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Clips from Friends - The One with the Donor (S09E09)

"Aside from adoption, the only other choice is insemination..."
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"...so we're talking about sperm donors."
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"Enough said. I'm there for you, man. Where is she, upstairs?"
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"I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child, but there isn't one."
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"Come on, Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it."
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"What?"
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"What? No! I'm not gonna give them Ben!"
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"The data we're receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing..."
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"...of these fossils are staggering."
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"Mm-hm."
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"...then you can just throw most of our assumptions..."
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"...you know, right in the trash."
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"Is that..."
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"Is that, uh, repercussions could be huge."
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"I mean, not just in paleontology, but if you think about it..."
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"...in evolutionary biology, uh genetics, uh, geology."
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"I mean, truly, the mind boggles."
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"Well, that's not what you want."
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"- Incentive for Men? - I'll take some of that."
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"- That's for men. - I know."
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"When I go to the party later..."
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"...Mike will know I'm over him because I'll smell like another guy."
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"Oh, good, I'm dating a Russian cabdriver."
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"Seriously, does anyone buy this? I smell like beets."
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"I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads in them. Where are those?"
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"Um, on Melanie Griffith in Working Girl."
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"Um, I think what you want is over here."
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"See, I told you I needed someone."
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"By the way, as a thank you, I would really love to take you out."
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"- Really? - Joey and I are going to a movie tonight."
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"- You want to come? - Oh, I can't."
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"Because I've seen them."
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"You've seen all the movies?"
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"Yeah. I'm a big fan."
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"You know, motion pictures."
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"The talkies."
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"Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?"
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"- Sure. - Okay."
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"Maybe we could do something else."
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"You know, that depends on what it is. I've done a lot of stuff."
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"She's okay. I don't know, I just don't get a really good vibe from her."
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"- Why? - I don't know."
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"You know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart..."
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"...and tall, you know..."
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"Who else?"
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"Anybody."
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"You."
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"Me."
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"You know, Monica's mom."
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"- You like Joey? - Shh! Phoebe!"
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"All right, look, I do. I have a little thing for him. Just..."
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"- Oh, my God. - It's just physical."
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"I have it totally under control, okay? It's just when I see them together..."
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"...sometimes, I just get a little jealous."
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"Wow. Isn't that ironic that he liked you, and now you like...?"
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"I get it!"
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"All right, as long as it's under control."
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"You can't do anything about it. He's already dating her."
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"She is a nice person. That wouldn't be right."
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"I know, I know. So it's just not a big deal."
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"Great, because I gotta get out of here. The smell of beets is killing me."
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"- Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin? - Mm."
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"- Hi, honey. - Hey."
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"Oh, of course. It's so nice to see you again, Zack."
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"- You too. - You guys haven't actually met before."
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"But, boy, you're both polite."
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"Have a seat. I'll get you a beer."
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"- I got it. - Thanks."
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"So how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"We're talking about sperm donors, and Zack may be the guy."
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"Chandler, this is crazy. Well, what did you even say to him?"
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""Come up. Meet my wife. Give us your sperm.""
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"I invited him to dinner so you'd get a chance to get to know him."
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"With a sperm bank, you never meet the guy, get to check him out."
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"- Chandler! - I'm telling you, he's great."
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"I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I think he'd be the way to go."
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"- Zack? - Thanks."
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"Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring."
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"Tell me about yourself, Zack."
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"Oh, God, do you think she heard? It'd be so bad if she heard."
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"Maybe she didn't hear. I'll go into that dressing room and talk. You stay here."
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"- See if you can hear me. - Okay, great."
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"Oh, thank God, I can't hear a word that you're saying."
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"- I didn't say anything yet. - Well, get back in there and talk."
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"It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends."
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"What?"
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"Well, some things are just hard to say to your face."
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"- We have a problem. - Oh, what are we gonna do?"
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"Just be honest with her."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It is annoying when parents put babies on the phone."
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"All right, enough out of you!"
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"- Hello? - I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?"
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"No, she, uh, went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?"
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"I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker."
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"- How's it going? - It could be better."
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"What? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!"
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"You have to get that job."
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"In fact, he was just talking in his sleep before..."
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"...and evidently he wants someone named Fran to "spank him harder.""
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"- Well, just wake him up. - I can't."
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"Ooh, that's a tough one."
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"Oh, wait a minute. This happened to me before."
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"Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I..."
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"It was me who fell asleep."
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"I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while?"
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"- Hey, guys, dinner's ready. - I'm gonna go wash up first."
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"Thanks."
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"Okay, there's enthusiastic, and there's just plain gay."
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"- You don't like him. - I think he's fine."
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"But we don't know anything real about him."
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"- I wish we could get more information. - All right, just follow my lead."
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"- You guys have a great place here. - Thanks. I'm crazy about our place."
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"...do you have a history of mental illness in the family?"
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"Uh, no. Although, I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis."
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"That's really not the kind of thing we're looking for."
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"Okay."
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"So, um, tell me, how'd you guys meet?"
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"Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story."
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