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Clips from The Simpsons - Dancin' Homer (S02E02)

"-Get on the bus, Dancing Homer! -Shut up! I'm thinking of a name!"
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"Well, I'm ready to punch in."
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"-Hey, cool, man! -Our lives have taken an odd turn."
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"-Did they ask you to dress like that? -No, this was my idea."
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"Don't fill up on those vegetables. Save room for nachos."
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"All right!"
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"For the first time, people didn't laugh at me. They laughed towards me."
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"'Topes win! Two in a row!"
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"I'll stick this where the sun don't shine."
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"I'm in a Caribbean mood tonight."
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"Give me "Baby Elephant Walk" with a little reggae beat."
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"-Go, Dancing Homer! Get up, man! -Lively up yourself, Dancing Homer."
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"Bases loaded, two outs. The good guys trail by a run."
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"S-P-R-..."
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"...-l-N-G-..."
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"...-F-E-E-L-D!"
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"Springfield!"
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"Here's the pitch. Swung on and missed. Strike three."
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"'Topes lose."
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"'Topes lose. 'Topes lose."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Now we both knew when you began doing this, you wouldn't be here forever."
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"You can't fire the players, so you fire the mascot!"
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"-You make me sick. -I'm not firing you."
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"You've been called up to Capital City."
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"-Me? The majors? -That's right."
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"Wait, Capital City has a mascot. The greatest one there is:"
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"The Capital City Goofball."
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"He's getting old, needs someone to fill in a few innings a night."
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"-Could be a big opportunity. -I'll say!"
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"-Why don't you talk to your family? -Because they might say no."
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"This was a big decision. I should've listened to my kids, not my dumb wife."
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"I shouldn't call her that. Bite my tongue."
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"I can't go! I was born here. I thought I'd die here."
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"It's not so bad. You'll die someplace else."
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"-What do I do about friends? -You'll make new, better friends."
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"But, Dad, we're simple people with simple values."
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"Capital City is too complex. Everyone here knows us and has forgiven us."
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"I'd be lying if I didn't say this scares me a little."
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"But we all have a calling, a reason God put us on this earth."
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"Yours is dancing on dugouts."
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"-You mean--? -Let's do it!"
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"Let's never look back!"
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"Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger."
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"I've gotta convince my supervisor to give me time off."
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"Sure. What would you like? Four, five years?"
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"So you're really moving to Capital City?"
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"-That's right. -And all this is for sale?"
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"I don't know how to say this, but...."
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"Knock it off. Don't start blubbering on me."
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"I'm gonna miss you too. Not."
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"I don't know. I'll miss you and all, but--"
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"Milhouse, this way, we'll be friends forever."
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"Well, okay."
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"-I'll miss you, spit brother. -I'll miss you, spit brother."
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"If we had known each other better, my leaving would actually mean something."
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"We have one quick stop, and then it's on to Capital City."
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"I can't believe it. Our baby sister."
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"-I'll call every day. -Me too."
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"Look. He can use a horn."
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"Oh, shut up!"
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"Some may say that I have been given a bad break in life."
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"Little education, bald as a cue ball..."
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"...10 years on the same job for the same salary."
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"But today, as I leave for Capital City..."
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"...I consider myself the luckiest mascot on the face of the earth."
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"With the fickle fans already forgetting me..."
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"...I was ready to take the biggest step of my life."
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"Well, kids. There it is! Capital City!"
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"Look! The Crosstown Bridge."
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"The Pennyloafer!"
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"Kids, look! Street crime."
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"Wow, that's service."
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"-Look, it's Tony Bennett! -Hey, good to see you."
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"Fourth Street and D!"
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"The Duff Brewery!"
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"Capital City, yeah!"
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"C-A-P-I...."
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"-Come to bed, Homie. -Sorry, honey."
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"I'm just a little nervous."
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"We would talk about it always: For the first time ever..."
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"...Marge fell asleep before I did."
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"Okay, here are your tickets."
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"You're with the players' wives. Cheer for me."
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"See you afterwards when you're a star."
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"Bart was strangely quiet."
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"Later, he said he was confused by his respect for me."
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"It wouldn't last."
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"Oh, my God, I don't believe it. It's you!"
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"-The Capital City Goofball. -Hello, glad to have you."
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"If you need anything, just squeeze the wheeze."
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"The 5th inning will be yours. Everyone is settled in, had a couple of beers."
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"-It's an important inning. -The 5th."
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"It's also the inning I wish I had a zipper in the front."
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"-Right, Mr. Goofball. -Call me Goof. What's your plan?"
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"I dance and spell out the name of the city to "Baby Elephant Walk.""
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"See you on that field. I set them up, you knock them down."
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"Dave Glass talking at you. We got great weather tonight under the dome."
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"Let's see. Upper, upper, upper mezzanine."
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"-I thought the wives would be closer. -This section is for the ex-wives."
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"-He had some bimbo in Kansas City. -Throw at his head!"
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"A free ticket to a big-league park, but I was too tense to enjoy the game."
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"I was too focused on the task at hand."
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"-Red Hots! Get your Red Hots! -Ooh, Red Hots."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Capital City's newest sensation: Dancin' Homer!"
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"These do taste better at the ballpark."
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"There he is!"
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"I was graceful. I was witty. Brother, I was something!"
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"But they didn't care."
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"-What's he doing wrong? -I don't know."
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"It was so quiet, I could hear each smart-ass remark."
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"-He doesn't make me want to cheer. -I pity him, making a fool of himself."
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"These cornball antics don't play in Capital City!"
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"The only applause I got was for leaving."
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"I'm sorry, you're not ready. Pick up your check. And put some clothes on!"
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"Well, back to Springfield."
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"I can't! Not after I've seen Capital City!"
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"I'll wither and die like a flower."
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"Stop it. Don't look too down. It's hard enough for your dad."
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"-All right, Homer! Way to go! -What a family."
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