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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpson and Delilah (S02E02)

"Beauty."
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"It should cry out:"
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"I like this."
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"No, no. Stand naturally, Mr. Simpson. Let it all hang out."
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"You, conceal it."
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"-Mom and Dad have been kissing. -Gotta run."
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"-Happy anniversary, Homer. -Our anniversary, are you sure?"
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"-With your job and-- -Happy anniversary."
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"Homer!"
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"-Hello? -Mr. Simpson, it's Karl."
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"Sounds like everything's arrived. Wonderful."
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"-You did this? -I didn't overstep my bounds?"
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"-I love you, Homer! -I love you, Karl-- Marge."
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"-Proceed, Smithers. -Our first issue is low productivity..."
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"-...and high accident rate. -Any suggestions?"
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"-A round of layoffs. -Caffeine in the water cooler."
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"Those are my ideas. You people don't think!"
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"I promoted someone in touch with workers."
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"-You! -You mean him."
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"You. How would you improve the situation?"
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"Well, sir, for one thing..."
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"...we had a problem with fish sticks at lunch."
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"-What are you talking about? -They chop up the fish into sticks--"
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"I know what they are! Get to the point."
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"You only get this tiny cup of sauce, and I always run out."
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"-Stop wasting our time. -Shut up!"
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"Can't you see? A happy worker is a busy worker."
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"Three cents' worth of sauce could save us hours in labor."
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"I like the cut of your jib."
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"Let the fools have their tartar sauce."
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"Give me your plate. Don't crowd. Plenty for everybody!"
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"Who could've imagined that reforms would pay off so quickly?"
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"Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused."
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"Output is just as high during his last holiday."
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"My dear, tired old Smithers. Do I detect a note of jealousy?"
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"It is time. Give Simpson..."
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"...the key."
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"Don't sit on that filthy thing one second longer."
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"They've given you the key."
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"Stunning. Absolutely stunning."
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"A man who got things done. Towel, Simpson."
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"-Allow me. -I said Simpson."
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"Well done, Simpson. Now, walk behind me."
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"Can do, sir."
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"Now I've got you, Simpson."
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"Between your hair care and wardrobe, we're not saving for a rainy day."
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"Rainy day? There's never gonna be one."
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"There's not a cloud in the sky. What does my little girl want?"
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"-How about a pony? -Okay!"
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"I want you to weave your magic with my executives."
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"-A short speech, "Work. Work. Work." -Okay."
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"Excellent. Set you to your task, Simpson."
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"It's my sad duty to report..."
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"...an executive has bilked you out of $1000."
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"What? Blast his hide to Hades!"
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"-How? -He charged Dimoxinil."
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"I know what it is. Make an example of this hooligan."
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"With pleasure, sir."
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"You've got to help me. Mr. Burns wants me to make a speech."
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"-What do you want? -I came by to tell you you're fired."
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"Our company doesn't look kindly upon insurance fraud."
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"Clean out your desk by noon."
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"What are you saying?"
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"Mr. Simpson was unaware. I take full responsibility."
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"Really? Well then, you're fired. Whoever you are."
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"Here's your $1000."
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"-What do you care if this guy's bald? -My reasons are my own."
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"Karl, you saved me. Why?"
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"I threw myself upon it and bore its terrible brunt."
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"Thanks, Karl. I don't know what to say."
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"Just walk me to my car."
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"Here."
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"Oh, that big speech!"
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"-Hey, what's happening, hepcats? -No way."
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"What are you doing?"
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"You little--!"
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"Now I've got you!"
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"Boy must die!"
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"I love you, Dad."
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"But I'll tell you three things that will haunt you forever."
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"You've ruined me, you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!"
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"It is?"
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"-Why don't you call the pharmacy? -I don't have $1000!"
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"But you do. You've been squirreling it away."
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"Saving it for a rainy day, right?"
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"Dad's taking this in a less than heroic fashion."
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"Oh, Homie. I'm so sorry."
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"Got that speech in five minutes. You're not going to hang yourself?"
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"Dear Mr. Simpson..."
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"...I've prepared your speech on 3-by-5 cards."
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"-The big words are spelled phonetically. -"Phonetically.""
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"God bless you. You are one of Springfield's special creatures."
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"Your obedient servant, Karl. Good luck, sir."
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"That wasn't just a voice inside my head."
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"-Why are you here? -I came to say bye to the gals."
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"Thanks for the speech. But I can't give it. Look at me."
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"-I haven't taught you anything! -What?"
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"The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands."
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"It was never the hair. You did it, because you believed you could."
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"-How do you know? -Mother taught me never to kiss a fool."
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"-Karl. -Now go get them, tiger."
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"And now with some insights, one of the stars of our nuclear family..."
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"...Homer Simpson."
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"Who is that old geezer? What's he done with Homer Simpson?"
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"He is Homer Simpson, sir."
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"You'd think I was crazy if I did this."
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"-He's crazy! -Yet this company does this every day."
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"Bloated inventory, outmoded production methods."
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"I can save this company millions a year. How?"
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"Jiko Kanri, the art of self-management."
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"-This bald man has no ideas. -lf it's a joke, I'm not laughing."
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"Telling us how to run things. He doesn't have hair."
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"The long-term benefits more than..."
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"...offsetting the one-time cost, for a net savings of $5--"
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"Lots of money."
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"Mr. Burns' office, right now."
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"Dead man coming through."
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"Well, well. Our dashing, young junior executive."
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"You made a mockery of our meeting. I should fire you on the spot!"
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"-But I'm not going to. -Why?"
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