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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Whacked (S03E03)

"There's so much rust. Maybe we should wipe it with a wet rag."
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"I'm not gonna do that! Why not?"
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"No, I'm just gonna use this screwdriver, all right?"
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"No, I'm pretty sure you have to be standing on rubber."
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"All right. All right."
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"It exploded. You're making it worse!"
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"every time something goes wrong in this place."
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"Well, we can't fix it, Frank! It's too dangerous!"
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"Bro, did you get the flashlights?"
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"Forget about the flashlights! Check these bad boys out!"
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"Free speakers, dude! Free speakers for the bar! Free speakers!"
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"Burn it. Well, then we're dealing with a fume situation."
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"And then one of them's gonna... Okay. Call the police."
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"The community is still going down the toilet."
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"You want to rewind? Yeah, we're gonna flip the drugs."
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"Great plan. Your way's terrible."
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"And you're bossy. Very bossy."
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"Back in my day, only the biggest pieces of shit dealt drugs."
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"Yeah. We'll go to your... that shady guy Bingo that you know."
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"Oh, no, no, no. You don't go to Bingo. Bingo is my contact."
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"on a shady peoplesmuggler. You can't do that."
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"My God. Relax, dude. No one's gonna mention your name."
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"Frank, huh? I'm gonna skin that son of a bitch and wear his face."
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"Now speak. Uh, okay."
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"Sweet, delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me."
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"I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I don't follow either."
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"I don't even know what you're talking about. It's so obvious!"
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"You're talking about dancing clams in the..."
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"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder."
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"And you snort them up through your nose. And they make you high."
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"We talked about it in the car. It's a thing you do. It's not tacky."
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"That is the kindergarten behavior of drug dealing. Do you want them or not?"
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"Youse two. We need to talk to Youse. Huh?"
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"found a certain somethin' that belongs to us."
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"which may or may not be the place that we happen to be or not be..."
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"be a little bit more clear 'cause I didn't get that last part."
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"What happens on Friday?"
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"that we may or may not be forced..."
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"What's the matter with you? Chewin' in my ear all the time."
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"Guess who sold the drugs And we can fix the lights now"
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"Look! The point is, we're gonna give them the money that you got from Bingo. So it's..."
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"Yeah, well, how much did you get? Perfect."
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"Oh, my God. We are so screwed."
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"We are going to get whacked off by a bunch of scary Italian guys."
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"Just keep my name out of it."
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"Good. Good. Great."
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"Oh, boy! Just an hour ago, you gave us 300 for 'em."
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"Yeah, man. Yeah, I don't recall that."
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"What can we get for 300 then? Uh, you want an exotic bird?"
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"It's a very popular pill these days."
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"How much? 1,200."
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"Bingo! Wow. Goodness gracious with this guy."
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"But think about it this way. If we split it, it's only a few hundred dollars each."
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"Great, yeah. Let me just go grab my cash from my money tree..."
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"Do I have an account here?" Call Donald Trump!"
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"They're... The economy is in shambles."
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"Give us money."
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"Boom."
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"Will you just pay the mob off so we don't have to sell these pills?"
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"The mob is gonna kill us, man! Look, if I cave on this..."
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"I would think, yeah. Yeah."
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"Then I'm not going to do it. Let's sell some drugs."
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"Okay. I think we gotta look for old ladies with lots of big jewelry."
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"And I'm not gonna be a whore. So just drop it. All right?"
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"Really? Wait, wait, wait, wait. They have horses here?"
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"There's a racetrack next door, dude."
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"You're just gonna try and make me bang old ladies."
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"Come on!"
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"I bet. Hey, you wouldn't be interested in taking his job, would ya?"
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"All right."
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"And you are going to be my secretary, Linda."
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"Lasers. Lasers!"
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"Lasers, Linda!"
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"Excuse me? Don't play dumb with me, hermano."
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"You should really think about it."
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"You could make a killing here, bro."
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"Puta pendejo."
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"You know how that goes, right? Oh, sure."
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"You know, it's like we looked at each other. And then there was eye contact."
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"And I was looking at the horse. The horse was looking at me."
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"And then it hit me, I think maybe..."
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"Uh, no. Actually, I'm kind of working a different angle here, Charlie."
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"Dude, check it out. I sold all of mine. Okay, that's..."
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"Lawn jockeys are crazy people, man. Did you know that? Great. But, uh..."
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"You know what I'm saying? Dude, I think I was a centaur in my past life."
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"Charlie... Come on. Out, out."
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"Come on. Get up. Get up. I don't wanna get up."
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"Don't talk to me that way. Don't talk to me. I am your pimp."
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"Will you get out of here, for the love of all that is holy on earth!"
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"Are you the Reynolds party?"
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"Yeah. Where? Ah, the guilty parties."
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"Yes, he is. There's no banging old ladies and dudes."
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"who want to do classy, exotic, fancy things with me."
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"because of you and your bossiness, all right?"
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"So you're gonna leave me here? We cannot have you around us screwing things up!"
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"You walk, you know? On their two feet!"
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"But you said... Are you sure?"
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"You want to join our crew, huh? More than anything."
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"to go clean the bathrooms. Yeah."
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"I learned from one of my friends, Charlie."
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"Oh, wow, dude. This thing is disgusting."
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"Because it's a goddamn circuit breaker, Mac. We'll get electrocuted."
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"It's got a rubber handle. That'll keep me grounded."
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"You can't be standing on the ground at all."
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"Maybe you should jump up into midair and do it. Hmm?"
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"Yeah. If you jump into the air and grab a live wire..."
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"you... won't get electrocuted."
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"But then if you land on the ground and you're still holding that wire..."
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"you'll be blown to bits."
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"I saw it in Tango and Cash."
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"that you saw in the movie Tango and Cash?"
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"Kurt Russell... I think... All right, I'm gonna jam this thing with a screwdriver."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Bro, you gotta pay somebody to fix this, man."
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"No! I'm tired of spending my money..."
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"It scared the shit out of me, man. Well, get Charlie to do it."
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"He won't go near the thing. He's already been electrocuted, like, 500 times."
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"Yeah, man. I think he's starting to catch on to that."
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"Dennis, get me a harness 'cause I'll have to be swinging in the air to do this."
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"Are you kidding me? I told you."
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