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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Defined (S03E03)

"One minute to core meltdown."
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"It's show time!"
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"[ Instructor] This may well save your life one day."
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"This button controls the emergency override."
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"- Simpson! - What?"
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"You see which button?"
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"Yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it."
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"May I, sir?"
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"Ughh."
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"These unfortunate people..."
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"will be instantly killed."
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"Good Lord!"
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"[ Skinner] They called me old-fashioned for teaching ''duck and cover''..."
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"1 5 seconds to core meltdown."
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"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
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"Catch a tiger by the toe."
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"[ Alarm Beeping ]"
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"Danger in 7-G neutralized."
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"Have a nice day."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"[ Man ] I'd like to solve the puzzle."
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"[ Buzzer]"
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"[ Burns ] We've isolated the problem."
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"Wouldn't you know-- false alarm."
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"flew into our warning system."
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"is well taken."
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"to be less vigilant in the future."
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"Well, ta."
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"Smithers, I can still sell them snake oil."
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"Now, bring me a wine spritzer..."
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"and don't be stingy with the vino."
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"So, Smithers..."
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"it seems you've underestimated one Homer Simpson..."
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"[ Bart ] Milhouse, a little salt?"
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"Sure."
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"Ohh!"
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"Now we're even for your party."
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"Come on, let's go play."
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"That's why you couldn't come."
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"Bad influence, my butt!"
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"Never listen to your mother."
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"Whatever she's paying you..."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Sir, if you'll recall..."
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"on the Keogh plan--"
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"You bean counter, give it up."
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"Hey, way to save our lives."
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"Yeah, we owe you one."
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"you just read the manual and press the right button."
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"Monty Burns."
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"Come with me."
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"[ All Chanting ] Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"Homer, for your bravery and skill..."
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"this ham, this plaque..."
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"and my own personal thumbs-up."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Ahh!"
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"And to ensure your immortality..."
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"to our wall of fame."
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"A congratulatory phone call from Earvin ''Magic''Johnson?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"but he was just lucky?"
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"Sooner or later people like that are exposed as frauds."
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"Thanks, Magic."
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"Oh!"
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"[ Slurping ]"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
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"Hee-hee-hee-hee!"
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"Bart, you're not laughing."
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"No, I'm just depressed."
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"Milhouse's mom won't let me play with him anymore."
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"Homer, did you go out and buy a 20-pound ham?"
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"What's all this?"
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"D'oh!"
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"For narrowly averting a meltdown..."
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"Employee of the month!''"
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"Ohh."
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"How convenient."
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"What?"
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"What you doing?"
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"Milhouse to Bart."
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"Milhouse to Bart."
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"Please don't hate me."
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"[ Homer] Ooh, right next to the boss."
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"I want you to meet-- Aristotle Amadopolis..."
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"owner of Shelbyville's nuclear power facility."
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"Huh? What?"
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"Help them find their eanae-eharatou-nah-duleve."
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"We want you to give them a pep talk..."
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"that turns them from donut-eating goof-offs..."
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"I can't tell them anything."
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"Cut the false modesty! It's tiresome."
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"Besides, employee of the month isn't all ham and plaques."
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"[ Smithers Panting ]"
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"This man has no love..."
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"Nah."
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"I've won second prize in a beauty contest."
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"Collect ten bucks."
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"Bart, don't feed your sister..."
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"Don't worry. There's tons."
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"Go play with Milhouse."
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"I don't want to."
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"Let's go throw rocks at that hornets' nest."
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"Mrs. Van Houten, I'm Bart's mother."
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"I remember. Please come in."
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"Marge, I'm sorry..."
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"but I think it would be better..."
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"if Milhouse didn't see your son."
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"Look, I know Bart can be a handful..."
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"He's got a spark."
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"Of course, it makes him do bad things."
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"He must have gotten that from your little boy..."
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"because they certainly don't say that word on TV."
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"Well, I can't defend everything he does..."
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"but let's face it."
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"All Bart and Milhouse have is each other."
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"and they're a popular target for bullies..."
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"[ Sighing ] I'll think about it."
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"So the next time somebody tells you..."
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"carny folk are good, honest people..."
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