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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer Defined (S03E03)

"[ Cheers ]"
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"gentlemen.''"
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"Ahh!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"1 5 seconds to core meltdown."
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"All right."
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"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe."
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"Eeny, meeny, miney... moe."
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"Everything is super."
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"with that idiotic rhyming!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Yes, it seems the chief pulled a Homer Simpson of his own."
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"[ Chick Hearn ] MagicJohnson coming down the floor."
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"The ball flies loose, hits the referee..."
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"It's a three-point play!"
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"[ Lisa ] Our dad!"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[ Homer] Here's good news."
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"According to this article..."
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"S.A.T. scores are declining at a slower rate."
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"I think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge..."
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"that everything is just fine."
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"''To me bestest bud Milhouse."
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"Happy birthday, Bart.''"
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"Eww."
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"Open it! Open it!"
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"Uh... maybe a little later, Bart."
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"Just 'cause your mom didn't let you have a party--"
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"We had a lovely time on Saturday, Milhouse."
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"What do you mean?"
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"[ Giggling ]"
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"Twins."
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"They're Krusty the Klown walkie-talkies!"
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"I'll keep one and you keep one."
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"and tell me to turn on my walkie-talkie."
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"I'd like to express my appreciation for Saturday--"
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"but the little touches are what made it enduring."
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"What's he talking about?"
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"Whoa! Springfield Elementary, last stop."
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"applause, applause to birthday boy Milhouse..."
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"for his totally bitchin' party..."
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"on Saturday!"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Milhouse, I think I left my pants on your roof."
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"Ah, Monday morning."
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"Time to pay..."
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"for your two days of debauchery..."
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"you hung-over drones."
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"T.G.I.M., sir."
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"What did you do this weekend, Smithers?"
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"My Yorkshire terrier."
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"You know, it's a joke."
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"Here's a picture of Hurky."
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"Wheww."
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"Well, don't you know how to paint the town red."
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"May I ask about your weekend?"
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"A bit overly familiar, but I'll allow it."
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"I took in a movie."
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"A piece of filth featuring a blonde harlot..."
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"who spent half the film naked as a jaybird."
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"Give the great unwashed..."
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"What a movie!"
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"Otto, welcome."
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"Time for a heat-lamp dog."
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"Good thing you warned me."
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"I was heading to Mexico."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"Call me old-fashioned, but movies were sexier..."
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"Vilma Banky did more with one raised eyebrow..."
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"Warning. Problem in sector 7-G."
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"Good God! Who's the safety inspector there?"
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"Uh, Homer Simpson, sir."
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"Simpson, eh?"
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"[ Alarm Beeping ]"
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"Bad noise."
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"Huh?"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"We're doomed!"
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"I'll never get over this, Otto-man."
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"My old lady ran off and married my brother."
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"It hurt, but it's a month later, and I'm sleeping on their couch."
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"Have it your way, baby."
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"Oh, Avery."
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"Forget the hair. Just give me the blush."
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"Oh, we're on."
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"This station has learned that a crisis is in progress..."
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"at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant."
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"On the line is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns."
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"Oh, hello, Kent."
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"Right now, skilled technicians..."
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"are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction..."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"no danger whatsoever."
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"Things couldn't be more shipshape."
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"Where's my radiation suit?"
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"[ Brockman ] People are calling this a meltdown."
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"[ Burns ] That's one of those annoying buzz words."
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"We prefer to call it an ''unrequested fission surplus.''"
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"Got to think!"
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"Somewhere there's a thingy..."
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"that tells you how to work this stuff."
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"The manual, right."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"of a Fissionator 1 952 slow fission reactor--''"
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"would be so complicated?"
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"90 seconds to core meltdown."
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"Thank you for making my last few moments..."
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"socially awkward."
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"Looks like this is the end."
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"That's all right."
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"After the meltdown, expect roving bands--"
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"Change the channel."
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"...traffic for hours."
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"[ Audience ] Wheel of Fortune!"
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"When they look up ''stupid'' in a dictionary..."
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"I'll try to be a better Christian."
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"I don't know what I can do."
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"I'll give the poor something they'd actually like..."
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"instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix."
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