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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The End of the Aisle (S09E09)

"Lily, our wedding vows, maybe they were just too perfect for real life."
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"Real life is messier than that."
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"And we're different people than we were in 2007, but that's okay."
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"Maybe we just need some updated vows."
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"So I thought maybe before this place gets too busy..."
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"Lily Aldrin..."
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"...I vow to stop shouting stuff at you when you're dumping out."
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"You're the love of my life, and you deserve to make a deuce in peace."
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"I vow to stop pointing out every dog erection when we walk through the park."
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"Even though they are incredibly weird-Iooking."
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"Just don't point and scream, "Maybe it's Maybelline.""
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"Marshall Eriksen, I vow to always tell you when you have green stuff in your teeth."
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"You have green stuff in your teeth."
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"I vow to always sit next to you and hug you even if you're covered in vomit."
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"Whether it's yours or Marvin's..."
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"...or in the case of what came to be known as Spew Year's Eve 1998, my own. Sorry."
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"I vow to stop getting so angry..."
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"- I thought of another one. ...when you interrupt me."
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"Mine was to interrupt you less, so that's good."
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"...to let Weird Al record "Chicken Pot Pie" to the tune of "Live and Let Die.""
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"It's over. I'll let it go."
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"I vow to cry less during this pregnancy."
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"I vow to cry less during this Vikings season."
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"Hmm, with that secondary, I wouldn't make that promise."
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"That seems high."
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"Then I vow to keep updating them as we go."
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"Because one set of vows..."
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"...it can't cover a lifetime of growing and changing with you..."
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"...of raising children with you..."
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"...of falling more and more in love with you every day, Lily Aldrin."
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"Which is what I vow to do for the rest of my life."
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"Crap, I already broke my crying vow."
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"No, the bride is always right. It was my fault. Are you okay?"
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"I'm fine."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Because you were sprinting from a church in a wedding dress."
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"Um..."
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"To be honest, I'm wondering if this whole getting-married thing..."
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"...is something I can go through with."
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"Oh."
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"Wow."
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"That's it? Aren't you supposed to talk me out of it?"
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"Tell me it's just cold feet? I'm being crazy?"
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"Okay. During that fall, we did get to second base with each other..."
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"...and we'll always share that, but I don't really know you."
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"So here's all I'll say."
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"When I'm overwhelmed..."
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"...I force myself to do one simple thing before I have to make a decision."
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"Close my eyes and take three deep breaths."
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"- Three deep breaths? - Mm-hm."
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"Sometimes even three deep breaths can change everything."
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"Barney?"
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"- Hey, I've been looking for you. You okay? - Uh..."
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"Yeah. I was just talking to the band about the thing with the stuff."
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"What are those?"
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"My vows."
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"I know it's bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony, but I realized something."
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"Marshall and Lily have broken most of their wedding vows..."
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"...but they're still the best couple I know."
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"I think their biggest problem was that Marshall didn't tell Lily the truth."
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"So..."
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"I've decided to make only one vow to you..."
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"...because it's the only one that really counts."
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"Robin Scherbatsky..."
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"...from this day forward..."
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"...I am always gonna be honest with you."
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"Because I love you."
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"I'll see you up there."
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"Oh."
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"Ted got that locket for you."
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"He's the one you should thank."
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"[PACHELBEL'S "CANON IN D" PLAYING]"
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"What is it?"
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"The cornflower-blue tie. That's the one I should be wearing."
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"It's by my bed back in Manhattan. Stall for me. I'll be back in six hours, tops."
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"Wait."
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"I'm free. It's over."
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"The Slap Bet is finally over?"
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"Yeah, it is, buddy."
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"Thank you."
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"This may sound crazy, but I'm gonna miss that Slap Bet."
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"- No, you won't. - No, you're right, I won't."
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"["SANDCASTLES IN THE SAND" PLAYING ON PIANO]"
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"- You've never looked more beautiful, Robin. - Nobody asked you, Patrice."
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"By the way, in the interest of honesty..."
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"...we really do have a ring-bear. - What?"
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"Oh. I love the ring-bear."
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"Then you are gonna love the flower gorilla."
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"[MOUTHS] No gorilla."
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"If I ever were to lose you"
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"TED: Kids, I won't lie, that was a long weekend."
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"More ups and downs than I can count."
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"I'm not found by myself"
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"TED: It was a twisting, turning road that led to the end of the aisle..."
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"... and not everything along the way was perfect."
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"But what is?"
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"In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got."
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"'Cause I can see"
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"Our future days"
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"You and me"
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"And it was legendary."
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"I'm writing my vows to Robin."
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"Nope, hockey's dumb, not watching it. And neither are you, woman."
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"...and I guarantee you've broken every single one of them."
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"Okay. I'll give you this."
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"- Right down to taking credit for this locket. - That's not fair. I told Barney to."
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"Oh, no cream cheese?"
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"[BARNEY GRUNTS]"
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"- That's all of them. - Wow."
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"- What? - Kidding. I'm kidding, heh."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Here we go."
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"Because love is the best thing we do."
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"Days of you and me"
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"Now make me French toast." I'll put this in the "maybe" pile?"
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"So I'm just gonna run away alone."
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"TED: And that's how Robin met your mother."
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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