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Clips from Scrubs - My Moment of Un-Truth (S03E03)

"Did Shari and Steve get married?"
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"- No! - Really? Shari and Gary?"
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"But that summer, they took a river rafting trip and they both drowned."
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"- Everybody treating you OK? - Yeah."
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"The nurse doing sponge baths? Wouldn't be shocked if she's killed before."
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"- Hey, Sunshine. - Calm your ass down."
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"I've run every test. I cannot figure out why this guy is in so much pain."
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"- Did you run a DUH test? - What's a DUH?"
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"The guy is a drug addict trying to score painkillers."
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"He is a very clever drug addict."
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"I hate to question your three years of wisdom,"
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"and their cramps and myalgia, and their neuralgia,"
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"and every other 'algia' they can think of"
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"- just so they can get a fix. - Well, I believe in this guy."
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"You know, Dr Cox, you think that you have seen it all and done it all,"
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"but guess what? You haven't done me."
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"Then pick who you really want. They'll think you wanted me."
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"- When do you think of this stuff? - Every minute of every day."
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"You guys seen my twin brother?"
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"Dude, there is no way that we'll ever, ever believe this one."
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"Hey, Carla, after you check Miss Ruck's IV in room 310,"
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"Fine, so I was flirting with him a little."
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"- Can I press your button? - I don't know, can I press yours?"
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"It's not always harmless."
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"It's always a risk when you go out on a limb. You just make yourself vulnerable."
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"Did you pull up Mr Thompson's old charts?"
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"He was here eight years ago complaining of the same abdominal pain"
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"but as soon as he was given his pain medication he went AMA."
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"He just took the drugs and bolted?"
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"No. He took some towels too."
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"So what do you say?"
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"And you hate to see anyone get crushed. Even Dr Hot-butt."
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"Sure. That sounds great."
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"He asked me out to dinner, I said yes. It just came out."
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"but it happens to women, too."
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"- And Ronny... - Ronny?"
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"He's my "what if' guy. The one I always wondered about."
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"Now I want you to go. You know what that means?"
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"I would never do anything inappropriate."
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"But then I'll know that we're not as close as I thought."
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"Mr Thompson, I was just looking at your old chart..."
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"He was telling me that the last time he was here,"
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"- He did? - I was so frustrated, I took off."
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"But with Dr Reid here, I know we're gonna get to the bottom of things."
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"She is one terrific doctor."
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"No. Why?"
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"- Me too. - That was lucky."
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"A little show that I like to call Indisputable Evidence."
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"Thank you, brothers, for inviting me to your twin birthday party."
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"No problem, Troy."
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"Hey, brother, why don't you enjoy this nice pen set that I got for you?"
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"Check it out. Take your time."
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"when I finish my around-the-world travels. Put it there, man."
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"All right. You do a good job around here."
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"Sometimes around here, you can't believe what you're seeing."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, great, you're getting medication for your pain patient."
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"It'll be like a big happy parade."
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"You know, you have this unbelievable ability to make me doubt myself."
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"I don't think I could make you doubt yourself, you rascal,"
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"I'm not wrong. I just saw Mr Thompson writhing in pain"
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"and he had no idea I was watching him."
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"Aren't you?"
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"Stay calm. Turk's never gonna find out about her date."
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"We can talk about our feelings. What's up?"
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"I know it's coming from a good place because,"
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"I should marry someone who's gonna bust my chops"
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"- Hand me that. - Here you go."
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"Yeah. What was that cute name that you used to call her?"
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"Skunk face. I was a little mean back then."
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"Nag, nag, nag, nag. You see how Carla is lately."
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"I hear they're doing Stuart Little 3."
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"- Turk, don't you have any work to do? - Dude, surgeon."
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"Beads, keep me strong."
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"I have to leave on Monday,"
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"A little bit."
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"- Excited about it? - I'm so excited."
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"- Well, that's your call. - There's just one little problem."
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"Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs."
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"Why don't you say it? Why don't you tell me what the problem is and say it?"
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"I was going to say my pen doesn't work"
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"I felt nothing for him! How cool is that?"
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"I had a dream like this but I had a saddle on and you were an Indian."
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"Turk was a donkey."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Whatever you do, don't scream."
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"- Why would I scream? - I don't know."
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"People always say that in the movies."
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"Make that twenty years."
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"Honey, that was a long time ago."
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"- Why are you still living here? - I've got nowhere else to go."
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"Gotta go."
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"Damn beads."
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"Cos my brother's waiting for me downstairs"
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"and when these elevator doors open, you'll see."
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"I don't know what I thought would happen."
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"But I think we can all agree this isn't working out. So let's call it a draw."
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"Hell, no! You lost. Live with it."
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"It's harder when it's the hundredth time."
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"Say it."
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"- You're always right. - I know."
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"Well, you said he wasn't and as a rule"
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"But more than that, Barbie, the main reason is because, well..."
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"Like when you lose your insecurities about the guy you're marrying,"
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"Yeah. Besides, you're cutting up your napkin."
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"can make everything better."
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"For a minute, I actually thought you had a twin brother."
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"- Morning. - Morning."
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"I do not authorise any drug for this hospital that I haven't researched."
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"Because you went and accidentally gave the patient over in bed four"
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"macrolides and opiates."
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"You may have trouble hearing it over the louder sound of me being right again."
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"Babe..."
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"That means, "Now she all mad.""
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"- Why is he doing that? - I think he gets bored."
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"Gotta go."
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"Babe, he probably works out."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"- You was barely bleeding. - From a bath, woman!"
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