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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Petula Clark (S02E02)

"but there's a moose in my dressing room."
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"- Yeah, that's a mistake. - Well, I should hope so."
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"[drumroll]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"[high-pitch squeak]"
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"But first we..."
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"What is this, a moose?"
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"Yeah, OK."
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"Do you mind if I hang out backstage here awhile?"
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"Well, I've got every other kind of animal. Why not a moose?"
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"Yeah. By the way, what is your name?"
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"- Mickey. - How about that? Mickey Moose."
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"Mickey Moose! Will you get out of my backstage?"
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"[fanfare]"
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"Hi, Petula."
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"I'm trying to samba."
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"- Oh, boy. - Yeah."
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"Ah!"
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"- [song ends] - [applause]"
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"[screaming and squawking]"
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"[chewing]"
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"[sputtering]"
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"[sighing]"
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"- [gunshot] - [bullet hitting metal]"
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"[♪ Oh, Susanna on piano]"
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"- Hello, Kermit. - Hi, there, Pet."
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"I'm not bothered by that at all."
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"- Really? - No."
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"Oh, terrific."
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"[ballroom music playing]"
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"I'd like to take you home to mother."
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"Yeah, maybe she could teach you how to dance."
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"[♪ Upidee ]"
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"[Fozzie] We're getting better."
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"[playing piano]"
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"Well, so much for the "practice makes perfect" theory."
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"Hey, nice job, fish. I'll pay you tomorrow."
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"Yeah, but not much. He works for scale."
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"I think we'd better do our number, Rowlf."
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"You don't have to get touchy about it."
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"Uh, who wants to know?"
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"You better hurry, though. He's slipping fast."
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"You mean, you won't operate till you're paid?"
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"I don't understand that either."
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"- Dr. Bob, are you all right? - Is he all right?"
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"Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say..."
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"- Why not? - I got paid under the table."
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"[both laughing]"
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"[both laughing]"
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"[humming]"
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"Moose, moose. Come here, the moose!"
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"Stop. Curtain. Cut!"
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"- Look out! - [crashing]"
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"Yes, I know. Well, look, it doesn't matter."
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"Oh. Well, about those flowers..."
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"[knock on door]"
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"Petula Clark! Twenty seconds to curtain, Miss Clark."
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"Right. Scooter, I hate to complain,"
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"with our special guest star, Miss Petula Clark!"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"Well, it's downhill from here."
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"- [applause] - Thank you and welcome again to The Muppet Show."
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"Our special guest tonight"
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"is one of the truly great international singing stars,"
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"Miss Petula Clark."
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"Just leave, OK?"
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"All right. I'll be backstage"
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"reading the "moose-paper"."
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"Would you get off that stage? Off, off, off!"
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"- [all] Whoa! Whoa! - [water splashing]"
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"- Here. Catch! - [splashing]"
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"Waste of time. Nothing will save this show."
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"[laughing]"
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"Well, it wasn't my fault."
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"OK, nicely sung, guys."
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"Badly sailed, but nicely sung."
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"Haven't you men heard the old saying, "Women and captains first"?"
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"Let's see. Pet Clark is standing by, so..."
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"Hiya, frog."
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"Yes, hello again, moose."
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"You got true grit, frog."
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"Mickey Moose. Dumb name."
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"Uh, OK, well, anyhow,"
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"now here she is, our very special guest."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark."
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"[♪ Boy From Ipanema]"
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"We're doing the samba."
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"Well, that song brings back memories."
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"What memories?"
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"I forgot."
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"[♪ Oh, Susanna playing on piano]"
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"- [chickens clucking] - [glass shatters]"
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"[clucking]"
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"[clucking]"
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"- [coughing] - [chicken laughing]"
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"[growling]"
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"[shuddering]"
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"[clucking]"
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"- [spitting] - [chickens] Ooh!"
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"[growling]"
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"[gun clicking]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"[puff echoes]"
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"[bullet whizzing]"
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"[screaming]"
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"OK. Good going, guys. I didn't understand it, but I loved it."
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"[clucking]"
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"- I hear you're not too happy tonight. - Where'd you get that idea?"
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"I gather you're not thrilled about the moose, Mickey."
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"Oh, oh, oh, the moose?"
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"Oh, listen, that's silly."
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"- Hit it, guys. - ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-O... ♪"
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"Will you guys cut that out!"
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"[all laughing]"
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