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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Mork Goes Public (S01E01)

"Oh, not where I come from."
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"I bought it from Gezo Geb."
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"( singing jingle in Orkan )"
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"It's been in the shop for three bleems."
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"That's okay. We can use my car."
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"Oh, one-six, one-nine, Pine Street."
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"It's just a hop, skip and a churnel from here."
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"Great. I'll pick you up at 8:00."
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"Oh."
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"Mindy, you'd be real proud of me."
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"I made a friend right here in the store."
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"You did? What's his name?"
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"Oh, it's a she. It's a human specimen named Susan."
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"she wanted to be my friend real bad."
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"( chuckling ): I'll bet she did."
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"In high school, Susan had a habit"
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"of collecting friends... Oh."
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"Other people's friends."
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"Oh, she sounds real friendly then."
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"Oh, that and football,"
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"and I'll see you after the game."
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"Mork, what are you doing in there?"
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"You've been in that bathroom for over an hour."
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"MORK: Taking the worry out of being close."
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"Well, you'd better take the worry out of being late"
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"because Susan's going to be here any minute."
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"( singing in Orkan )"
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"Over there!"
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"Mork, what are you doing?"
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"The sacred flame is burning."
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"It's a candle and it's burning"
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"because I just lit it."
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"Wait, wait."
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"You're safe."
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"Ah. Phew! Phew!"
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"What a relief. I was scared Orkless."
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"Why?"
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"it means that Volgar is coming to torture you."
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"I thought you Orkans had done away with violence."
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"Violence, yes; torture, no."
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"Mork, there's no such thing as nonviolent torture,"
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"except for The Gong Show."
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"What they do is,"
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"they march you up to the Sacred Kraal, and then..."
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"Oh, no, no, it's too terrifying to even think about it."
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"They stretch you out and they tickle you by candlelight."
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"Oh, that means that Volgar is coming, it's terrifying."
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"The mere thought of it, well, it makes me laugh."
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"Ha! No, shh."
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"Mork, why would they want to torture you?"
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"You see, before I got this assignment,"
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"I got a speeding ticket from the Stellar Patrol."
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"They said I was going the speed of light"
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"in a speed of sound zone."
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"What happened, didn't you pay the ticket?"
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"Well, Orson said he fixed it, but I'm still terrified"
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"of hearing... ( imitating siren blaring )"
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"Yeah, I'd be a little worried if I heard that too."
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"Right, it means that Volgar is coming and it strikes terror"
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"into the hearts of jaywalkers, speeders"
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"and those who tell jokes."
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"Telling a joke is a crime on Ork?"
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"Only if it gets a laugh."
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"Mindy, I'd really like it if you"
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"came along with me tonight."
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"Mork, group therapy is fine."
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"Group dates I am not into."
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"But I need you. I need your advice."
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"No, no, that's not what I mean."
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"Oh, see, wrong again. That's why I need you."
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"I have no need to sit through"
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"Oh, I see. Jealousy rears its ugly head."
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"( laughs )"
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"Boy, that's a laugh."
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"( doorbell rings )"
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"First of all, I'm not the jealous type, and secondly,"
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"what's to be jealous of?"
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"Susan."
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"Thank you."
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"I took a bath. Did you?"
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"He's such a kidder."
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"Oh, yeah. Mork's never serious."
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"that Mork and I are going out tonight."
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"That's so sweet of you."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I guess we should be going."
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"Plain, old Susan."
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"Oh, Mindy, it's just such a shame"
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"that have to stay here all alone."
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"Oh, well."
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"I asked her to come along,"
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"but she said she didn't want to go."
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"Well, oh, if you insist, Mork."
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"Oh, and Susan, you and I have so much to catch up on."
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"( playing aria from Carmen )"
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"Fred."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"I haven't seen you so happy since the Beatles broke up."
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"Well, it isn't every day"
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"I gain a daughter and lose a Mork."
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"Fred."
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"Huh? Huh? Fred!"
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"Fred, what makes you think they're going to split up?"
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"Oh. Well, Mindy told me what happened last night,"
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"and apparently Mork wants to see a lot more of Susan."
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"CORA: Why, hello, kids."
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"Well, hello."
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"Did you have a good time"
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"on your date last night, Mork?"
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"with a giant TV in the front."
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"Aha."
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"MINDY: He was too busy"
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"looking at all the cars."
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"Because I sat between them."
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"But why?"
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"Because I couldn't get Susan"
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"to sit in the back seat."
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"It didn't matter, though."
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"All the car windows were steamed up."
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"Gosh, I'd hate to count up"
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