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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Egg Salad Equivalency (S06E06)

"Well, I must say, Leonard, when I first heard"
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"I can't blame you-- Tiny Twister was a complete bust."
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"No, I was wrong."
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"(knock on door)"
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"What recordings?"
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"Well, it occurred to me that, like most things I say,"
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"it's probably pure gold."
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"Hey, Leonard. Hey."
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"on subatomic space-time. Ooh."
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"That's his take on John Wheeler's quantum foam."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"Trix the Rabbit, Snap, Crackle and Pop."
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"Not one cereal mascot is a girl."
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"It's a total breakfast sausage fest."
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"Almost-- Franken Berry, Boo Berry,"
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"Something weird happened and I don't know what to do about it."
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"How could you do that to me?"
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"when he's dropping one in his diaper."
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"It's so weird."
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"To my bones."
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"(chuckling)"
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"I both hate you and want to be you."
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"This is Ryan Gosling all over again."
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"Leonard stole my woman, and he knew full well"
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"I was only six to eight months away from making my move."
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"I didn't steal anyone."
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"Uh, in the past, I've reached out"
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"Let's call"
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"this colleague Ricardo Shilly-Shally."
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"Shilly-Shally has been the recipient"
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"of inappropriate workplace flirtations from a young lady."
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"It's your assistant Alex, isn't it?"
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"(stutters) No."
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"He's usually pretty smart about these things."
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"I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about."
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"If she's doing something that's making Leonard uncomfortable,"
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"around like he's five-foot-six."
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"Alex..."
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"it's pretty wide open."
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""Give Alex a talking to"?"
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"Well, that snuck up on us, didn't it?"
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"What? I didn't make a sexual advance on anybody."
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"Now, there's no need to get defensive."
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"My father used to say that a woman"
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"Yeah,"
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"you and me both, sister."
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"Now,"
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"I don't hold you responsible for your behavior"
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"But during the work day,"
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"Let's see here. Oh, yes."
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"I have to go."
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"Hey, pretty lady."
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"that was pretty crazy."
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"That's great."
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"And the one thing that could make it even better"
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"What...?"
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"Oh, yes. Yeah, and a fat lot of good it did me."
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"I would have asked you,"
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"I see."
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"Human Resources Department."
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"Come in."
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"Ah, Dr. Cooper, have a seat."
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"you said things to your employee"
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"I don't even know what that means,"
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"Oh! I see the confusion here."
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"you know?"
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"Well, y-you... I-I'm just saying,"
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"Whuh-ah!"
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"Dr. Hofstadter-- he was bragging about his sexual desirability"
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"to anyone who would listen."
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"as "Brown Sugar.""
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"Hofstadter..."
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"(knocking)"
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"(to "Mary Had a Little Lamb"): ♪ I'm... sorry Alex hit on me ♪"
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"♪ Hit on me..."
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"♪ Sorry Alex"
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"Fine, I care."
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"Okay, I hate that bitch."
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"But what really hurt is that"
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"No."
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"Yes, Leonard, I am insecure."
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"Why are you smiling? I'm sorry."
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"Well, I do. Why?"
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"(chuckles): Come here."
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"What's that? With all these women chasing me,"
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"I'm getting called in to Human Resources."
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"Huh. I just got called in"
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"Why?"
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"I don't know. (nervous laugh)"
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"Could you stop licking your ass for two minutes?"
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"I have a problem here."
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"I did. The guy at the liquor store said"
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"this stuff tastes great in coffee."
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"Sheldon threw us all under the bus."
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"Relax. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"turn off your "I Like Big Butts" ringtone before you go in."
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"Oh, of course not."
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"Ah, Mr. Wolowitz, it's been a while."
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"I'm sorry, I'm a feminist--"
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"how many breasts a robot has."
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"Well, hello."
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"You, you dirty birdie."
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"So, hey, I was thinking about that stuff with Alex."
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"I can't help it. But, look, I figured"
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"I could sit around and feel insecure,"
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"That's great."
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"Anyway, I decided"
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"Okay, come with me."
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"but those glasses..."
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"your idea for Giant Jenga, I was skeptical."
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"The looming threat of being crushed"
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"under a pile of lumber does add a certain spice."
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"I've never felt so alive."
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"Oh, hello, Alex."
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"Uh, let me go get you last night's recordings."
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"Well, you remember when you told me I talk in my sleep?"
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"So I started recording it all,"
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"and now Alex gets to comb through"
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"eight hours of what I like to call "Sheldon After Dark.""
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"Just playing a little Giant Jenga here."
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