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Clips from Crazy People (1990)

"- Steve, where's Emory? - I'll be right in. Go ahead."
Crazy People (1990)
"Get off the phone! Put your window up, too. Thank you."
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"- You! - Mr Bachman..."
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"Nobody cares about Lee lacocca."
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"Let's face it, Steve. You and I lie for a living."
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"Excuse me."
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"I mean, is everything OK with Cheri?"
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"that Greek tourist bureau and United Airlines. You have 24 hours."
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"He told me they were unloading all those issues."
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"You were supposed to show me before the meeting. These better be great."
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""Buy Volvos. They're boxy but they're good. We know they're not sexy."
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"Do you know anyone who soaks their hands in dish soap?"
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"- The box is cute. - This is truly nuts."
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"That's what all of these ads mean. Men buy these cars because of it."
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"Cheri went to the cleaners."
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"- Call her in the morning. - This is paper, right?"
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"- You hear what I'm saying? Call her. - I'll call her."
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"We can market a product before you've produced it."
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""If you have to fly, fly us."
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"- I can't afford this. - The company will pay."
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"- Jump into what? - I don't know."
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"we make recommendations regarding additional treatment."
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"- Hello, I'm William Holden. - Take me away. I'll buy you dinner."
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"Your employer is putting you in here."
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"I'm 100 miles away. What am I supposed to do?"
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"- Go! - Yes, sir. Bye-bye."
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"People have questions about advertising, they ask you."
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"My problems will not be solved"
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"Day room, half an hour. Try and relax."
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"which required 28 pounds of fuel pressure to start the car."
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"Mort wants to be a comedy writer and move to Hollywood."
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"- There was a Jew and a gorilla... - The lane shift separates..."
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"I have two completely different-sized feet."
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"It's the only word he has affection for. Hello."
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"Hello."
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"- I'm Emory. - I know."
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"- How are you today, Dr Baylor? - Good afternoon, Dr Baylor."
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"- Give me an example of a feeling. - Scallops."
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"Lying in my work, lying in my relationships,"
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"Shit! She knew that from before!"
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"Bruce, it's not a contest."
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"Me, too."
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"Then she just left, suddenly. She took everything."
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"They have trouble with packages, with their car, with shoes."
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"Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back."
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"With some people, living with them is hard, leaving them is hard."
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"She's already draining me and I didn't even meet her."
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"- I really hope you get help here. - Well, I'm hoping that..."
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"Hello."
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"- Hello. - I got it."
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"Emory, come on, man. Hey, new meat."
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"- I got it, I got it! - Nice, nice."
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""Paramount Pictures presents The Freak."
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""In fact, you're a fat slob. Admit it. Do something about it.""
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"IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU'RE FAT."
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"Hello. I'm fat. Do you have any ficus trees?"
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"IT HELPS YOU GO TO THE TOILET."
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"There's a run on Metamucil. I don't know where they have any."
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"who wants to be dealt with honestly."
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"to experience this phenomenon."
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"OK, let's move our arms back. Good. Nice big circles."
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"And now forward."
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"- This is a very good thing. - Good twisting."
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"This honesty is a terrific concept."
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"- No. - What do you mean?"
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"I appreciate the kind and Christian offer, but no, thanks."
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"Emory, if you don't agree, Drucker's just going to cancel your insurance."
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"Emory, look, dandelions."
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"Ask for something you know in your heart you really want."
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"- Yeah, Bruce? - A blow job in a Thunderbird."
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"I don't know what anybody could do for me in this situation."
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"We're maniacs. Ask around."
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""Hey, man. Buy a Porsche." Anything?"
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"How about this? "Hello. Buy a Porsche.""
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"Hey, I thought up "hello". That's mine."
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"- That was mine. - Yes, "hello" was George's."
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"- You guys really want to do this? - Yes!"
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"- What are you doing? - What?"
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"I'm dreaming. That's what I normally schedule for this hour."
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"Let's go, pal. There's something I want to show you."
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"Oh, come on. You cannot have sex with a Saab."
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"We have to emphasise the product."
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"I know a place where they learn your name after you've spent $10,000."
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"But now I'm safe here."
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"I can't forget about that."
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"Why not?"
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"A mental institution?"
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"This is very OK. This is the type of thing that goes on."
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"Now, we want to be honest."
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""Pulmonary cancer? Perhaps. Flavour? For sure!""
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"- Viva Robles! - That was brilliant."
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"Thank you, Manuel. Thank you very much."
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"Kathy Burgess has some new ideas"
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""You may think phone service stinks since deregulation,"
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""but we're all you got."
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"- "AT&T..." - Kathy, move."
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"How often have we seen a travel ad"
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"with a suntan-oil lubricated girl in a bikini slipping into the ocean,"
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""If you don't drive one, you should be placed in a State facility.""
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""We know you love him,"
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""but if he dies, we give you two Mercedes and a summer home."
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"- Perfect! - Stephen Bachman."
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"Let me tell them. He's going to try to get you covenants with guarantees."
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"- Ask him about the ballet tickets. - Hold on."
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"Hey, Steve, we have eight people here,"
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"We'll have box seats at the ballet. He'll bring the tickets Thursday."
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"That's wonderful!"
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"Have you ever even heard from him?"
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"You've got mental patients with secretaries?"
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"It's working. For the first time, these people have something to do."
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"George Cartelli has said nothing but hello since 1977. Now he talks!"
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"That's devotion."
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"- Please hold me. - I am holding you."
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"I will."
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"- You can't leave the accident scene! - Up yours, pal."
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"- I got a delivery to make. - Hey, did you see that?"
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"- I like Larry King. - I mean Drucker. He took the credit."
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"but for a sense of community, hello, how are you?"
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"We have a purpose now, things to do."
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"We'll have to go back to art therapy."
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