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Clips from Mork & Mindy - Mork Goes Public (S01E01)

"Oh, you mean like this?"
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"Hi, friends, Sal Worthless here, Worthless Motors."
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"I'll eat the chrome off a trailer hitch"
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"just to get me in my parking lot."
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"Let's all react. This is my wife Spot and my dog Chuck."
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"If you believe that, you'll buy this watch."
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"We're just squealing to make you a good deal."
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"You don't have to put on an act."
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"Just be yourself."
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"( in squeaky voice ): Gizbah, funmeega."
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"Put on an act."
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"And... put on your clothes."
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"Morning, everybody."
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"FRED: Oh, good morning, honey!"
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"Did you enjoy yourself at that shower last night?"
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"Well, it was really kind of different."
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"Beth said that she and Jim"
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"are going to take separate honeymoons."
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"Separate honeymoons?"
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"they need a little time alone."
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"Oh, he's out in the neighborhood making new friends."
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"Ah, well, there goes the neighborhood."
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"( laughing )"
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"Why don't you just admit it, Daddy, I know you like him."
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"Yeah, I'd sooner be tied to an amplifier"
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"at a Grateful Dead concert."
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"That can be arranged."
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"Oh, excuse me, do you have Neil Diamond?"
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"Only in my dreams."
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"Susan?"
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"Mindy!"
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"Mindy McConnel!"
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"I haven't seen you in three years."
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"What are you doing dressed like that?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Aren't you a nun?"
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"What? Me? Whatever would give you that idea?"
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"Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Uh..."
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"Peace Corps. Airline stewardess?"
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"Oh, come on, I know it was"
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"one of those unselfish professions."
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"No, I was never going to do any of those things."
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"Oh, what a shame."
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"You would have made such a sweet nun."
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"You always were so sweet."
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"Well, thanks, but I work here now."
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"Gee, it must be so exciting"
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"working in a music store,"
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"selling the instruments and sorting the sheet music"
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"and dusting off whatever."
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"Susan, you aren't still mad at me because of Jack, are you?"
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"Jack?"
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"Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack."
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"Oh, you must mean Jack Peterson."
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"that you stole behind my back."
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"Who is now president"
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"of the National Bank of Boulder and wanted to marry me"
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"and by now would have given me a $200,000 home,"
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"2.4 beautiful children and the possibility"
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"of high regard in the community."
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"That's the one."
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"Gee, I never gave that a second thought."
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"So, what have you been doing since graduation?"
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"Oh, nothing much."
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"I was a little depressed about Jack, so..."
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"Susan, I never went after Jack."
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"Mindy, dear, you'll just have to help"
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"your father with the inventory."
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"I have a bad case of wiener fatigue."
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"Okay, Grandma."
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"Susan, don't go away. I want to talk to you later."
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"Don't worry."
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"Hi. Would you like to be my friend for life?"
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"What's your name?"
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"Bug off, creep."
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"Oh. I'm Mork."
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"May I just call you Bug Off?"
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"Nanu, nanu."
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"Sorry, I don't eat meat."
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"Is there anything I could do for you?"
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"Yeah. Get out of my sight."
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"Oh, hide-and-seek."
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"I know how to play that game."
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"( counting in Orkan )"
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"Infinity! Here I come!"
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"Boy, he's good."
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"Whoa... you're a very interesting specimen."
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"What's your name? Bug off."
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"Wow, déjàvu, I just met your brother."
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"Why don't you take a hike?"
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"We got a good ball game, it's gonna be a good ball club."
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"( speaking in slow motion )"
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"I got it, baby! I got... aah!"
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"I'm in the zone! I'm in the zone!"
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"I know. It's too much craziness."
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"Yeah. This is a music store, you see,"
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Hudson. Do you know where Mindy is?"
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"She'll be out in a few minutes."
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"( singing in silly voice )"
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"I didn't realize you were a friend of Mindy's."
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"Oh, yes. We live together."
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"Oh, really. That's interesting."
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"I'm Susan Taylor."
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"Oh, are you a friend of Mindy's, too?"
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"Oh, yes, yes, from way back."
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"Well, since we're both friends of Mindy's,"
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"why can't we be friends together?"
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"Oh, Mork, I think that's a wonderful idea."
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"We should be friends."
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"Close friends."
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"As a matter of fact, I think we should"
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"Oh, Kay-o."
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"You want to pick me up?"
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"If you insist."
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"Is that what you do on a date?"
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"Yeah, well, whatever turns you on."
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"That did."
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"Uh, so, what-what do you drive, Mork?"
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"Oh, a Grembo Pasati."
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"Oh, marvelous. Is that a foreign car?"
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