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Clips from Harley Quinn (2019) - The Final Joke (S01E01)

"Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[clearing throat]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[Harley sobbing] -We have gathered today"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"to pay respects to our beloved friend."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Her death was not an empty sacrifice."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-human. [sobs] -[Harley sobbing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Wow, that, uh... [sniffles] Wasn't awful."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"As apropos a speech now"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"as when it was originally delivered"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Goodbye, my dear fiancee."
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"[Frank wailing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Who's gonna water my roots?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[sobbing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I don't trust any of these assholes."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What're ya... What are you doin'?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"He doesn't want you to follow Ivy to the grave."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So that's it? We're just supposed to sit here twiddling our thumbs?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, unless you got some kind of actual plan, I say yes."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-No. -Aw!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"When no one believed in me, Ivy did."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"She always wanted me to get rid of this asshole, so that's what I'm gonna do."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Still not a plan."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm workin' on one."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Come on, come on."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"My marriage is totally fine."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, that's a shit show."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Unlike my marriage, which is rock-solid."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Right. -[door opens]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ugh, what is the point of having an elevator if it doesn't work?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Quinn, what are you doing here?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I wanna take down Joker."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but... we need to work together."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What about me?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Not now, Jim. -[groans]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No one knows Joker better than you and me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[breathlessly] I've got a file on him. I'll be right back."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Look, we put our heads together, we can beat him."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And then you can go back to doing whatever it is you do."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Joker killed Ivy, took over Gotham,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and cut off your bat nuts!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Found Joker's file,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What a tricky son of a so-and-so."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[laughs] -If I say yes to this,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[mechanical whirring]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[camera whirring]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker over speaker] Who is it?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, Harley. [laughs]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"To what do I owe the pleasure?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, seein' as it's your birthday and all, I got you a gift."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, you shouldn't have."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I mean, especially after what I did to Ivy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You must be very upset with me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Of course I'm referring to the "murdering her on purpose.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, I hate you more than you'll ever know."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But I'm also practical."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You won, and I wanna be on the winnin' side."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I thought maybe we could patch things up"
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"over a steamin' cup of..."
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"Batman."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, Harley, this... [laughs] This is amazing."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"For the man who has everything,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"you found the one thing I wanted and didn't have!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Clayface in sing-song voice] He's buying it!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Just keep your mouth shut."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, happy birthday to me! [laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Of course, no birthday's complete"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"without my special birthday song."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What do you say, Harls?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[clearing throat]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"To my puddin'."
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"-♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪ -♪ Happy birthday... ♪"
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"Would you look at this dumbass son of a bitch."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Don't sing!"
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"-♪ Happy birthday... ♪ -♪ Happy birthday Clown prince of evil! ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you!♪"
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"♪ And many more! ♪"
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"Wait a minute. That's not Batman!"
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"God damn it!"
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"[chuckles]"
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"You'll never get away with this."
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"Nighty night, Batman."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing]"
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"[laughing]"
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"[Joker] That's right, Harley!"
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"Run away! [laughing]"
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"[screams]"
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"Oh, my God!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker] Don't handi-crap your pants. [laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[splutters]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No, Nurse, I said to prick his boil!"
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"[police siren wailing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yawn!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Who would've thought my 25th birthday month would be so blah."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Maybe I'm having a quarter-life crisis. -[cork popping]"
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"Celebrating!"
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"Think of all you've accomplished in 38 years."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm 25, and you know how I feel about champagne corks."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That could've hit me in the eye."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Sorry about that."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, what shall we do now, boss?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Dose the people in it with fear toxin? [chuckling]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughs] After Harley and I got disruptive, you know how we'd celebrate?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Uh, fondue?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
""Fondue"? No!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"By getting more disruptive!"
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"off his lumpy, naked body."
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"out of my teeth for weeks."
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"And now I'm doing this,"
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"What is wrong with me?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And who do you think you are, a psychiatrist?"
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"[stammers] It's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"Half the fun of our relationship was the mystery!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Now I know Batman is just some boring rich asshole with parental issues."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That's really reductive."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Now I don't even feel like torturing him."
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"when you kept saying her name and reminiscing about all your memories together."
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"[groans] Not even that was fun."
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