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Clips from Friends - The One with the Donor (S09E09)

"I've got a better question for you:"
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"Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?"
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"No."
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"Uh, heart disease? Alzheimer's? Gout?"
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"You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?"
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"We're just making conversation."
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"Yeah, well, okay. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny."
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"You know what's not funny? Male pattern baldness."
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"You guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight, and I'm flattered..."
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"...and quite frankly, a little frightened."
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"Can we just talk about something else?"
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"This ravioli's delicious."
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"I notice you're enjoying that ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth."
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"Did you have braces as a child?"
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"- No, I didn't. - Yes!"
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"We're teeth people, Zack."
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"Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard."
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"- Good plan. - Okay."
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"- What? Where are you going? - Oh, I'm sorry, Rachel."
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"I still have to find something incredible to wear..."
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"...so I can beat Mike at "Who's More Over Who"!"
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"- Hey. Hi. - Hey."
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"- Where have you been? - Trying on clothes."
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"Phoebe and I were in the dressing room. Gosh, it's just such a small world."
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"Oh, God, you did, you heard. Okay, look, let me explain."
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"There's nothing to explain. I heard you."
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"I don't understand it. I mean, Phoebe likes Joey..."
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"...and then she's here to buy a dress to impress another guy?"
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"Yeah, that's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all."
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"It's, like, she's nympho."
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"- Wow! - Yeah."
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"You know, by the way, I heard you tell her not to do anything."
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"Thanks for sticking up for me. God, you are such a nice person."
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"I try."
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"Oh, my God, you really want me to be the keynote speaker?"
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"Thank you!"
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"You're welcome."
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"...stop-eating hot!"
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"Which is like the highest level of hotness."
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"Okay, are you sure? Because I am really dreading going to this party."
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"Then don't go."
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"Mike knows I'm coming. If I don't show up, he'll think it's because of him..."
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"...and then I'm gonna lose face. That's a very serious thing in my culture."
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"All right, then you go to that party, and you pretend to be over Mike."
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"Afterward, you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk."
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"You got it. Okay."
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"But not on the wine that you made, okay?"
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"Because I just don't want to go back to the emergency room."
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"David?"
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"Phoebe! Hi."
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"- Oh, my God! - Hi."
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"Wow! You look unbelievable."
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"Oh, yeah, well..."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Well, I'm back from Minsk. Uh, permanently."
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"Well, what happened?"
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"Remember how I was trying to achieve..."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, after eight years of research, I discovered..."
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"...that it can't be done."
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"Well..."
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"...great that you're back. How are you?"
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"- Good. Good. Life is good. - Good."
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"- Well, I'm seeing someone. - Oh."
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"She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and, um..."
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"I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy..."
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"...and I just said, "Boy, I want that.""
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"- Mike and I broke up. - You're kidding me."
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"Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up."
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"- Really? - I don't know why, I'm sorry."
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"I guess I just didn't want to lose face."
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"I understand."
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"Yeah. Okay. So then, okay..."
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"So we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone."
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"- That's so not like us. - Yeah, I know."
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"Well, this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that..."
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"...but, um, do you have someplace that you need to be right now?"
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"Well..."
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"No."
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"- Well, do you want to get a drink? - I'd love to."
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"- Great. - Okay."
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"Uh, do you smell beets?"
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"Oh, all right, stay upwind of me."
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"Hey, there's Phoebe. Is that Mike she's with?"
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"No, that's David."
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"There's a third guy?"
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"Tip of the iceberg."
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"I'm gonna take off now."
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"You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?"
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"Sure you don't want to stay a little longer?"
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"No, I should get home. I'm kind of tired."
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"Because that could be a sign of clinical depression."
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"No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died."
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"- I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay."
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"Bye."
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"I think we found our sperm."
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"He does seem pretty perfect."
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"Why not? Just because his great-grandmother was obese?"
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"Our kid's gonna get that from you anyway."
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"No, that's not it."
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"It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before..."
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"- He's not you. - Yeah, he's better!"
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"No, he's not."
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"If I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by him..."
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"...or anyone else."
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"Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either."
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"I was just doing it because I thought that was what you wanted."
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"That is so sweet."
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"I love you."
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"So you know this leaves us with..."
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"Adoption."
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"How do you feel about that?"
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"I think I feel okay about it."
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"Actually, I think I feel really good about it."
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"Me too."
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"I wanna find a baby that needs a home, and I wanna raise it with you."
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"And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way."
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"So this is it? We're really gonna adopt?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God! We're gonna be parents! - We are gonna be great parents."
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