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Clips from The Simpsons - Dad Behavior (S28E28)

"and everyone's using senior dating sites."
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"Gray Date,"
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"Friends with Social Security Benefits."
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"Everyone's making whoopee and hanky-panky."
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"(WHINES)"
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"WOMAN: You can't leave me."
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"We started a puzzle together."
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"My heart's bleeding."
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"Seriously."
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"Please call 911."
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"Abraham Simpson."
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"No, no. I like you."
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"It's the baby I'm skipping town on."
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"You don't want our baby?"
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"Before you judge me, look where my DNA leads."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Hmm."
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"I think he's sweet."
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"Would he like to play with my keys?"
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"I am a normal person, and yes."
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"All right, I'll man up."
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"But remember, men of my generation"
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"don't change a diaper, attend a birth,"
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"or talk to the child before he's drafted."
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"I couldn't ask for more."
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"(RATTLING)"
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"I thought you just rolled."
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"Those were my knees. (RATTLING)"
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"Rent six dollars?!"
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"You can't even buy a Monopoly set for that."
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"(CHUCKLES) Great commentary, Bart."
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"Love you, man."
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"I love you."
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"Hi, I'm Matt."
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"Milhouse."
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"I'm Bart's best friend."
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"Aw, sounds like someone wants an autograph."
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"I do."
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"Who are you?"
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"I misspelled my name."
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"But that makes it worth more."
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"Come on, Leinart, get your head in the game."
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"Bart, I got a straight up swap."
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"How 'bout I give you Boardwalk and Park Place,"
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"and you give me Ventnor?"
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"That's crazy talk."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"What "History of Board Games" class did you take"
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"when you were in college?"
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"My friend, you have a deal."
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"You got Chance."
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""Take a walk on the Boardwalk,""
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"which I now own, and you're bankrupt"
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"and I win."
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"Wow, you beat me at every game,"
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"even Heisman Trophy Trivial Pursuit."
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"I carry my own little top hat with me."
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"Oh."
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"Is this guy bothering you, Bart?"
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"I'll make sure he finds the door."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Could you throw me out in a perfect spiral?"
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"I can walk you out in a straight line."
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"Wow! No one's gonna believe that at school."
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"Huh?"
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""Always let him win"?"
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""Don't let him see this sheet"?"
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"He called me the greatest receiver he'd ever thrown to."
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"Was that a lie, too?"
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"Hey, Milk Dud."
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"Uh, listen, I got to go change the oil in my car."
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"They cut me off."
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"I never dreamed when I gave 'em my credit card number"
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"that they would charge me."
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"You could help me out if you want."
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"I have an old shirt you could wear."
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"An old shirt! Wow!"
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"Anyone ever tell you that you're excellent at gluing?"
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"Um, no."
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"And your rubber cement boogers were very convincing."
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"Look, I know you're doing this because you have to."
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"How would you like it if the other team"
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"That would have been really great."
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"Listen, I have another Choremonkey job."
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"I'll see you around."
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"(GRUNTS) (SHOUTING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Huh? Huh. Hmm."
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"Wait, I don't think a bouncer throws people into a bar."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just bounce, all right?"
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"(SPUTTERS) Ralph."
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"Yay! I'm a touchdown."
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"(MILHOUSE LAUGHS)"
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"Boop! (LAUGHS)"
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"Look who's a greasy guy! (LAUGHS)"
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"Now you're greasy, too! (LAUGHS)"
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"- Look at you. - (LAUGHS)"
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"Bloop, bloop."
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"Well, hello, Tony Stark."
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"We've never had fun like that in my whole life."
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"Oh, look! The engine block pizza is almost done."
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"(SIZZLING)"
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"(GASPS) Engine block pizza?"
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"Car food is our thing."
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"Careful you don't burn your mouth."
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"Oh. He never warns me."
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"ANNOUNCER: Vijay Singh has chosen a seven iron"
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"at the fifth on St Andrews."
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"(SIREN WAILS)"
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"BART: My zombies have got you now."
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"- (CACKLES) - Mm."
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"What's the matter? Aren't you into the game?"
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"Uh, yeah, yeah."
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"(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ONSCREEN)"
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"- (GROANING) - (WHIRRING)"
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"Good luck with that zombie Bing Crosby!"
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"B-B-Brains."
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"(SHOUTING)"
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"Eh, I won. Whoo-hoo."
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"Huh? Didn't seem like you were too excited"
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