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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Chokes (S14E14)

"CHARLIE: Uh, guys, I-I'd like to raise a glass to Frank."
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"-Oh, come on. -Well, I don't want to just order, okay?"
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"-About what? -About you, man."
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"I... Bl..."
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"-Dee, shut up. -MAC: Yeah, Dennis, do you want me"
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"Well, you haven't had your teethsharpened in a bit."
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"What's this?"
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"-DEE: Oh, shit. -Yeah, he can't get air."
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"Okay, folks, we have a few specials tonight."
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"-Look, I-I'm sorry, okay?-I'm having a fit. That's right."
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"-that's how you wanted to go out, Frank. -Oh, yeah."
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"-with pleasure in their eyes. -Nobody had pleasure! Okay,"
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"You mash it too thin."
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"I'll go back to being me. You know, young and cool"
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"That was an interesting evening."
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"And why is it up to me to decide"
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"whether or not you're going to save a man's life?"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ-- if I told you to?"
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"♪ Pizza man, pizza man♪"
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"-Yeah. As are you. -Yeah."
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"Dennis cannot eat cheese, because cheese is poison."
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"Oh. It's all good, though. I actually ate all the cheese"
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"-the crust and the sauce, then.-No, Mac."
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"I knew that. I just... I forgot."
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"Oh, so you came over with a box of tomato sauce?"
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"Actually, I slurped that up, too,"
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"and then came over with an empty pizza box?"
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"-Oh, my God. You are not going to believe"
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"I-I liked it, and-and,"
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"I wind up in the middle of the street, okay?"
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"-You're one of the lunatics! -What?"
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"You know what? I'm gonna go to bed."
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"He's gonna depend on me, so good night, guys."
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"Yeah, but I-I don't want it to be."
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"-Yeah. -Mm-hmm."
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"You know how easy it was for me to get in that window?"
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"because it's what any decent person would do,"
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"but I don't need a roommate."
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"Took care of her? What do you mean?"
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"and now I have to tape his ankles."
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"Yeah, but can we just, like, play already?"
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"No, we can't just play, Charlie.We can't just play."
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"-Uh, what's he...? What?"
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"Basketball is exactly what I should be doing."
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"It's what men like Frank never did,"
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"passing,"
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"and then we'll do some layups."
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"Simple."
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"-Oh."
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"Dennis, I-I feel like there's alittle bit of pollen in the air."
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"You didn't tell me there was to be pollen today."
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"I feel like the only way to truly live life"
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"I had to dig deeper."
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"Anyway, they're on their way."
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"They're on their way?!"
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""from your cockfighting and,uh, you know, hop in your rafts"
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"Anyway, you guys want in on this with me?"
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"-No! -No! -What?!"
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"and that's depleted me even more,"
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"The hell's wrong with him?"
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"Huh."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"-What is this? -Well, I figure,"
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"What? Well, I just spruced her up a little bit."
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"But then, your mommy got sick,"
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"and you had to take other jobs and make ends meet."
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"And not one of them bang 'em and bin 'em joints."
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"Christ. I feel like I'm dying."
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"-What are you doing?"
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"I want to throw this shake"
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"because now I feel like you want it."
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"He wants you to throw that in my face,"
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"A pollen-covered man offeringto carry a-a perfectly well man."
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"Yeah, but... I-I want it, and he said he didn't want it."
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"That's probably, like, the pizza-flavored one."
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"Wha-- Are you feeding Dennis"
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"-way too long. -CHARLIE: Whoa."
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"-has been lifted off of me. -Ah."
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"Oh. Oh, okay."
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"Okay. Uh..."
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"So, when you saw her in there, why'd you let her stay?"
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"your mother like that."
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"Well, then you probablycan't afford the bin 'em joint,"
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"'cause that shit ain't free, bozo!"
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"I can't afford any of this!"
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"Okay."
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"The second Dennis drinks it,"
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"right through this silly ruse?"
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"Because Charlie and I can jumpto action and save Frank's life."
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"Listen, consider the flatline though, okay?"
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"Here, uh, come-come on. Have a seat."
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"Oh, my God! Why?"
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"You have every right to be."
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"That's good. Wish you'd let me do it, but--"
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"-Please don't interrupt. I... -Charlie, would--"
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"-could you get to the... -Yeah, okay. Uh..."
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"-It's not for you. -DENNIS: Uh... -No. Yeah, no, no."
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"Uh, well, I would very much like to have it,"
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"Absolutely not. I forbid it."
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"Give it to Dennis, for crying out loud."
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"-Give it to me! -No! Absolutely not!"
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"-Because it's poisoned! -Oh!"
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"-It was gonna be his blood and... -There's poison in it."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah. And I was as well."
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"-Like, right afterward. -Immediately."
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"-Me, too. -Shut up, Mac!"
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"I screwed up, man."
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"I should've saved you,"
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"-to my thing and... -Yeah, and save Frank."
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"-Yeah. -And then you were gonna be impressed by that"
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"Are you not pleased?"
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"Dee, did you-- Dee?"
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"-She ain't moving, man. -She wanted to see the other side,"
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"There's nothing there. It's just dark."
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"-Hey, dude, can we get some,"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"WOMAN: I want to thank you for joining the focus group."
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"for allowing us to be here."
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"And I was sexy as hell."
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"I'm gonna have to give you a touch-up."
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