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Clips from The Simpsons - I'm Goin' to Praiseland (S12E12)

"- Sorry. - Oh, no problem!"
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"A little starch'll fix her right up."
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"Cold, huh?"
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"This should keep you toasty."
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"I don't love it. I don't hate it."
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"Mmm, well, good night, Maude. I mean, Maude."
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"I mean, Rachel! I mean, Maude."
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"Oh, my God! You're trying to make me look like your dead wife!"
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"No, no! L-l- I know this is, uh, a tad unseemly."
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"I'm calling a cab! Good-bye, Ned!"
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"Oh, who am I kidding?"
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"Oh, don't you worry. We'll make all the hard decisions so you don't have to."
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"Don't listen to him. You just have a good time at the eye doctor."
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"- Say, "Bye, Mr. Flanders." - Bye, Mr. Flanders!"
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"He can't look anywhere without being reminded of Maude."
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"Homer, don't you have any respect?"
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"Sure. Of course I do. But life goes on."
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"Ashes to ashes. Turn, turn, turn."
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"Long live rock, and so forth."
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"You're right. We could use this for witchcraft."
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"Someone had a fetish."
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"Man, this is taking forever."
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"- Are you okay, Ned? - Yeah, just a little shocked."
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"What's that? Some kind of sorting machine?"
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"Now for the awkward part. We gotta talk about money."
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"You said we were doing this out of friendship."
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"Hey, Dad. Something didn't get, um, "sorted.""
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"There's our house. A rainbow."
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"Oh, a white hand shaking a black hand."
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""Rides, food"? A"tithing pond"?"
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"Let's build it for her, Daddy."
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"Oh, that's a nice thought, Toddy."
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"But Mommy wanted it."
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"They've been out of business ever since that kid got his head cut off."
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"Why, you gotta be off your tuffet!"
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"Well, it's been closed for so long, and l-"
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"Christian, eh? Well, that's different."
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"Ah, you are so full of it!"
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"Now get out..."
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"your pen and we'll make it official."
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"Oh, bless you, sir!"
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"Are you nuts?"
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"Relax. It's a controlled burn. Uh-oh."
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"Darn teenagers with their beer bottles."
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"Uh, yeah. Teenagers. Huh!"
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"Ned, I'm worried about you. You've been working nonstop for the past week."
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"Well, it's been a tad harder than I thought."
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"But I'm not complaining, 'cause I work for a sweet, sweet boss."
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"She's still bossing you around from beyond the grave? Can they do that?"
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"I'm not very good at begging people for stuff."
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"I'll need a sack and something sharp."
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"They're from my Last Supper pie-throwing sketch."
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"You can have these, uh, fireworks I confiscated."
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"Oh, yeah. Those guys and their crazy scams."
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"Do I detect a hint of cinnamon?"
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"Oh, I'll never tell."
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"Praiseland amusement park has its grand opening today."
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"We now go live to its founder, Mr. Nedward Flanders."
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"getting the park ready here."
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"We're gonna show Springfield that faith and devotion..."
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"are the wildest thrill rides of all."
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"where I wrote all of my 150 psalms."
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"I hope you enjoy hearing them all."
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"What do you hit 'em with?"
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"Oh, that's it!"
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"Oh, are there two of every flavor?"
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"I'm Maude. God is super!"
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"And this candy is subpar."
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"Any religion that embraces carob is, uh, not for Carl Carlson."
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"Oh! Hey, get out of the way, pal. You're blocking the exit."
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"- It ain't even worth torching. - Whoa! Where's everyone going? What's wrong?"
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"This place is the height of tedium."
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"Yarr! She blows!"
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"Oh, Maude, I turned your dream of a Christian amusement park into a bemusement park."
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"- Don't say that, Ned! - It is!"
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"It's a bemusement park!"
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"I'm sorry, sweetheart. Oh, please, don't look at me like that!"
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"It's a miracle!"
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"It's almost like she's alive again."
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"What's that, floating mask? Y-You want me to shoot everyone?"
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"Nah, I'm just screwin' with ya. It's a miracle."
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"This is fantastic."
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"I've never been so close to rubbing my eyes in disbelief."
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"Oh, what the heck! Huh? Huh?"
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"I think it's a sign from God that we should all go nuts! Whoa-hoa!"
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"What the-"
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"He's speaking in tongues!"
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"Oh! It was incredible! I saw heaven!"
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"like at the end of so many Three Stooges shorts."
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"It was a golden elementary school..."
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"- And no one was ever tardy. - Was I there?"
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"Oh, truly this was the will of Maude."
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"I'm sorry. The ticket price doesn't cover..."
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"visions, miracles or other godly hoo-ha."
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"Homer, no! I can't exploit a divine manifestation."
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"Oh, why not? Everybody's doin' it."
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"You could give the money to the orphanage. I hear they need a new wall."
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"Three is not enough."
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"Lay some heaven on me, foxy dead chick."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Ah, geez."
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"- Who's next? - That would be me. Thank you, sonny."
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"And so do Catwoman and Agent 99."
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"Oh!"
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"How come everybody's having visions, Daddy?"
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"Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full blast."
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"You better stick your head in and see what's goin' on."
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"Oh, no! This isn't a divine miracle."
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"eh, something about this statue that, uh, may disappoint you."
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"You see-"
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"That- How could that be worse?"
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"Okay, permanent brain damage or just temporary?"
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""Could." There's a chance they won't."
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"with its inspiring message and toxic super freak-outs!"
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"Bullies breaking bread with nerds."
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"I can't feel my legs."
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"- Huh? - Instead of"Praiseland.""
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"- Oh! - I see. - It's a play on words."
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"May the Lord have mercy on your gas-sniffin', orphan-beatin' soul!"
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"Hey, your hair's grown back real nice."
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"It's a wig. And let's never speak of it again."
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