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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Spite Store (S10E10)

"It's a little bit out of my, uh, prince range, you know, right now."
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"Oh. That's good."
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"'Cause you're the last person in the world"
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"I want living next door to me."
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"Clients love me, Larry."
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"(Larry whistling)"
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"-(whistling continues) -(siren blaring)"
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"(horn blaring)"
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"(siren continues)"
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"(chuckling)"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"-Mm-hmm. -How's the coffee?"
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"-It's good. -It's good."
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"Yeah. Good. You know,"
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"it's interesting, 'cause, uh, I was in my car earlier,"
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"and all of a sudden, I hear a siren,"
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"and I look in the rearview mirror"
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"and there's a fire truck behind me, and I..."
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"Wow, a fire! And I better get over to the side of the road."
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"Those guys are really in a hurry."
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"I pull over to the side of the road, and it... shwoo! goes past me."
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"Where's the fire?"
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"-(fireman clears throat) -Larry: Where..."
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"-We needed coffee. -Oh, oh."
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"-We don't do it often. -No."
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"-Like, it's not a frequent thing. -Yeah, no."
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"-Abused our siren? -You're siren abusers."
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"I completely get it. I had a handicapped placard once."
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"'Cause that handicapped placard, that was fantastic."
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"-Look at this. Joey Funkhouser. -Hey, Larry."
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"-How you doing? -Larry: Hey."
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"-We're gettin' it down. Yeah. -Fast learner."
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"-Oh, yeah? -The only question I have is,"
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"where's the, uh, the tip jar?"
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"Oh, no. No tip jar."
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"-No tipping? -No, that's, that's demeaning."
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"It turns us into... beggars."
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"-Yeah? You think? -Yeah. We might as well be outside with a, with a cup."
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"-Uh-oh. Know what happens now? -It's a-- What?"
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"-No. -(chuckles)"
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"-Ah. Look at that, see? -Ah. (laughs)"
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"Oh, boy. This, this is a big moment."
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"-Joey: That's it? -Leon: Oh, the big moment. Yes, indeed."
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"-Let's go to the back. To the storeroom? -Um-hmm."
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"-And get changed there. -Okay. Great. Right."
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"Hey, as long as you're going to the storeroom,"
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"-show him how to charge the, uh, the self-heating cups. -Leon: Yes, indeed."
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"-Are you in line? -What?"
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"-Are you in line for coffee? -Oh. N-No. No."
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"Sorry, we haven't met, have we?"
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"-No. Uh-uh. No. -Okay."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay. I'm Alice."
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"Leon: Hey, Larry! Where are the aprons?"
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"They're behind the Purell!"
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"Leon: I can't find the fuckin' aprons!"
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"Are you... Latte Larry?"
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"-Yes! -Oh."
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"Buck's my nickname. That's what my friends call me."
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"How'd you get to Buck from Larry?"
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"I like to watch a lot of Westerns."
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"What's your favorite?"
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"Blue Skies Over the Canyon."
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"Well, I just moved in the neighborhood, so..."
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"or ever working for me, or anything to do with me."
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"So she suffered memory loss from the choking on the scone?"
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"-(knocking on door) -Oh, that's Tara and Will."
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"All: Hey!"
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"Oh, look, you're getting bigger every minute!"
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"-I know, I know. -Oh, my God. I have to touch it."
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"-(laughs) Please. -Come on in."
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"-Hello. -Tara: Hello. Hi."
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"I'm the Larry you've heard so much about."
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"-Tara: Oh. (laughs) -Susie: Yes."
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"-Tara: It's so nice to finally meet you. -Hi."
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"-How you doin'? Hi. -Will."
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"Larry: Will."
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"-Any minute now, I think, huh? -Yeah."
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"-Oh, boy. -Susie: Jesus."
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"You know, I impregnated somebody once."
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"-Will: Yeah? -Yeah."
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"We broke up in the abortion clinic."
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"-How about that? -Jeff: You've never told me that."
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"-Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. -Jeff: Wow."
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"Just so you know, while you're here,"
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"-I don't know how to deliver a baby. -Okay."
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"How do you, how do you induce labor?"
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"Can you scare someone into labor?"
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"-I don't know. -Larry: Is that possible?"
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"-I-- -Uh, maybe it's possible."
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"I think it's something we want to avoid."
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"Why would you wanna do that?"
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"A baby should come"
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"when it's naturally supposed to come."
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"Who needs Mr. Buttinski over here?"
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"It's a hypothetical. It's just a hypothetical."
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"Let's say you had a bet with a friend."
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"you make a $50 bet with this friend,"
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"that you can induce labor by scaring her."
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"You go into the bushes, she's walking down the street,"
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"For 50 bucks you're going in the bushes?"
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"Yeah, but it's hypothetical. See if you can induce labor."
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"Well, what happens if she goes into labor?"
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"-Yeah, what happens if you win? -Susie: Yeah."
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"I, I'd drive her to the hospital."
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"and along the way to the hospital,"
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"she starts giving birth"
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"-in your car? -Well, that's a problem."
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"You gotta really think these hypotheticals out."
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"'Cause they always end poorly."
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"Okay, I won't scare her."
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"-Jeff: Okay. -Susie: Yeah, thank you."
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"So, I'm so glad you guys finally came over."
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"I, you know, I refuse to look at the phone, and like,"
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"I try and go off the watch. I forget,"
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"and it always, like, runs a little late."
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"-Tara: Yeah, hard to guess it. -You can't get that fixed?"
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"I've tried, but, you know,"
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"-it always just, like, goes back, you know? -I know a guy who can fix that,"
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"easily. He's, he's great."
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