."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Show me how good it is."
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"All right."
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"MARSHALL; I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi,"
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"but they were all at recess,"
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"I really had to pee, so I went into the class's restroom,"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"I wish I'd pulled up my pants,"
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"(CHILDREN LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)"
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"The kids still call him Funny Butt."
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"Okay. I'll tell you my story."
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"Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today."
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"BARNEY; It was 1998, I was just out of college,"
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"and I was working at a coffeehouse with my girlfriend,"
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"My girlfriend, Shannon,"
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"Thank you,"
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"All right."
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"- I love your singing, Barney. - And I love you, Shannon."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Joining the Peace Corps with you is gonna be legendary."
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"I know. Only five short weeks, till we're down in Nicaragua."
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"Hey, nonfat latte to go."
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"Mellow order, bro, mellow order."
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"Dude. That's your G-friend? All right, high-five."
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"Sorry, I only give high-twos."
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"Whatevs. As long as you're nailing that."
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"Listen to you. "That"?"
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"You know, women aren't objects. They're human beings."
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"And FYI, Shannon and I have decided to wait till we're married."
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"Open up your knowledge basket 'cause here it comes."
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"Forget all that touchy-feely crap."
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"Peace out, hombre,"
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"Suits."
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"BARNEY; Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps,"
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"Only problem was"
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"she never showed up,"
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"- She never showed? - So what happened next?"
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"You know what? This was a mistake."
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"Wait, what if somebody else told their most humiliating story?"
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"You brought the game to the bar?"
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"I was winning?"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Fine. I'll go next."
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"- The slipping-in-horse-poop story? - Yeah, we all know that one."
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"VICTORIA: Okay, how about this?"
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"I will tell you my most humiliating story."
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"Yeah, Victoria. Way to step up."
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"It involves a game of Truth or Dare,"
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