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Clips from The Simpsons - I'm Goin' to Praiseland (S12E12)

"# Get dancin', dancin', dance #"
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"# Get dancin', dancin', dance ##"
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"Come on, baby. Come out there and dance to your song. Turn yourself on!"
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"We need you to go dance! We need you to get together and boogie-woogie-woogie-boogie!"
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"Shh!"
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"I'll have the darkety kind."
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"Ivan Reitman!"
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"Ow!"
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"Okay. Well, maybe another time."
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"Oop!"
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"Oh, my. The room looks so bare."
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"Sell Storytime Village?"
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"Geppetto's workshop will make a great stable for the Nativity scene."
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"No, I don't mind, but my greenback stack's gettin' kind of slack."
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"Some Chinese people claimed they were celebrating New Year's in February."
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"That's Willie's special blend."
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"Ooh, what can I get you, little Christian?"
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"How about a Maude mask?"
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"Hey, I want the Maude statue to give me a vision!"
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"- Whoa, Frank Sinatra! - For me, this is hell. You dig, pally?"
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""Could" get hurt."
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"No-o-o!"
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"Over Hollywood-America needs you!"
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"Her pillow's stuck."
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"I see."
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"All right, let's welcome this evening's entertainment."
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"Oh, hey, Rachel. Well, what do you know?"
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"# Guaranteed to rock the boat #"
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"- Never! - No friggin' way!"
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"- Go get that! - Yes, ma'am."
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"Ooh!"
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"I'm sure."
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"- Oh, you want me to stamp your hand so you can get back in? - Don't you dare!"
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"You're our foreman, Maude."
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"Halt! Who dares to disturb King David?"
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"- Oh! - Ned Flanders?"
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"Number one. "Blessed is the man..."
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"Christ be with you."
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"- Oh, thanks, Homer. - No problem."
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"Ice cream at church? I'm intrigued, yet suspicious."
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"D'oh!"
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"Yeah, maybe it was too soon."
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"- Oh, it must've been her final dream. - Hey, how about that?"
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"- Hmm? - But where do you put something that big?"
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"We're the neighbors, and we don't think."
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"And what the hell good are you? Beat it, you hippie!"
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"Tell you what. Maybe I could donate the park as a tax write-off."
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"- Let's both sit in the car. - Bye-bye."
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"Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda."
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"and of course, Freon so cold it burns me."
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"- There's no mallet. - You can stop Satan with your faith."
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"Adults attacking orphans?"
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"How about that? It says "Maude.""
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"Not!"
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"This sawdust'll soak up the puke from the roller coaster."
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"- # Get dancin', dancin', dance # - Keep movin'."
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"# Truckin'with his Sex-O-Lettes #"
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""Blessed Virgin Berry, Command-mint, Bible Gum.""
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"They call her the Christian Madonna..."
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"# I'm a groupie on his tour #"
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"I'd love to get together, but tomorrow I've got lifeguard duty at the baptismal pool."
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"Yeah, a lifetime of memories."
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"Wow. Three pairs of shoes."
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"Kinda."
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""Praiseland"?"
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"I thought I could turn it into a Christian theme park."
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"If you could do that, I'd make this place a shining beacon for the Lord!"
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"Silence! You have invaded the chamber..."
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"who does not walk in the council of the wicked.""
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"Oh, knock it off, Seymour! Go find that boy with my purse!"
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"with a teacher's lounge that stretched as far as the eye could see."
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"But, hey, Saint Peter, you just said, like, you was full."
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"Ah! Ooh! Ah!"
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"You saved the captain's life. I want to make out with you."
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"Ah, ah!"
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"My chair! It's... got a mind of its own!"
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"- Good idea. - No, Dad! I think there's a leak in the line!"
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"Leak in the line?"
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"What is it, Mr. Flanders?"
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"Everyone's just gettin' goofy from the gas."
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"Uh- Uh, folks, I just discovered..."
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"Orphans lighting candles over a leaking gas line. Lighting candles?"
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"Wow. Bu- Eh- But I'm talking about, you know, outdoors with plenty of ventilation."
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"# Machine-gun rap and locomote #"
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"Ah, Disco Stu. Right this way."
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"- Now, where have you been hi-diddly-hiding? - Uh, huh?"
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"Is something wrong with the miracle?"
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"- Help me, Mr. Spock! - Shazbot! My captain is in peril."
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"Hello, gas company? How poisonous is your gas?"
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"Will there still be money for the orphans?"
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