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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - The Joker Is Mild/Take My Granddaughter, Please/First Time Out (S01E01)

"And I'll bet you every one of them"
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"is as phony as he is."
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"I didn't like that dude when I first met him."
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"And when Doc told me he was married,"
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"I liked him even less."
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"Ought to take him outside."
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"If you do, be polite."
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"Looks as though he's got some muscle"
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"underneath that $8 pleated shirt."
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"He doesn't bother me."
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"Ho-ho, he doesn't?"
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"No, I can outrun him."
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"Hey. Listen, Doc and I already tried to bust 'em up."
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"Now it's your turn."
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"Well, what do you want me to do?"
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"Do what you do best:"
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"make a nuisance out of yourself."
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"I don't have to tell you how to do that, do I?"
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"I remember. Oh, do I remember."
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"Hi, Julie."
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"The eye okay?"
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"Yes, thank you."
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"Good."
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"Hey, you wanna dance?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Well, I'll just sit and chat for a while, then."
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"Gopher Smith, Buddy Stanfield."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, how about those Dodgers, huh?"
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"You a baseball fan?"
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"No."
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"Hockey. How about those Canadiens, hm?"
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"No."
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"Water polo. No."
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"T-track- and-field?"
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"Gymnastics?"
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"Come on, Julie, let's dance."
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"Thank you."
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"But don't let us interrupt you."
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"How about broomball?!"
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"Boy, there's an underrated sport."
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"You have very persistent friends."
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"Well, they're trying to protect me from you."
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"Do you need protection?"
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"Frankly, I don't know."
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"Would it make you nervous"
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"if I told you how beautiful you are?"
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"Well..."
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"Your eyes have the glow of 1,000 stars."
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"Well, maybe one of 'em."
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"Excuse me."
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"Oh, Captain Merrill Stubing, Buddy Stanfield."
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"Hello. How do you do?"
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"May I?"
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"You're the captain."
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"That's right."
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"Is that him?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"Well, you're doing a nice job of avoiding him."
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"Well, things are a little different now."
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"Mm-hm. I see."
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"Julie. Miss McCoy..."
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"I think it's time I stopped being the human being"
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"and started to be the captain again..."
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"for your own good."
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"Now, it seems to me that on a ship"
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"filled with 600 passengers,"
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"the cruise director could find more than one person"
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"to spend all her time with."
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"But sir, he's an old friend."
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"Well, you can't have too many friends, Miss McCoy."
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"Spread yourself around."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Join me at a nice, quiet table for two?"
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"How about a table for three:"
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"me, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?"
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"Oh, I... I'm sorry."
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"I realize I've been a little erratic."
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"Actually, I owe you an apology."
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"For what?"
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"Well, I was a little forward by the pool."
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"Are you kidding? You're the only one"
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"who's making this trip enjoyable."
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"Oh? Well, you have a weird way of showing it."
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"There. Now, was that so weird?"
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"Yes."
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"Look, uh, how about a few less people"
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"and a little more moonlight?"
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"Perfect."
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"Tomorrow night at 9 would be just perfect."
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"Now, that was weird."
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"Here you are."
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"Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"You know, it's hard to imagine"
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"that 3 years has passed."
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"You don't seem any different."
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"You're just the same, Buddy."
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"Yeah. Same old Buddy, same old Julie."
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"Same old feelings."
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"Buddy, is all this just for old times' sake?"
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"Mm."
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"This is all for new times' sake."
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"Look, it's probably too soon to talk about now..."
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"but I've got a deal"
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"cooking in Puerto Vallarta."
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"And if I can pull it off..."
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"it'll change my life."
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"It'll change our life."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't wanna rush into anything, Julie."
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"But there's something I wanna ask you tomorrow night."
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"Oh, Buddy, I don't know. I..."
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"Hey."
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"See you later. Okay?"
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Julie..."
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"let us lay a hypothetical situation on you."
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