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Clips from Harley Quinn (2019) - The Final Joke (S01E01)

"WayneTech promised an electric car by this year."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I put a deposit down."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"The guy at the flower shop said black roses don't exist in nature,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"so I had to dye these."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Just wanted you to have a little bit of me in the ground with ya."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, Ive! I miss you so much!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"If you can hear me, just give me a sign."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Harley? -[exclaims]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey there. I was just taking a little catnap back here on the ol' rock."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[stammers] Are you living here?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I don't know if I'd call this "living.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm supposed to get indirect sunlight."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey, what... Why aren't you hiding?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Bounty's up to... Oh, man! That's a lot of zeros."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But why does he want your ass alive?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It's obvi. To make her watch her crew get executed."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Wait, what?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah. He's gonna execute them and then after, he's throwing an '80s party."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"God, so many iconic '80s looks to choose from."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh. I'm not gonna let this happen."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Uh, how are you gonna stop Joker by yourself"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"when you couldn't even do it with Batman?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Can you not be here right now?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Like, you want me to go over by that tree, or..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You know, I know I said I don't live here, but I sort of do."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Just give me a sec with Ive, okay?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ive, what I'm gonna do may be a suicide mission."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"If I don't see you back here,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"maybe I'll see you on the flip side."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker imitating alarm]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, hey, Harley."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I was just... [clears throat] Finishing Infinite Jest."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Spine looks pretty intact."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"There ain't gonna be an execution."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Flyers say there is. Right before the live '80s cover band."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Their version of "Sweet Child O' Mine" is... [laughs]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-It's okay. -Release my friends."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Or what? I have a whole army inside this sick-ass tower."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"so, if you don't do what I say..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm gone."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[elevator music playing] -[floor indicator beeping]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[elevator dings]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Welcome to my penthouse."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Central air, 360-degree views,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and a couple of horny tigers."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I want you to put this on."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Come on, remember how much fun you had in that costume?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I didn't have fun."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It wasn't till I got away from you"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"that I realized how deeply un- fun being with you was."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So I would rather blow myself up and take you with me"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"than go back to being your sidekick and wearing that fuckin' costume!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Only fly in the ointment is if you blow yourself up,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-you'll take your crew with you. -[beeps, whirs]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, how about you make this easy and put..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"on."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, I put this on, you let them go?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And if you don't... [laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I kill them."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[chuckles] Oh, there she is!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Harley Quinn original recipe."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Why'd you have to go and mess with a classic?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[crew screaming]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[groans]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"She gave her life so that we may live."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[tearfully] Goodbye, Harley."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Okay, I'm in the costume. So what's the plan?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-put on Legally Blonde, call you "puddin'"? -[laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"The cops are mine. Batman's tied up and gagged."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I have everything a man could want."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But I'm not happy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Because you're a textbook sociopathic narcissist"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"with a chemical imbalance in your parasympathetic nervous system?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey, that's what Batman said."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey, Batman, she said the thing you said."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It wasn't until I got everything..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"that I realized it means nothing"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"without you by my side."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Really?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Harley, you're the missing piece to my happiness."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You were always so unoriginal, stealing my ideas."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ha!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[screaming]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"about me being the missing piece?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[chuckles] But that was all true!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You see, I only have one weakness. You."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And when you're the most powerful man in the world, there's no room for weakness."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And so, my only option"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"is to... [chuckling] Get rid of you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughs] Do you take me for a basic bitch?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"you'd live on forever, an emotional martyr in my soul."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So I'm going to erase you from existence."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Harley grunts]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[bubbling]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and now I'm going to undo that mistake."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"This acid will erase all that makes you Harley Quinn."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Normal."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"If you wanna kill me, kill me, but don't do this!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[gasps softly]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Let me jump."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You owe me at least that."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[chuckles] Sure. Go nuts."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Wait a minute. Did anyone hear a splash?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I've fallen in acid enough times to know that there should be a splash."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You're right about that, puddin'."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Wait. Where are those vines coming from?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"One in the head, one in the heart."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It's Harpooning 101."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You're nothing without me!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You always tried to make me think that, but it's not true!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I have friends that love and care about me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm moving on with my life with the people that matter."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Drop him. -Love to."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[whimpering] You don't want to do this."
Harley Quinn (2019)
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