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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

"But look, I sent you"
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"Alright, Richard,"
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"But it wasn't until my flight home"
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"That... oh man, I'm gonna... I'm gonna have to pull my resume."
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"It makes it worth every penny."
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"Yeah, he wasn't bluffing."
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"their strengths are more readily apparent."
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"Well, that's true, except that her company, Optimoji,"
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"and we all know that there are a lotta coders out there in this old town,"
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"Yes, you work all day."
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"Your rooms are always empty, so they use."
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"Can't speak to that. Continue."
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"Fuck do they think they are?"
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"I'm in the Innovation Hall of Fame. Are they?"
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"You and your peers. Handsome bunch."
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"Errich owns 10% of Pied Piper?"
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"It's promising tech. One day it could be worth a shit-ton."
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"I mean, maybe a skilled attorney could make a case"
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"Dead."
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"Our deal with Kira is for 30 fucking coders."
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"Well, I suppose we could put three more workstations here,"
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"Yeah, but, I mean, are we sure this is the right thing to do?"
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"Was it Gavin fucking Belson again?"
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"Sadly, the timing couldn't be worse."
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"Hold on. Duncan doesn't even make his own pizza?"
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"A large, 10 bucks."
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"It's just... I guess I'm just a CEO trying to do right by my company."
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"for nine bucks a pop without taking a bath, can you?"
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"- We're losing five bucks a pizza? - Yeah."
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"Of course I'm afraid of her."
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"but you did say that you want them to grow, Laurie."
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"Congratulations."
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"On?"
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"Richard."
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"Well, it's great to have everybody"
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"And..."
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"Don't tell anyone, okay?"
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"These are so nice."
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"And his head hair looked like beard hair."
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"Come on! It's been a fucking month."
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"He sent in a professional headshot. We had no choice."
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"but that's only three of them,"
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"and stop acting like a couple of spoiled millionaires."
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"Yes, those wonders"
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"visit HooliSearch every minute."
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"- Oh. Huh? Okay. Yeah, hi, Duncan. - Yeah."
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"Me and my guys were just talking about you and your pizza app."
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"He was a good one."
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"so they're basically on life support."
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"- and it's awful, but what can you do? - Shh, shh."
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"Thank God I didn't accept your offer."
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"and so are my guys if they don't get their caffeine,"
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"Thank you."
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"No, the... the exit is... The exit is the other way."
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"Look, did you... did you talk to the Optimoji board yet?"
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"convincing the board and our shareholders"
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"- before we run out of money. - Right."
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"Richard, you're talking about absorbing a staff of 50."
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"you know, it being the first day and all,"
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"just to set the tone."
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"Whoa. Hold it."
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"_"
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"We're up there on the second floor, but yup."
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"How's that little bunny Internet going?"
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"We're like family,"
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"Because Richard owns the patent for it."
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"Goodbye. Bachman Erlich.""
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"The woman got pregnant just to prove to me"
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"which themselves recently acquired a company called Optimoji."
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"it's always a challenge..."
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"I just have to go, one... One second, in my office..."
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"It's wonderful to be back, Gavin."
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"and they worked up a little botnet program."
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"I'm sorry. That must've been a real blow."
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"It was a Buddhist act of selflessness."
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"- Think of the... - Sorry I am late."
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"the cheapest, fastest pizza, and it's... it's awesome."
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"Not you. Just e... everyone."
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"and tactically mass-hired every single"
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"to buy a lot of tasty 'za"
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"to the CEO who actually wants all of us."
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"That was kinda crazy, Richard. That was..."
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"- You have to choose. - Dude, it's easy for you to say."
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"I'm gonna call the cops."
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"Where exactly would we put them?"
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"if you hadn't let Gilfoyle and me waste so much time being picky."
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"Not everyone. Not everyone."
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"because you wanted them, and now they're just sitting here, empty,"
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"- Hoover. - Sir."
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"Look, I'm going to be seeing Laurie Bream"
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"That look right there on your face?"
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"our order routing and allocation, and then we'll be cash-flow positive."
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"Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night."
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"Hey, guess what company just got his Series "A" Term Sheet? Huh?"
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"I'd hire a million people if I could."
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"And Pied Piper only wanted us"
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"Only temporarily. So, her team is gonna optimize"
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"geolocated perfectly to maximize drive time"
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"We can hear every fucking word you say in this sweatbox."
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"- as I do about Sliceline. - Sliceline?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'd be the only guy working for you"
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"systems developer in the Valley."
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"What are... What are you doing?"
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"- Great. - Yeah, it's a pun."
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"this would serve as one in the case of Bachman's death,"
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"if he'd never invented any of that stuff."
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"No, Kira. I'm simply trying to devalue your company,"
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"Monica, you are okay with this?"
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"Another bidder came in with a better offer,"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"your tuxedo is pressed and ready for the gala."
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"but there might be another option."
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"- The fuck they do. - Yes, it's not your house."
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"you've met with just about every distributed"
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"You're gonna be off CEO'ing, going to fancy galas."
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"will send us down a path to technological irrelevance"
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"Richard, I'm just gonna delete your account."
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"and she's gonna ask how hiring is going."
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"- We're not dicking around. - Really?"
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