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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Mork Goes Public (S01E01)

"all the car windows I've steamed up in my day."
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"( phone ringing )"
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"I'll get that."
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"McConnell's Music."
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"Oh, hello, Susan."
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"Yes, he's here."
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"Just a minute."
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"It's your girlfriend."
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"Oh."
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"Susan."
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"Yeah, she's gone now."
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"Yes."
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"( chuckling ): Oh, yes, whoa..."
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"Bye. Ciao, arrivederci, chelan delecito."
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"Mindy, Yes."
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"Susan asked me over for dinner,"
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"but she said to tell you"
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"that she only has enough food for two."
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"That's the most insulting thing I ever heard. Oh, Dad."
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"Mindy, can I borrow some money to buy her some flowers?"
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"No, that's the most insulting thing I ever heard."
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"as a self-respecting human being...?"
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"How can you, how can you dare"
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"to borrow money from my daughter to take out her friend"
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"who is only trying to steal you away from her,"
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"and obviously wants to get her hooks into you..."
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"Is $20 enough?"
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"( doorbell rings )"
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"Coming."
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"( doorbell rings )"
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"Hello, Mork."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Here's five dollars."
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"Thanks, but I already have one."
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"Oh, you... ( sneezes )"
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"You're welcome."
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"Yes, well, I'm, I'm allergic to daisies."
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"Oh, she must have forgotten."
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"I'll bet."
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"Well, tell me, Mork,"
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"uh, what do you and Mindy talk about"
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"when you're all alone together?"
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"Lots of things."
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"I tell her everything."
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"Hmm, well, she'll just love hearing"
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"Are you two, uh, very close?"
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"Oh, yes; sometimes we stand right next to each other."
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"I, I think I'd like a little wine."
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"All right, if you insist."
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"( whining )"
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"I'll get the bottle."
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"Oh... Susan has a pet."
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"Oh, and well-trained."
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"So, tell me, what do you do with your days?"
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"Oh, today I went to see a cowboy movie."
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"but I'm in love with your buffalo."
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"Yeah."
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"Would you open the wine?"
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"Oh, yes, ma'am."
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"If there's some trail dust that has to be washed out,"
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"It's open."
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"Look at this mess."
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"I, I'd better head back to Mindy."
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"Uh, no, no, no, no, Mork, that's all right."
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"Uh, I, I can get a new dress."
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"And a new sofa."
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"Uh, why don't we just change the mood a little?"
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"These two Venusians walk into a bar."
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"The other one replies, "Arg, nimnull, arg.""
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"I guess you've heard it."
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"The other one is, how many Martians does it take"
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"to screw in a light bulb?"
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"8.2. Arg!"
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"This is no time to joke."
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"Just stretch out and relax."
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"Oh, no! You're not going to stretch me out in your Kraal!"
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"( cuckoo clock strikes eight times )"
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"Waah! Volgar the Enforcer!"
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"Oh... you're not going to tickle me... not at least alive!"
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"( shouting frantically in Orkan )"
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"( babbling continues )"
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"Whoop! Too late!"
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"Oh, you're crazy!"
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"Hey, you're crazy if you think"
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"you're going to let Volgar tickle me here."
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"( shrieking )"
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"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
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"No! No! Don't tickle me!"
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"Don't tickle me!"
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"Mindy!"
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"Mindy."
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"Mork, I didn't hear you come in."
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"Do whatever you want."
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"Kay-o."
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"( door squeaking sounds )"
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"( squawking )"
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"( shoes squeaking sounds )"
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"You want to hear about my date?"
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"Oh..."
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"I know what you're doing."
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"It's called the silent treatment."
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"but we banned it because we thought"
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"it was an earthy thing to do."
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"So, how was your dinner?"
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"I don't know. We didn't get to eat."
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"Yeah, it looks like"
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"Uh-oh."
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"♪ Ring around the collar. ♪"
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"Mork, do you think I'm jealous?"
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"Why should I be jealous?"
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"What you and Susan do on your date"
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"has nothing to do with me, and that's that."
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"Don't you want to hear what happened?"
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"Down to the last sordid detail."
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"All right, here's the Reader's Digest version."
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"Ding dong. Here's some flowers."
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"( pretend sneeze )"
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"( falsetto ): I'd like a little wine."
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"( whining )"
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"( singing in Orkan )"
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