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Clips from The Simpsons - A Father's Watch (S28E28)

"Okay, Plopper, I'm going to the little pigs' room."
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"Can you cover for me?"
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"(alarm blaring)"
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"(alarm stops)"
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"Okay, is that Homer or a pig that looks just like him?"
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"(snorting, squealing)"
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"Sounds like Homer, but smells like truffles."
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"(snorting, squealing)"
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"Yep, that's Homer."
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"- Who's Homer? - The pig behind the desk."
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"To a less secure man, being mistaken for a pig would be a wakeup call."
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"This is great. All I had to do was say I'm crazy"
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"- Yeah, they are pretty lax here. - That's right."
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"I got turned down by McDonald's, but, here,"
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"they paid me the whole year I was in jail."
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"Marge, I'll take him to work and to Moe's."
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"He'll be like me... you'll barely see him."
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"(clinking)"
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"This is so hard for me to say,"
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"I am giving it away."
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"Aw, that is really, really sad."
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"Wow, you understand how I feel."
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"Yes, because I feel about my pig"
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"the way you used to feel about your honk-a-ma-flute."
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"So, I get the ball and I pivot to first..."
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"(grunts) Ooh! Oh... Oh, my God! (stammers)"
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"- I'm so sorry, Dad! - Accidents happen."
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"I could never strangle a boy..."
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"in front of the pig."
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"Huh. I think he really has become a support animal for you."
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"He's totally changed the way I look at animals."
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"Pass the pork chops."
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"(chuckles) Everybody's looking at us."
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"Can I pet your pig?"
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"- Kiss both ends. - Homie, those kids' hands"
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"are covered in barbeque sauce."
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"I know someone who's gonna get a sink bath tonight."
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"(children laughing)"
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"(barking)"
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"(growls)"
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"No! Get away from him!"
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"- I'll spray you! - Dad, no!"
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"That's a snake from the petting zoo!"
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"- (screaming) - (gasps)"
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"(barking)"
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"(growling)"
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"(panting) Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God! (panting)"
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"I can't breathe. Chest pounding."
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"- What's happening to me?! - You're having an anxiety attack."
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"There really is such a thing?!"
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"Oh, the dogs contused his baby back ribs."
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"Of course, there is the luau option."
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"I will not subject him to something that has three vowels in a row."
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"Uh, sir, I'm kind of worried about a lawsuit."
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"Our Lloyd's of London policy excludes the hounds."
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"ever since I took his girl to see Lunardi's balloon."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm not sure myself."
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"But don't worry, I'll have your swine taken care of"
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"right here in the finest sanatorium money can buy."
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"- _ - HOMER: What the..."
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"Maybe he should go to an animal hospital."
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"Oh, we'll take good care of Spider-Pig."
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"(gasps) You know his secret identity?"
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"Mm-hmm. And your son is El Barto."
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"These things are very easy to figure out."
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"We'll take good care of him!"
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"His tail is all curly."
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"It's always been curly."
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"No, you're thinking of Bart when he was a baby."
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"But this is no time to argue."
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"He'll be fine. This place seems even nicer than the Mayo Clinic."
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"Mayo Clinic, eh?"
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"Should we slice him diagonally or just cut off the crust?"
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"- Who cares? It's hopeless. - You fools."
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"(exhales) It gets harder every time."
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"Mmm."
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"You were imagining a clinic full of mayonnaise doctors,"
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"- weren't you? - Some were just interns."
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"What happened to your stuff?"
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"Gave it all away. Nothing brings me joy."
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"Lis, for what it's worth, there was a time"
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"- I thought my life was horrible, too. - Really?"
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"(scoffs) Thanks. I'm all cheered up."
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"But I got over it."
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"And your older, smarter brother is going to help you."
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"Let's put our heads together."
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"Wow. This actually is making me smarter."
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"Mandatory Required Test."
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"Students must bring two pencils and a quiet lunch."
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"pirate jazz station."
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"Good Lord, how is he overpowering my P.A. system?"
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"We are preempting these lame-o school announcements"
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"with an original composition from Lisa Simpson."
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"Warning, this may cancel math."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You brought back my joy."
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"- (grunts) - (grunts) Hey!"
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"I wouldn't have done it if I knew there was a hug at the end."
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"- (grunting) - Hold that thought."
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"School is canceled for the rest of the day."
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"There. Good as new."
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"a pop-up thermometer in him, just in case."
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"Excellent. Now, Doctor, the matter of your bill..."
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"It's on me. I always enjoy the chance"
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"to get my hands inside a pig."
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"Good day."
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"(dreamy waltz playing)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"This reminds me of a golden moment"
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"with my beloved, ruthless papa."
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"Yale wins! And only three killed!"
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"From this day hence, this beautiful creature"
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"will be my faithful companion."
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"I-I thought I was your faithful companion."
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"A man can have two faithful companions."
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"But one is always his favorite."
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"("Gertrude's Dream Waltz" by Beethoven playing)"
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"(doorbell ringing)"
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