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Clips from Superstore - Demotion (S01E01)

"Me? No, I don't... Mm-mm."
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"Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off"
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"to do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to."
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"Or maybe it's something else."
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"No, I wonder who's gonna replace her."
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"A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me."
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"Kind of a groundswell."
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"You know, she did mention a few weeks ago"
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"that her grandmother was sick."
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"No, I didn't mean... No, it's, uh..."
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"I was just saying, you know, like, if I get that age,"
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"somebody put a bullet in me."
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"♪ Do what they say, say what you mean ♪"
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"♪ One thing leads to another ♪"
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"I'm here, reporting for duty."
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"Oh, you're gonna be working here?"
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"With me?"
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"Yep. But I don't want this to be awkward for you"
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"just because I used to be above you,"
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"so go ahead, boss lady."
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"Tell me what to do."
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"Okay, well, I'm the boss now,"
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"so you better do what I say."
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"Okay, where do we start? Look at all these fun colors."
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"Hey, Glenn, you wanted to see me?"
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"Amy, come look out this window with me."
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"See, most people would see a loading dock,"
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"but I see a..."
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"I don't want to be Assistant Manager."
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"But you didn't even look out the window."
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"I know. Look, I really appreciate the offer, I do."
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"But it's basically more work for the same amount of money."
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"Since when have you been in this for the money?"
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"Pretty much from day one."
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"Oh!"
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"Things are crazy for me right now."
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"I'm taking these night college courses..."
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"Okay. I'll figure something out, I guess..."
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"but at least come over and look out the window with me."
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"It is a nice loading dock."
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"It's a nice loading dock."
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"Do you want to not look so tired?"
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"Your loss."
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"Hey, you. Where have you been?"
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"Me... oh, big store. You know, I..."
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"Sometimes I'll run into people, and they'll say,"
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""Hey, have you been on vacation?""
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"and I'll be like, "Nah, I was here the whole time.""
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"I love how you observe things."
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"Yeah. Listen, Dina, the..."
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"- Do you like risotto? - Huh?"
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"I make a nice risotto. I was thinking"
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"if you wanted to come over later tonight,"
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"I could make us some."
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"Yeah. Gene Hackman, so..."
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"You know, the whole giving up your job thing?"
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"Oh, quitting that job"
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"was the best thing that's ever happened to me."
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"- It was? - Heck, yeah."
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"I was getting a stress rash in the shape of Abraham Lincoln."
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"But now it's disappearing."
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"I mean, his hat's almost completely gone."
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"Why am I going on about it?"
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"I mean, you're gonna see it soon enough."
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"Um..."
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"I needed a change, honestly."
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"Ever since my Nana died, I've just been in such a rut."
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"Oh, no, I'm s... I didn't... I'm so sorry."
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"But it was probably for the best, though."
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"- I'm sure. - I mean, she would not"
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"have been cool with the whole..."
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"I don't really know how else to say it..."
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"Jewishness of this relationship."
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"Uh, the relationship..."
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"is something that we should talk about."
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"Yeah. You know, I'm not normally an insecure person,"
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"but now that it's all out in the open, I gotta tell you,"
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"there was a couple of times where I thought,"
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""Am I being delusional?" "Does he even like me?""
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""Like, I think he does.""
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""Or is he just stringing me along like some sociopath?""
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"Yeah, no."
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"Nope, nope, that's not me. I'm not a psychopath."
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"- Sociopath. - What's even the difference?"
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"A psychopath doesn't have a conscience."
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"A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong"
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"8:00 tonight?"
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"Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave."
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"God, you look exhausted too."
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"So I realized the answer to our assistant manager problem"
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"has been right in front of us, literally forever."
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"You're gonna promote Myrtle?"
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"I decided to promote based on seniority,"
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"and she has both kinds."
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"Plus, she has leadership experience."
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"She was head switchboard operator"
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"for the Pall Mall cigarette company."
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"Uh, yeah, but..."
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"Well, I'm not very good with interviews."
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"I like just about everybody I meet."
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"I have virtually no standards."
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"Okay, well, I could help you find someone."
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"That is, if you haven't already offered Myrtle the job."
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"No..."
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"Well, I did, but I don't think she heard me."
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"So, instead of just telling her you were not interested,"
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"you said you would go to her house to eat risotto"
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"and watch Gene Hackman inspire a small town?"
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"I'm not the bad news guy."
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"I'm the good news guy, you know?"
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""Did you hear about Dean? He beat Lupus!""
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"People love hearing good news from me."
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"Yeah, and you're totally unique in that way."
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"You need to toughen up. All right, see this dude?"
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"Whatever I ask you, the answer is no."
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"What?"
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"- I need to return this blender. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, it looks like you've got the receipt,"
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"It has not been opened,"
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"and you purchased it within 14 days."
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