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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Defined (S03E03)

"you can spit in their faces for me."
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"If you'll excuse me..."
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"I followed my dad to a lot of bars too."
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"Excuse me, I have the chocolate milk."
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"Alcohol's depressing effects..."
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"What will I do?! What will I do?!"
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"I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick."
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"Did it work?"
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"I'm a free man."
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"Milhouse to Bart."
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"Do you want to come over and play?"
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"Uh... I don't think so."
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"Milhouse, I'll be right there."
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"Sorry, Maggie."
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"Game's over."
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"Hey, Mom!"
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"I knew his mother would come to her senses."
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"Thanks for sticking up for me."
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"Who says I did it?"
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"Who else would?"
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"I will."
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"As I look into this sea of smiling faces..."
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"I am filled with a sense of loathing and revulsion."
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"You are a pack..."
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"Behold the glory that is Homer Simpson."
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"[ Clears Throat ]"
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"Uh..."
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"Whew!"
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"[ Voice Cracking ] ''Grace under pressure... is no--''"
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"Three minutes to meltdown."
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"Whew! Saved by the bell."
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"Catch a tiger by toe."
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"Crisis has been averted."
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"Do you even know what button you pushed?!"
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"Sure-- moe."
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"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
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"Is Homer a hero?"
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"I'm Kent Brockman and that was ''My Two Cents.''"
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"Now, Scott Christian with ''Laugh and a Half.''"
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"Thanks, Kent."
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"when Police Chief Wiggum foiled a bank holdup..."
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"It seems the chief had gone to the bank..."
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"[ Men Laughing ]"
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"Whoa!"
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"Huh?"
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"A pretzel?"
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"Wow! Looks like I pulled a Homer."
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"His feet slip out from under him!"
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"Looks like I pulled a Homer."
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"[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King."
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"Wow! Brown."
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"And I thought we were best friends."
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"Bye, little dudes."
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"Don't learn anything..."
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"Who the devil is Hercules?"
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"[ Grunting And Smacking ]"
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"Five minutes before critical mass."
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"Sure, you will."
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"You're fired."
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"Oh, my Lord!"
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"that there's absolutely..."
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"How the hell should I know?"
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"Aha!"
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"It's as fat as a phone book!"
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"I couldn't have led a richer life."
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"- Homer? - Yeah?"
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"Ooh, a side."
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"but who's laughing now?"
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"If he hollers, let him go."
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"Whew."
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"''Three loins in the fountain.''"
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"Ha-ha-ha."
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"She threatened to cut off my allowance."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"[ Slurps Loudly ]"
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"Well, you know, boys..."
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"Now, now... that will do."
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"we award you..."
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"Hah!"
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"Homer, I just used our last time-out..."
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"I don't care."
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"Aah!"
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"that nuclear power is completely safe."
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"Look, I get enough admiration and respect at work."
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"What's your problem, boy?"
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"I had a fight with Milhouse."
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"You don't need friends like that four-eyes."
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"[ Smithers Muttering ]"
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"Ah, Simpson, there's someone..."
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"Parking here is terrible."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"hotels."
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"We met when the boys drank paint."
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"[ Belches ]"
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"Oh."
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"Really? We can be friends again?"
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"Good work, Chief."
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"And how!"
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"Mmm... purple!"
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"Eeny, meeny, miney..."
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"What's the matter, Homer?"
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"[ Loud Bump ]"
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"And by the way, I'd like to say..."
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"And that blonde-- does she have assets!"
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"[ Humming Edgar Winter's ''Frankenstein'' )"
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"Apu, hey."
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"Ooh, what's this?"
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"Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish."
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"...moe."
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"Yeah."
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"Looking at you with quiet awe."
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"''Community Chest.''"
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"He's a little nervous."
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"He has to give a speech on keeping cool in a crisis."
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"The Lakers win!"
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"''Congratulations on your purchase..."
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"Sure, baby."
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