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Clips from The Simpsons - Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (S07E07)

"That's the trouble with first impressions- you only get to make one."
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"You know, Marge, your family doesn't have to stand in the alcove."
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"They're free to enjoy the club."
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"Uh, come on, kids. Let's go sit in the car till your mom's done fitting in."
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"Eliza-beth is right."
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"Why shout yourself hoarse at incompetent sales clerks..."
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"when you can get nearly everything mail-order?"
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"I won't eat anything unless it's shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state."
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"We order our steaks through The New Yorker."
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"I get food through the mail, but in a different way."
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"Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one you cook yourself."
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"Hmm. That's very true, Marge."
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"One night, Wiff and I came home late, and we decided not to wake Iris."
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"Instead, we microwaved our own soup!"
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"Of course it was a horrible mess."
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"But Iris didn't mind cleaning it up."
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"Didn't everybody have a wonderful time?"
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"I thought it was so opulent."
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"Like the Playboy Mansion, but non-sexual."
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"That place is weird."
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"A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels till I paid him to stop."
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"Shoulda held out longer, boy."
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"- The rich are different from you and me. - Yes! They're better!"
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"Socially better. And if we fit in, we can be better too."
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"So today, while the rest of you were out being different, I did a very good job of fitting in."
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"So good that Evelyn gave us a guest pass. They might even ask us to join."
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"Boy, Marge!"
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"You must've really done a number on those rich suckers."
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"Don't thank me. Thank my beautiful new suit."
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"I didn't order a baloney sandwich!"
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"I ordered an abalone sandwich!"
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"I don't know what Mom's thinking."
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"This whole country club scene is so decadent."
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"All these spoiled... brats... and their... smug..."
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"complacent parents."
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"It just reinforces the unspoken class system..."
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"of... horses... sitting on their high... horses-"
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"I'm sorry! I gotta go!"
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"Oh, we've got a winning hand!"
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"We can take the rest of the tricks."
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"Oh, you'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends."
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"Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner."
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"Don't ask me. I'm just hair."
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"Your head stopped 18 inches ago."
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"Queen of hearts."
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"I believe all the rest are ours."
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"Oh, well played."
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"We could've stopped them if you had changed to a different suit."
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"I thought perhaps changing suits had gone out of fashion. Eh, Marge?"
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"D'oh!"
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"Ho-ho-ho! Hoo-hoo! Ohh!"
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"Hmm!"
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"You know, Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf..."
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"is to lower your score."
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"- That's one way. - I'm P.G.A. Tour Pro Tom Kite."
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"How about I give you a few pointers on your game?"
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"- Now, you don't want to overthink. - Not an issue."
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"- Keep your head down. - Huh?"
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"Pretend there's no one else here."
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"And just go at your own pace."
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"Wow! Very impressive."
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"You're a natural, Mr. Simpson."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh. All you need is your own set of clubs."
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"And stay the hell out of my locker!"
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"Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?"
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"Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow."
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"Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?"
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"Love your outfit, Marge."
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"The vest says, "Let's have lunch," but the culottes say, "You're paying. ""
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"Why, thank you, Robert-A!"
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"Mom, look.! I found something more fun than complaining.!"
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"Marge, your family is fitting in perfectly here."
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"If all goes well at Saturday's ball..."
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"I'd love to sponsor you for membership."
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"Oh, that would be a dream come true!"
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"I'll be there with bells on."
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"Bells?"
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"Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?"
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"Oh, don't worry, Marge."
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"Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation..."
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"humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing."
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"I'm sure you'll be a smash at the ball, and I just know you'll have a lovely new outfit."
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"- That's some fine chipping, Homer. - Yeah."
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"Can you bank it into the handicapped stall?"
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"Seat down."
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"Hmm. Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?"
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"Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork-and-spoon operators from Sector 7G."
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"Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle."
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"Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?"
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"Oh, his waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game."
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"Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir."
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""I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!""
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"Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?"
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"Unlikely, sir. They-They spell and pronounce their name differently."
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"Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself."
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"This game could mean big things for me, Marge."
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"If I beat Mr. Burns, I mean, really wallop him bad..."
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"I'm sure to get that big raise I've been gunning for."
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"All right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "whoo-hoo's. ""
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"Please! We can't afford a single slip-up. They're judging us."
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"Mwah. Mwah!"
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"Mom, did you like horses when you were my age? 'Cause I heard-"
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"I don't know. Lisa, tonight is very important."
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"Mommy has to alter her suit so it looks like a totally new one."
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"You know how a horse goes like this?"
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"- Mom! - I've altered this so many times, it's nearly impossible to-"
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"Whee! Whee! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!"
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"Lisa, please!"
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"Hmm."
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"No!"
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"At times like this I guess all you can do is laugh."
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"I need a formal dress for tonight!"
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"You've come to the right place."
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"We've got classy duds up the ying-yang."
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"I call this one "Fantasy in Maroon. ""
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"It's got some cigarette burns, but we can patch them up with Nu Vinyl."
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"It's a bit peppery for me."
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"Why don't we put this in the "maybe" pile?"
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"but it found its way into my regular rotation."
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