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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"I'm good, Boomer."
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"Ted, I am so happy for you."
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"Long story short, I have a date tonight."
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"My friends, I have been with many women in my day."
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"as the woman I'm married to, then I'd admit it. But she's not."
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"- That'll be $6.75. - Here's a 50, keep the change."
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"She's a whore."
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"If you don't want to hit that, I'm sorry, but you might be gay."
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"Oh, that's all, Barney? Come on, you're never not in a suit."
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"OLDER TED: I was lying. That sounded awesome."
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"And speaking of things that are less awesome,"
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"MALE VOICE: Suit up."
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"Sure, I was totally paying attention when you talked about that."
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"Okay."
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"Your suit's death could mean another suit's life."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Well, it's apples and oranges. She's younger than you."
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"Tastes so good"
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"(STUTTERING) No. I don't want to go back."
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"The point is, I like you."
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"Nothing suits me like a suit!"
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"- Suits - A wingman I can wear"
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"- Suits - They're oh, so debonair"
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"What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold?"
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"What if world peace Were within your reach?"
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"Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute"
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"Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute"
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"Like"
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"A"
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"Suit Up! Suit Up!"
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"Then again, she is pretty hot."
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"ENGLISH - US - SDH"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, you never know when you're about to meet"
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"someone really important."
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"It's not like life gives you a warning."
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"You just look up and there they are."
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"Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof."
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"OLDER TED: No, not that dude."
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"Her."
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"- My name's not Boomer. - Oh, in my head, it is."
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"Gentlemen, I'm a faculty member, and you're underage,"
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"so it's my duty to confiscate this and this and..."
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"Hard lemonade?"
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"You know what, Boomer? You can keep that."
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"I swear, every week I get asked by some frat guy to a kegger,"
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"and I say, " I'm a PhD candidate"
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""writing a dissertation entitled 'Foreign Direct Investment"
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""'and Intergenerational Linkages in Consumption Behavior.'""
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"And what does frat guy say to that?"
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) "That's hot.""
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Actually, that is kind of hot."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"- Ted, I have a confession. - Hmm."
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"I recognize you."
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"Do you remember the first day of classes last semester?"
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"Econ 305?"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story."
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"I thought I was in Architecture 101, but it was Econ 305."
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"Of course, what I didn't know was"
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"that your mother was somewhere in that class,"
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"and she thought I was a complete idiot."
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"I thought you were a complete idiot."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"But a very cute idiot."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"So, um, do you ever date cute idiots?"
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"Almost exclusively."
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"She's a PhD candidate. She reads philosophy for fun."
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"She does the Sunday crossword every week and finishes it."
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"- Ooh. - BARNEY: Wow."
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"Sorry, not for you, happy I'm not you."
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"Oh, yay."
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"(CROWD CLAMORING)"
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"Thanks, New York, I'll try not to screw it up."
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"What's going on? There's a huge line outside MacLaren's."
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"And why is it almost entirely dudes?"
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"Only two things could cause that kind of commotion."
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"Boobs."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, MacLaren's has hired a hot bartender."
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"(MAN SINGING) Sweet cherry pie, yeah"
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"Look at all these guys."
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"Oh, the sidewalk's going to smell like pee-pee now."
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"Well, we'd better start looking for a new bar."
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"What, are you... What... Are you crazy? It is a hot bartender."
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"Do you know how long I have been waiting to land a..."
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"Lawyers, teachers, poets, doctors,"
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"professional equestrians, amateur equestrians,"
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"a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker..."
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"Yes, we're to the rhyming section now."
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"A math professor, a tax assessor, a weight guesser."
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"A puppeteer, a blackjack dealer,"
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"a stay-at-home mom... That's a job, too, guys."
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"A circuit court judge..."
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"Get to the point!"
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"I have never, ever scored a hot bartender."
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"Until tonight."
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"She's really not that hot."
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"Oh, is someone jealous of all the attention?"
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"Did somebody fancy herself the hottest girl in the bar?"
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"Gosh, no. Shut up!"
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"- All right, wish me luck. - It's never going to happen."
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"Barney, she's just going to pretend to like you"
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"the same way she hypnotized all these geniuses."
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"Yeah, but guess who's not going to fall under her spell?"
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"I'm gonna be all, "Drop the act, baby doll. Daddy needs a gin and tonic.""
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"Then when she brings it, I'll just spit it out and say, "Try again.""
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"Boom! Alpha dog is right where he belongs, on top."
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"Then after a few minutes, on the bottom. Why should I do all the work?"
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"- Hi, Marshall. - Hey, guys, what's happening?"
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"- New super-hot bartender. - Oh, yeah?"
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"- Eh. - Ha!"
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"See? Marshall doesn't think she's hot either."
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"Yes, he does."
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"Baby, you don't have to pretend other women aren't attractive"
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"just for my sake."
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"(SCOFFS) I know, and if that woman were anywhere near as hot"
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"(GIGGLES) Baby, you're so sweet, but compared to that woman,"
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"I am a big bag of three-day-old garbage."
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