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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Vow of Silence (S08E08)

"A vet, do they make as much as a doctor?"
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"- Are you serious right now? - Yeah."
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"Wow. Larry, that's a very personal question."
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"- to ask you a bunch of personal questions. - Ask me anything you want."
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"Okay, when is the last time you jacked off?"
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"Mmm. This morning."
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"- I should go. Okay. - Oh. Okay."
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"- ( Clears throat ) yeah. - Nice talking to you."
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"- Hey, Larry. - Tessler."
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"- Nice party. - Oh, it's... oh yeah."
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"Listen, I'm glad I ran into you."
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"Do you know anything about Keegan's club?"
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"- No. - It's named after Keegan horsch."
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"- Mm-hmm. - That's Brian horsch's son,"
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"- a special needs kid like Max, like my boy. - Yeah yeah."
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"- 8:00 in the morning to 10:00 at night... - ( Making sympathetic noises )"
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"spend the whole day with kids with all kinds of problems..."
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"Physical problems, mental problems,"
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"learning problems. It's kind of like a workshop."
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"It's also a field day kind of stuff..."
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"- three-legged race, sack race kind of thing. - Oh, three-legged race?"
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"- Yeah yeah yeah. Hard-boiled egg in a spoon. - Oh, what's..."
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"- That is... huh? - Nothing more fun than that."
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"- Running with that thing? - And you know what's great about it?"
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"It's comical, but it's all with the love, you know?"
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"It's like a great big hug all day long,"
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"and we'd love to have you there."
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"- I... I... - It's this Saturday."
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"- Saturday? - Yeah."
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"Sa... oh, you know what?"
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"- I can't make it. - How come?"
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"Yes. - Everybody's going to New York."
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"- Oh, that's too bad. - Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"- You would've had such an amazing time. - Keegan's club."
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"Keegan's club. I'll send you the literature."
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"- I want to be in Keegan's club. Okay? - Okay, count on it."
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"Maybe next year or the next time we have an event,"
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"I'll get in touch with you, okay?"
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"Sorry you can't make it this time."
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"- Again, really really sorry. - Okay."
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"- Okay, all right. - Okay. Good to see you."
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"- See you... see you, tessler. - All right."
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"- ( Rings, beeps ) - hello."
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"Hey, Richie, I'm on my way to the vet's."
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"- Why are you going to the vet's? - Oscar's really sick?"
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"You should just let him take care of it."
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"What are you, Dr. dolittle?"
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"Anyway, do you want to go to lunch with us?"
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"No, I can't. I'm going to the doctor's."
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"Well, then what about Friday? We'll have lunch on Friday."
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"I'll meet you at that place on Wilshire and 24th."
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"- I like that joint. - Okay, I'll see you Friday, 1:00."
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"- How's Oscar? - Not good."
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"Waiting for the word from the doctor."
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"- Okay, want to get some lunch? - Starving."
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"I don't know. I'll eat anything."
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"- Yeah, not... I don't know. - You don't want Mexican?"
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"- Not Mexican, no. - Sushi. Sushi's fantastic. Nice and light."
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"I'm reading all this Mercury stuff. I'm scared to get Sushi."
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"- I can't eat Sushi. - How about some Italian? Wanna get some pasta?"
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"I don't like to have hot food for lunch."
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"What about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
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"I don't want bread. I don't want to have bread."
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"just on a plate with a fork?"
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"( Sighs ) - what are you getting so stressed out about this for?"
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"- I can't decide. - It's lunch!"
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"I'll get that spinach salad with some soup."
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"- That's good. - Fantastic."
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"- You know what? I don't think I want that salad. - All right."
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"- Let's eat at another place. - Jeff?"
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"- Jeff: Hi. - Not good."
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"- No? - It's not good."
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"The tests came back positive for leptospirosis."
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"I was just telling susie we're gonna have to put Oscar down."
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"- Oh, I'm so sorry. - Sorry, you guys."
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"- Yeah, he was a great dog. A great dog. - He had such a good life."
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"Did you notice, by any chance,"
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"if your wife was upset last night when you got home?"
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"- No, not that I... not that I noticed. - We have things to discuss."
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"- Did she mention my name? - No, it did not come up last night."
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"So, doctor, what's the process?"
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"- He's not gonna feel pain? - He's not gonna feel anything."
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"We will make him and you as comfortable as possible."
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"- Okay? - Is she the type of woman"
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"who would confide in you if she was upset?"
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"We're still talking about my wife right now?"
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"- Yeah, you got that kind of a relationship? - Yes, we do."
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"Like a married relationship? We do have that kind..."
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"Yeah. You discuss things like that?"
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"- We do. - A lot of married couples don't do that."
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"She doesn't care about you!"
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"You're not the center of the universe!"
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"Right now Oscar is! He's gonna die any minute now, okay?"
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"I was just curious, though, as you would be too"
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"if you thought somebody was annoyed, but you didn't really know."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"I'm just... I'm just curious, that's all."
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"- Why don't you guys do me a favor, all right? - Yeah."
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"I'm just thinking, wouldn't it be nice"
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"for him to have a last meal?"
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"Oh, absolutely. I encourage it."
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"- then that's what he should have. - Coconut."
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"- We're going out to lunch now. - You're not going to lunch."
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"You're not going to lunch. You're going to pinkberry and you're coming back."
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"But neither of us have eaten since breakfast."
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"I care about Oscar right now, okay?"
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"He's in pain. He's gonna die soon."
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"He needs his last meal."
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"- Pinkberry, right back. - No lunch. Who the fuck needs a lunch?"
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"- Susie: Exactly. I don't want to prolong this. - Not me. Come on."
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"- Pinkberry, come on. - You drive a red Volvo?"
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"Don't drive a red Volvo."
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"- You sure? - I drive a black Lexus."
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"Ah. Wow. That's some car."
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"- You do pretty well, don't you? - Thank you, Larry. I'm a doctor."
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"- You make as much as a regular doctor? - Get me the fucking pinkberry!"
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"- Just curious. Okay. - Just go! Hurry up!"
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"- Time is of the essence! God. - Come on."
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"( Door opens, closes )"
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"Excuse me, are you happy with that park?"
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