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Clips from NewsRadio - Clash of the Titans (S05E05)

"Tell you what. I'll throw you a bone."
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"Anything in particular you want?"
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"WNYX."
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"Oh, well, thank God for that."
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"Be real. This is the heart of the beast."
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"How about that chain of Internet cafés?"
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"Oh, you mean, Hot Cup of Web?"
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"Thought I, uh-- Thought I unloaded that dog already."
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"Tried. Couldn't. It's yours."
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"Okay, I'll take it. But I'll need help."
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"Could I take, uh--? Take the staff here with me?"
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"The entire staff? Why don't I just give you the station?"
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"Okay. Well, how about, uh, three employees?"
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"One employee. Two employees?"
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"How about one employee?"
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"Deal. You got until 5:00 to make your selection."
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"Okay. Oh-- Oh, Johnny."
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"By the way, uh, you know when I-- I told you"
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"you'd-- You'd lost some weight?"
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"Yeah. Well, I lied."
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"You look like hell. Go find a treadmill,"
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"you fat son of a bitch."
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"Hot Cup of Web?"
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"I can explain."
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"No, I got nothing."
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"No, you said you could explain."
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"You-- You were there. I mean, the guy beat me."
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"Do you even know what an Internet café is?"
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"No. Joe?"
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"It's a place where lonely teenagers go"
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"to drink cappuccino and download pornography."
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"I mean, teenagers love pornography."
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"I'll be back on top in no time."
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"Okay. Tell him he's looking a little chunky, would you, honey?"
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"I mean, the guy ruins you,"
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"Okay, I have a question. Yeah?"
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"you do have a plan, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"See, David? Don't stop believing."
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"Okay, everybody, could you just please"
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"come over here for a second?"
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"I, all right? Mm-hm."
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"I am gonna get my empire back from Johnny..."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"...someway..."
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"somehow."
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"That's an awesome plan."
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"What's that, Matthew?"
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"Well, first, A, get the empire back..."
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"Right."
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"...and then, B, you take everyone out"
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"for banana splits."
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"See? Uh-huh. But you know what?"
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"I gotta be careful that I don't get the plan too complicated."
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"You know what I mean? Yeah. MATTHEW: All right."
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"That plan sucks. Hello?"
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"which is mine, I-- I have to say."
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"Hey, Dave, how come I wasn't invited"
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"to the anti-Johnny movement?"
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"Because you're in love with Johnny."
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"♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪"
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"♪ Of thee I sing... ♪"
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"Huh? Oh, oh, she's protesting, Dave."
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"She says she's not gonna stop singing"
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"until Johnny gives me my empire back."
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"I know, I know. I-it's kind of out there."
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"But take it from an old hippie like myself,"
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"this is-- This is just the kind of thing"
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"that can jump-start a movement, know what I mean?"
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"♪ Land of the pilgrim's pride From every mountainside ♪"
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"♪ Let freedom ring ♪"
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"Mikey, kill the feed."
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"for the rest of the day. BETH: ♪ ...of thee I sing ♪"
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"♪ Land where my father-- ♪"
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"ANNOUNCER: Salmonella poisoning is proof"
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"Ah, there's my girl."
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"Um, just sit down, okay?"
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"You give me their social security number."
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"I'll have them terminated."
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"By terminated, I mean killed."
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"Well, no, that won't be necessary, Johnny."
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"But, um, thank you."
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"Any time. Now, what's on your prodigious mind?"
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"I would like you to give Jimmy his empire back."
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"I know you do, sweetie."
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"It's me or the empire, okay?"
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"This is me and this is the empire."
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"Okay. Ah, ah, ah!"
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"I wanna make this perfectly clear to you."
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"Me..."
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"the empire."
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"I choose you. Oh, Johnny."
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"And the empire."
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"It's me or the empire. All right."
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"Have you noticed how good-looking guys"
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"with really nice cars get lots of dates?"
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"Now, imagine a really good-looking guy,"
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"a nice car and an empire. You do the math."
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"You're so crazy."
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"By the way,"
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"the correct answer was me."
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"Psst. Mr. James. Huh?"
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"Max, aren't you supposed to be in the booth?"
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"Oh, yeah. Listen, M-Mr. James,"
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"I want you to know that I'm not friends with Johnny anymore."
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"I could never be friends with someone who hurt you."
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"Thank you, Max. No problem."
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"Hey, boss. Hot towel?"
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"You're a wicked one, Max Lewis."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"That's right."
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"Neither do I. Obviously the choice is between Dave and Lisa."
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"All right. Well, now you're obviously in denial."
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"I could never rest in my campaign"
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"Okay. You're not gonna go quietly, are you?"
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"I'm not going at all, captain."
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"What's on your mind?"
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"Forget about my mind, dude."
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"And that's too bad, 'cause in a different world"
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"I think we probably coulda hung out."
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