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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping,"
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"and the hot tub at my grandparents' retirement community."
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"OLDER TED; Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories,"
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"but there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one,"
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"Don't worry, though, it wasn't that great,"
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"That is the greatest story ever!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Wow, wow, wow!"
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"Victoria, I deem your offering worthy."
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"My saga continues."
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"- Barney! - Sugar bear, where were you?"
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"I'm sorry. My dad won't let me go."
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"But the Nicaraguans need us."
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"It's just he's still supporting me."
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"And, look, he's coming by soon to talk about it,"
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"but I think you should go on without me."
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"- Shannon, there is no... - Barney."
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"It's your dream."
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"It's only two years. I know we can make it."
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"As I walked away, I realized Shannon was an adult,"
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"Her father couldn't control her life,"
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"I had to go back and confront him,"
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"ALL: What?"
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"(BUZZING)"
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"Now we all gotta drink."
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"Oh, my God. What happened next?"
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"- Oh, I don't know, guys. - Okay, okay."
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"Hey, Mrs. Eriksen, it's Lily."
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"Thank you so much for the delicious cookies."
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"Mayonnaise. Really?"
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"Never would have guessed."
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"Yes, well I will definitely give Marshall a kiss for you."
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"Okay, take care."
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"- Hi, baby. - Oh, crap! My mom sent cookies?"
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"Yeah. I wish we had a dog, so they wouldn't go to waste."
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"- I'm thinking floor sex. - Sounds reasonable."
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"LILY: Oh, floor's cold."
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"Grab that afghan your mom made."
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"The whole time?"
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"The whole time."
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"Barney, that was really embarrassing for both of us."
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"Right. So where was I?"
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"Oh, yeah. Shannon was sucking face with her dad."
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"I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross!"
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"Barney, that's not my dad."
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"His name's Greg. I've been seeing him for a few weeks."
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"I was hoping you'd just leave and we could avoid all this."
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"We're breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps?"
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"Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase."
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"Greg's older. He's successful."
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"He buys me all this cool stuff."
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"You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me."
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"BARNEY; I didn't go,"
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"That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon,"
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"There's sugar in the basket."
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"I'm just picking up my last paycheck."
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"You? You... It was you?"
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"(SINGING MOCKINGLY)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Oh, man!"
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"(CRYING)"
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"Oh, you poor thing."
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"Oh, you've gotta tell us."
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"I don't know. I think I might need one last story to get me through it."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, the Green Testicles story."
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"So, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee in college,"
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"and there was this barefoot dude with a weirdly sharp toenail..."
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"Everyone else here has manned-up tonight and told the truth."
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"Why can't you?"
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"You're right."
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"Victoria, I'm sorry I haven't told you this yet, but a while back,"
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"I was kind of into Robin."
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"In fact, on our first date, I might've said, "I love you.""
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"Understandably, she freaked out, and I left,"
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"but unfortunately, the night did not end there."
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"To one hell of a night!"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"TED; And I drank,"
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"A lot,"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"So, you guys think I should have kissed her?"
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"Yes! Do it!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(VOMITING)"
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"ROBIN: Hello? Is someone out there?"
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"(GASPING)"
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"You ralphed and ran?"
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"I thought you were vomit-free since '93."
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"So, that was a lie?"
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"You re-returned for me. That's really sweet."
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"- Sorry. - It's okay."
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"- Victoria, I know this must be... - Yeah. It kind of is."
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"Wow, Ted, you were right. You shouldn't have told that story."
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"But you did earn yourself the right to the end of mine."
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"We fast-forward eight years into the future."
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"Wait, eight years. That's this year."
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"Marshall, not only is it this year, it's tonight."
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"Hi."
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"- Barney? - Hi, Shannon."
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"- What are you doing here? - Just listen."
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"When you left me for that guy Greg, it changed me."
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"Now, I'm this."
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"I know this is crazy, it's just, you were once such a big part of my life,"
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"and it just seemed insane that you didn't know who I am now."
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"So, here I am."
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"BARNEY; And then she told me about her life,"
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"that ever happened to me."
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"It was a smaller target than I'm used to,"
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"What I didn't realize was it was a shared bathroom,"
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"You can read about it in my zine."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"She was in the middle of a heated argument with her dad,"
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"So, we've got the whole place to ourselves."
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"Oh, she got the tape."
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"- When? - Sorry. Sorry."
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"But here's the real kicker. Shannon's a mom."
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"Peace out, hombres,"
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"OLDER TED; We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden,"
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"For the team, Marshall, for the team."
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"Oh, I know just how to decide who."
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