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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Steve Martin (S02E02)

"[growling]"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"Thank you and welcome, for the moment, to The Muppet Show."
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"Now, we might as well bring up the house lights"
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"[audience grumbling]"
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"Well, I do."
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"Um..."
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"Well, should we stay or go?"
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"I just thought maybe we could use some new blood."
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"Oh, please don't let them be funny."
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"[♪ Cancan]"
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"Oh, very good. Nice work, girls."
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"Kermit, if you liked the last act,"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"Hey, well, I had a big vibe solo scheduled on tonight's show."
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"- What's next, Scooter? - You'll love this, boss."
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"Thank you very much. Thank you."
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"I may as well do some stuff, you know."
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"[all] Yeah! OK! Come on!"
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"I realize a lot of you folks"
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"[male 1] Come on, Steve."
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"Oh, yeah, look at him go."
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"- [cheering] - I love that one. It's so cute."
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"you use in your act? You must be rich.""
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"and I steal them from the nests."
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"What I do is, the adult balloons who guard them are very stupid."
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"[crashing]"
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"- [laughing] - [applause]"
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"Hey, you missed my big finish."
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"[♪ Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree]"
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"Baskerville the Hound."
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"Did you hear the...?"
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"- Ohh! - Listen."
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"We had the dancing rats."
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"- Kermit. - Not now, Gonzo."
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"I've got this great new act for you."
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"- I'm gonna tell you anyway. - I won't listen."
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"The cheese does the fancy steps?"
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"Cha-cha-cha!"
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"Ribbit."
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"How about this one, Kermit? He's a rambling guy."
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"♪ I'm a rambling guy ♪"
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"Take it!"
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"[laughing]"
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"- What's next? - Oh, um..."
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"Marvin Suggs and His All-Food Glee Club."
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"You rarin' to book that last act?"
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"Fantastic. We'll take it."
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"Let's start with the easy stuff. First of all I juggle one."
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"- [audience groaning] - No!"
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"I've killed it."
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"[groaning]"
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"[both speaking mock Swedish]"
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"Excuse me, Kermit. I got one last act back here."
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"- Booma-booma. - Hey, hey!"
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"Hey!"
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"I didn't get to do the number"
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"I knew he'd fall for it. Come on in, guys."
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"[♪ Dueling Banjos]"
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"It's another dud!"
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"[cheering, whistling]"
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"I can't tell you what a pleasure"
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"- [knock on door] - Steve Martin? Oh, Steve Martin?"
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"Fifteen seconds till curtain."
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"Thank you, Scooter. I'm almost ready."
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"See? You're gonna feel right at home around here."
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"It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin."
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"I liked the old opening better."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"Green smoke."
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"Listen, I really feel bad about this,"
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"but I have a special announcement."
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"Hey, maybe we've gotten lucky at last."
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"Yeah, maybe tonight's show's been cancelled."
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"Uh, tonight's show has been cancelled."
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"Have I died and gone to heaven?"
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"Well, you see, I just realized I misread my calendar."
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"Tonight we're scheduled to audition new acts for the show,"
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"so I'm really sorry, but there will not be a Muppet Show tonight."
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"You can all stay and watch the auditions,"
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"but I'm not sure there will be anything very exciting."
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"[Waldorf] When has there ever been?"
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"OK, you two, take the night off."
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"and say good night."
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"I'll just go out into the house and..."
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"Good grief, it's Steve Martin."
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"It is, Kermit. How's it going, little fella?"
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"Uh... uh... well, fine. Just fine, Steve."
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"I was sitting back in my dressing room"
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"getting ready for the next number"
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"and I heard this rumor that the show had been canceled."
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"Well, yeah, you see, we have to audition new acts tonight."
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"Oh, OK, fine."
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"I was just supposed to be the guest star on tonight's show."
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"- No problem. - Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that."
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"Well, you know, it's just a thing,"
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"that I'm sitting there getting ready,"
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"and I feel like some kind of sap back there,"
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"putting these clothes on for the big number."
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"And no one bothers to come back and say,"
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""Hey, Steve, the show has been canceled.""
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"What am I around here, nothing?"
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"Steve, I don't know what to say."
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"Excuuuse me!"
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"Well, let's get the auditions going, shall we?"
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"[crashing]"
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"I feel the same as I do every week."
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"I've paid good money for this ticket"
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"and I'm going to use it. Hmpf!"
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"- The tickets are free. - Oh."
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"Yes, uh, well, and overpriced at that too."
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"[chuckling]"
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"OK. Uh... [clears throat] OK."
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"If we can get things started here now."
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"- Kermit? Kermit? - Hm?"
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