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Clips from The Simpsons - Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (S07E07)

"Uh-huh."
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"Good morning, Mr. Burns."
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"Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?"
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"Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting..."
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"will only add savor to my inevitable triumph."
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"Yes."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Perfect as always, sir. Right on the green."
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"Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club- the sand wedge!"
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"Open-faced club sand wedge."
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"You're four strokes behind, Simpson."
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"And it's..."
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"there!"
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"He got to the green in one shot?"
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"How can that old man..."
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"hit so far?"
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"Now, keep your head down."
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"Miss! Miss?"
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"Do you have a Chanel suit, or any other high-quality clothes?"
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"No, but we do have a shipment of slightly burnt Sears activewear coming in this afternoon."
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"What time, and how burnt?"
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"Cripes, man! Can't you ever get to the green in less than two shots?"
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"Smithers, what are you doing up here?"
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"What are you doing with his ball?"
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"And all those other balls?"
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"Uh, there are no other balls."
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"Just these, uh, reptile eggs! Oh, step away! They're endangered."
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"These aren't reptile eggs."
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"You've been cheating!"
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"No matter where Mr. Burns hits the ball, you put a fresh one on the green!"
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"Cheating? For me?"
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"Good lord, Smithers! That's patently unnecessary."
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"I'm one of the world's finest golfers."
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"In all of the years you've caddied for me, I've never lost a-"
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"Oh."
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"So you're not the best golfer here."
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"Wait till I tell everyone about this."
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"You stink."
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"Homer, Mr. Burns holds a lot of sway at this club."
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"If you would keep quiet about the alleged... decades of cheating..."
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"I'm sure he'd support your application for a membership tonight."
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"Bull hockey! I don't care about joining this stupid club."
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"But does your wife?"
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"Ohh!"
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"I knew my kind wasn't welcome here."
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"Ooh!"
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"- Ahh! - Eee!"
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"Mom, you are looking fabulous!"
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"Yeah. You look great. You can do anything with that sewing machine."
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"No, I can't. Come on, let's go."
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"- You mean it's a new dress? Where did you get it? - The outlet store."
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"Wow! Two finds in one store."
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"- What are the odds? - Call it fate. Let's go!"
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"- How much did it cost? - A dollar. Let's go!"
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"- With tax or without? - Without! Let me go!"
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"- So, with tax, how much was it? - Why do you always have to question everything I do?"
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"You look nice, is all."
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"- Homer, what are you doing? - Driving up to the main building."
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"- Stop the car. Were walking. - But, Marge! Valets!"
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"For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene. ""
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"I'm gonna regale everyone with my anecdote."
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"You know, the one I tried to say on the radio?"
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"Who's gonna bleep me this time?"
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"I'm gonna pose as an Italian count..."
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"and get some old lady to leave me all her money."
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"I'm gonna ask people if they know their servants' last names."
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"Or, in the case of butlers, their first."
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"No, no, no! Not tonight!"
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"No vulgarity, no mischief, no politics."
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"Just be good!"
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"I'm sorry, Mom. I'll behave."
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"I won't say anything controversial."
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"Now that she's a better person..."
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"Come here, Maggie."
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"Oh, Homie, I like your in-your-face humanity."
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"I like Bart's-"
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"I like Bart."
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"And I like my old green dress."
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"I didn't have to spend our savings on this stupid gown."
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"Our savings?"
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"Don't worry. I saved the receipt."
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"- We'll have a $3,300 credit at Chanel. - They have beer and gum, right?"
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"I wouldn't want to join any club that would have this me as a member."
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"It's okay. Those snobs never would've made us members anyway."
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"Well, I wonder where Marge could be."
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"She's missing her own initiation."
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"I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her too seriously."
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"Where's Homer? And to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake."
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"Mmm! I- Ugh!"
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"Mmm! I- Ugh!"
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"- Hey, did you guys just come from the prom? - Sort of."
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"But you know, we realized we're more comfortable in a place like this."
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"Man, you're crazy! This place is a dump."
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"Shh!"
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"No, Grampa! Don't!"
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"Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner!"
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"Fritz, you idiot!"
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"You can keep the shoes."
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"Mom, do you want to know the 15 reasons I like horses better than cars? One-"
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"This was originally a Halloween costume..."
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"Ignore all distractions."
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"They'll see the dent. They'll see the coat hanger antenna."
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"You kids should thank your mother."
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"Ay.!: Dios no me ama.!"
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"You don't make friends by winning."
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"we can see how awful we really are."
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"Oh, man! I'd be anywhere except this place. That's for sure."
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