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Clips from Crazy People (1990)

"I thought this would appeal to a no-nonsense consumer."
Crazy People (1990)
"Who ever heard of advertising that a car is boxy? Who?"
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"They are boxy. An intelligent buyer knows that."
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"Let's level with America."
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"We can't level, you crazy bastard. We're in advertising."
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"This mouthwash kills germs. This dish-washing liquid softens hands."
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"If your mother soaked her hands in dish soap, you'd call an ambulance."
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"This is lovely. Truth in travel?"
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""Forget France. The French can be annoying."
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"The French pride themselves on being annoying."
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"In Paris, they have contests. They're eligible for huge prizes."
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""Quaker Oats. Does this cereal taste great?"
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""Who knows? But the box is cute.""
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"- Right. - The box is cute?"
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""Jaguar. Sleek and smart."
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""For men who'd like hand jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.""
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"Why don't we just say,"
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""We know what you want. Here it is. This is for that!"?"
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"- This is getting scary. - This is what?"
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"Let's go for a walk. I'm taking you home."
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"- What happened? - With what?"
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"She took the drapes, the appliances, the rugs?"
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"- She took all her belongings? - Yes, she's very insecure."
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"Remember Jerry Kleiner in Marketing, pissing down elevator shafts?"
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"We sent him there. In three weeks, he was back to normal."
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"Say you want to do a market analysis for electronic items..."
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"- You've got to see these. - You should not be here."
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"- You are in a must-see situation. - No, the ads are all taken care of."
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""Your fear of flying may be valid."
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""There are plenty of plane crashes and people die like crazy."
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""But more people arrive alive on our flights than on many others."
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"- Mr Leeson? - Yes."
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"Hi, I'm Dr Baylor."
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"but your medical files arrived this morning."
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"- What brings you here? - The Pontiac brings me here."
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"Why don't we jump right in?"
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"Normally, we start a new patient on a ten-day observation period."
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"Then, with the consent of a relative or conservator,"
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"There are details to take care of. You will need to sign some papers."
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"I will gladly sign, but I'm late. I have to make a phone call."
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"- I'll buy you a restaurant. - I have to go."
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"You did a lot of silent farting in the car. You're not perfect either!"
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"You're putting me in here because I'm short."
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"If you leave early, you're not going to have an employer."
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"We have quite a few executives here. Come on."
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"I'll see that you're placed with people you're comfortable with."
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"Let's go see your room."
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"Better not be any singles' functions."
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"Bauman won't accept anything without written authorisation."
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"- Absolutely. - So I can't be there right now."
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"These can't be late."
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"- Tell Bauman you have my verbal OK. - OK."
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"I went to school for this, OK?"
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"- I do have questions... - No, this is a closet."
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"Just relax, settle in, make yourself comfortable in here."
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"I see people walking around in blue slippers."
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"by hanging around with people who talk to themselves"
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"and gallivant around in little blue hospital slippers. OK?"
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"God! Great! Great!"
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"First a mental institution. Now rain."
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"Blue. I like blue."
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"Saab changed from electronic fuel injection to continuous injection,"
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"Let's discuss the fuel injection system of the 900 series,"
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"as compared with the '73 Saab 96 LS."
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"He's a lunatic. We call him Saabs."
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"- The gorilla says, "Fine!" - I'm Manuel Robles."
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"- Oh. - I'm Latino and I enjoy it."
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"- Incidentally, you're crazy. - Also true!"
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"Emory!"
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"Hello."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"- I'm lost. I'm totally lost. - George only says hello."
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"Hi, new person. I'm Judge."
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"Have you any connections in the ballet world? I love the ballet."
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"I love the little shoes they wear. I can't help myself any more."
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"- Good afternoon, everyone. - Hello."
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"- Kath, Bruce. - Hi."
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"Today we're going to talk about feelings."
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"Feelings that we feel versus feelings that we don't."
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"We have someone new. Emory Leeson. How do you feel about that?"
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"I feel... sad for Emory."
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"I know underneath he feels bad about being here."
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"Well, I realised I was lying all the time."
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"lying to myself."
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"What can we do for Emory to make him feel better?"
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"We can let him know that we care, that we're his friends."
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"It's an opportunity to show someone that we care."
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"How do we show someone we care?"
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"...compared with those of the '73 Saab."
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"- Lori? - Yeah?"
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"- Why are my ads still here? - I thought Olander took them up."
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"You don't seem like the other people. Why are you here?"
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"Well, I have fears of being in closed places."
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"I also have a fear of open places."
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"Actually, I have a fear of everything."
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"- Of course. - Come on."
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"- The citrus juicer, maps. - That's terrible."
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"By the way, I have a fear of woods."
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"It doesn't sound like she liked you very much."
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"Well, no, she..."
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"She just had trouble showing it."
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"She's pretty. It's always the pretty ones."
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"They have trouble showing their love."
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"Keep walking. There's a special place I want you to see."
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"I've always felt that trees are in some way displeased with me."
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"My brother had a girl like that. She ruined his life."
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"What does that mean? How could you have stayed with this princess?"
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"- Girls used to ostracise me. - That happens to everyone."
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"These girls would call me over, chew liquorice,"
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"smile and spit the juice at me."
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"Yeah, that's bad, because it stains."
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"- We were supposed to get married. - I'm changing the subject now."
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"It's lovely. Absolutely wonderful."
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"How can we be getting so romantic so fast"
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"without any courtship or anything?"
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"- I'm nuts. - Oh."
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"- Judge. - I've got it."
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"I got it, I got it."
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"- Come on, hit it where he ain't! - I got it!"
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"- They know they don't have a ball? - Of course."
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