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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

"Sorry. You only hired us because Pied Piper wanted us, right?"
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"and the HooliPad Pro,"
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"You know, just take a minute, walk around the space,"
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"- or any... any form of proof of... - Yes."
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"No, this is my cousin."
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"to simply scrap it will be nearly impossible."
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"and then two more over there."
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"No, $19,000 on vengeance."
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"that she could do it without missing a day of work."
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"I am your lead investor;"
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"until someone waves a dollar in your face!"
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"Dude! Look at this place, huh?"
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"It's hard to believe your pathological inability"
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"I mean, we do agree, right?"
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"Are you fucking kidding me, dude?"
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"our new hires wouldn't be coding,"
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"No, come on. I'm doing a really good job of hiding it,"
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"This is it."
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"They have to meet our rigorous standards."
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"- Just look at them. - There they are."
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"You too."
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"Okay, well, not everyone."
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"I was actually starting to feel bad about what I did today."
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"Yeah, I had to pay through the nose, but you know what?"
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"kinda feels like we've got all the cards here, huh?"
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"- Do you have... - Do you..."
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"But... I've got 30 great guys."
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"What were you saying about holding all the cards?"
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"You know what? Get outta here!"
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"See what I care."
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"- You will respect me as such. - I do not respect you because"
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"Kira, you and I had a deal, okay?"
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"It's old technology. It's very old, like you."
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"Richard, we're just three CEOs trying to do right by our companies."
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"But we must fight it. We cannot sacrifice"
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"Richard, the plan was to hire 15 coders"
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"Yeah, pass."
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"His beard hair looked like head hair."
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"If... if we spend all that money, it's gone."
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"the most lucrative new product we've ever released."
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"Italians aren't real white people."
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"and bleed your little greasebag operation dry."
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"Yes, but in this case it seems..."
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"- Ah! - See? Plenty of outlets."
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"It's the... it's the worst part of this job. Am I right?"
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"- So? - So, we're not fucked yet."
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"But to ship to China, then switch box,"
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"Richard? Richard Hendricks."
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"Uh, he just needs a second in his office, then he's gonna come back."
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"It's too good for you. "Antiquated"?"
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"What did he say?"
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"It's like he's giving up."
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"Induce? Yes, this morning..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Richard Hendricks!"
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"We've got a lot of..."
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"perfect application of my algorithm belongs to Gavin"
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"- every server obsolete. - Holy shit."
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"What?"
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"- find himself who knows where. - What is it?"
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"There is a loud man here to see you."
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"These are our new offices?"
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"Okay."
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"where you can maintain a connection to time and space."
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"- for one second, please, privately? - Sure."
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"I gotta get the fuck outta here."
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"Richard, it is my firm opinion"
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"and the guy with the stupid fucking pizza app."
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"During my sabbatical from Hooli,"
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"than any of the ancient world."
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"I'm kidding. It's the best part of the job."
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"Well, I did a little digging on the alt-right guy,"
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"call alt-right guy and cologne boy"
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"Do you remember Kira Pickford?"
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"Um, look, Kira, you're not gonna find a better deal than that."
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"Look, I know what it's like to only be able"
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"So?"
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"This is Erlich's house."
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"Yes?"
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"I'm sorry, but what if we don't wanna work on that?"
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"No. That's why I invite them, because I hate Errich."
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"That's not a question. That's a statement."
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"I mean, everything you're doing here is antiquated."
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"Why did you all take my money then, you entitled little pricks?"
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"Um, Richie, you know a guy named "Jee-Ann"?"
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"Well, I know a "Jan the Man," but she's a woman."
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""I want him to be the leader of the house"
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"Are we sure taking on all 30 of Kira's guys is the right move?"
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"so we won't have to play the name game."
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"because I don't want to work with anyone"
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"I'm taking these. I'm taking all of them."
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"we've invested in this product,"
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"Gavin, what if you launched a new product to help us correct course?"
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"and switches the boxes?"
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"He really is sneaky."
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"then ship back, it's way too much money."
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"So, Richard,"
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"Oh."
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"At least we still have the stallions."
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"and all the other rejects,"
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"What?"
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"Um, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but this is boring."
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"Yeah, we're staffing up like crazy."
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"We are not Erlich."
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"Engineers, welcome."
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"Okay, I don't technically represent Mr. Bachman."
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"so my exposure to Bachman pertains only to his 10% ownership of the business."
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"Patrice, can I talk to you outside for a second?"
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"There's a reason for that. Check out the liner."
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"I meant fuck all of you. No one specific."
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"- Yeah. - Unless a lot of people"
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"I received your email."
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"No, no! No, no, no! Stop! Stop it! Stop it!"
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"Oh my God."
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"Our process sucks."
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"She's 11 months pregnant and highly irritable."
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"That we've just been dicking around the whole time?"
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"Okay, yeah, fair."
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"that I had my epiphany."
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"because of our ability to help build a decentralized Internet."
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"just lost their second round of funding,"
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