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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Vow of Silence (S08E08)

"- Yeah, what's wrong with that? - You're way outside the line."
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"- You're taking up two spaces. - I'm like an inch over the line."
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"No, you're a foot over the line."
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"the next car is also gonna be taking up two spaces"
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"then you're gonna leave and then that car is gonna get blamed."
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"This is chaos. Society can't function like this."
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"What? You have to be in the lines,"
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"- the way it's supposed to be. - Hey, here's an idea."
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"Well, I suppose that's an idea,"
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"- not a very good one though. - Yeah. Oh no?"
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"Just say, "you know what? I'll do better next time.""
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"- I did fine. I did fine. - No, that's not fine."
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"- I don't need to do better. - You didn't do fine."
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"- You need to do better. You need to do better. - No, I did fine."
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"- That's just shoddy. - I really give a shit"
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"what you think of my parking job, okay, pal?"
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"It's not an open field. It's not a farm, okay?"
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"- Just... just park your car between the lines. - A farm?"
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"Why don't you stay between the lines"
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"of your own goddamn business, huh?"
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"of not being an asshole? 'Cause you're way over that line."
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"- All right? - The only person who's the asshole here"
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"- is the pig Parker. - A pig Parker?"
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"- Yes. - So you're calling me a pig?"
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"- A pig Parker. - Hey, you know what?"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, I will. I will. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- Hey. - Hey. What's going on?"
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"- Tessler's out there. - You're supposed to be in New York."
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"- Did he see you? - No."
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"Yo. What are you doing?"
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"Nothing. Talking to my friend."
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"I know what he's doing. He's about to do a chat and cut."
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"- It's a total chat and cut. - Jeff: No no no no no no."
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"Yeah, 'cause you were chatting with your friend"
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"- and then you cut the line. - Are you guys even friends?"
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"Please please, don't insult me, okay?"
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"I invented the chat and cut. This is amateur hour."
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"- If I was gonna do it, you wouldn't even notice. - You just did it."
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"- Just get to the back of line, dude. - You've gotta get back."
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"- It's a chat and cut. - No, it's not a chat and cut!"
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"- What are you doing? - ( All shouting )"
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"All right! Okay! I'm going!"
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"- Just go. Unbelievable. - It's not fair."
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"- Larry. How you doing? - Hey!"
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"- I thought you were in New York. - Just got back..."
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"- Oh oh oh. Okay. - This morning."
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"- ( Chuckles ) well, good to see you. - Yeah."
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"How'd the, uh... the kogel, uh..."
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"- Oh, Keegan's club. - Keegan's club, yeah."
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"middle of the day nap... all the kids. It's beautiful. A beautiful thing."
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"Uh-huh. A kind of pastoral feel to it."
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"- Oh. Wow. - Bedbugs. Just devastating. Had to burn everything."
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"- So we postponed the event. - That's terrible."
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"Yeah. The good news is you're gonna be around for it though."
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"- It's gonna be great. - When-when..."
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"- when are you thinking about doing it? - Not really sure."
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"It's gonna be sometime... Hopefully within the month,"
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"probably more likely six to eight weeks. Yeah."
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"Jesus, I can't believe it."
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"- You're going back to New York? - I'm going back, yeah,"
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"for like... what-what... What did you say it was?"
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"Six weeks on our end, approximately."
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"- You're gonna be gone for all that time? - I'll be gone for al..."
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"- Umm, Jerry and I are working on a new... - oh. Oh, excellent."
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"- A new show. - Yeah? Oh great. Great."
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"With anybody. Even if you see Jerry..."
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"Yeah. No. - ...Don't mention it, 'cause he wouldn't want me"
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"- I know that about you. - I once did a "silver spoons" on 48 hours."
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"Well, listen, I'm sorry you're gonna miss it again,"
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"but, you know, you look at these kids"
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"and you just feel so complete,"
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"- if only by comparison. - Yeah, I know. I wanna do it."
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"I wanna do it. I don't even wanna do it for them. I wanna do it for me."
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"- Good to see you. - Great to see you, and my best to all the kids."
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"- Okay, I'll pass it along. All right. Be well. - Yeah. Okay."
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"Larry: I should've gotten some yogurt there."
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"- You should've. - I'm very starving."
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"I'm starving too. Why do we listen to her?"
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"- Mind if I take a bite of this? - I do mind."
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"- That's for Oscar. - Come on, one bite."
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"- No. - Let me take one bite."
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"What the... come on, I've got low blood sugar."
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"One bite but make it small."
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"Small small small."
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"- Oh! - Good, huh?"
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"- That is really good. - Is there another spoon in the bag?"
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"Let me have... Give it here for a second."
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"Let me have a taste."
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"- Isn't that good? - Yup."
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"- By the way... - Mmm?"
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"Your taste was about twice as big as mine."
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"- What are you talking about? It was a small taste. - No, it was about..."
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"- Just stop it. No no. - I'm evening it out, that's all."
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"- Evening it out? What are you talking about? - Yeah, I just evened it out."
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"No, now you've gotten two and I've gotten one."
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"Oh, right. Okay. I can't even see what you're eating."
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"Look at that! Look at the size of those bites you took!"
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"Are you serious? Come on, that's not fair."
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"- Stop it. No, we're even. - Really?"
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"- You're done. - No, bullshit."
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"You're... bullshit, you're done. It's for os..."
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"- No way, man. - You're done!"
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"- You just took two bites! - Bullshit."
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"- What do you mean, bullshit? - I'm driving! Stop!"
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"All right. Okay. All right, you want to be a dick, be a dick."
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"( Muffled ) be a fucking dick! Okay?!"
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"- ( Silent ) - oh, hey, Vance."
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"I... I don't know what the hell you're trying to say."
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"Will you just talk, please?"
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"Pinkberry."
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"- I-i-i-i... just go. - I know."
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"- I'll see you later. Bye. - Bye."
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"- Jeff? - Yeah?"
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"- They were closed? - They were closed."
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"They're never closed. They're open till, like, midnight."
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"- We go after the movies all the time. - They... I'm telling ya..."
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"- Tet. Tet. - Oh, it had to be today of all days."
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"- Yeah, today is tet. It's tet. - Tet day."
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"Wasn't there another one? So all of them would be closed?"
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"- All of them are closed. - Oh god damn, he can't have his last meal."
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