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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

"I thought you'd want to give some opening remarks,"
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"Um..."
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"I've got... I should probably... more to say in a minute."
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"What?"
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"Welcome to the future, Gavin."
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"- Oh no! - Son of a bitch!"
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"I have spoken to our top LPs to start a new firm."
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"You are, after all, my best friend."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"I shall look forward to the fight."
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"I welcome you"
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"Huh?"
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"see where the mojo takes you."
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"I'm just happy that we got to it when we did before anyone else."
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"You want us to work in here?"
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"A black site would actually be better,"
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"Okay, what about this guy, Chris Berger?"
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"He's a very skilled engineer."
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"He was oddly tall, don't you think?"
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"We're the ones who have to like be in the engine room with these clowns."
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"Each one more magnificent than the last."
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"Perfect."
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"that is costing us a fortune, so hurry up and pick these fucking coders,"
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"I toured the wonders of the world, seeking inspiration"
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"The Parthenon, Angkor Wat,"
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"the Great Pyramid of Giza."
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"- Yeah. Definitely. - It's actually so awesome..."
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"- Oh, you're pulling your... - Oh no."
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"- Okay. Just... so, it rhymes? Okay. - Yeah. It's a rhyming pun."
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"Mmm. New Internet. New."
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"He hired all of them."
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"else for all kinds of stupid reasons."
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"What? I was dying to move faster."
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"Your inability to stop us from sucking"
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"is a failure of leadership."
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"Ah. Those stallions."
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"Look at 'em. Magnificent."
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"and... set meetings."
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"But Optimoji has 30 people. We only need 12."
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"We have a lot of leverage. Richard is a shrewd negotiator,"
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"and you only wanna bring along 12?"
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"to rescue half your family,"
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"- Sometimes there's only one... - Jared, okay, stop."
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"Congrats, yeah."
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"What coders?"
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"now that Gavin Belson swooped in"
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"Gavin hired all of Richard's coders?"
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"Take it or leave it."
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"What the fuck?"
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"You are from Errich's administration."
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"No, we are not. Nobody has heard from Erlich in months."
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"You are 63 of the top distributed"
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"systems developers in the Valley,"
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"Hooli is the future, and your future is..."
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"the Box Two."
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"but I'm sure we'd all like to hear what you would like to work on."
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"Yes?"
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"And you're telling us that even if we want to,"
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"Yes, third row, red hoodie."
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"I mean, once he builds that Internet,"
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"I'm serious! Go! Goodbye! Thank you very much!"
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"Fuck!"
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"- So, Mr. Yang... - It's Mr. Jian."
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"Bachman wrote this letter..."
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"Yes. I want his house."
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"I'm Pied Piper's corporate counsel,"
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"but as far as I can tell, the guy is not..."
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"I mean, I don't want to crowd the stallions."
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"Uh, did we close the deal?"
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"Real smart, clever name."
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"Oh, hello, dickheads."
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"I hope I'm not interrupting your plotting,"
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"- Richard, you low-balled me. - Mmm?"
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"- He said he was psyched. - Yeah, I am psyched."
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"Ah, shit."
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"from which we will never return."
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"Absolutely. Look at all the products"
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"you've brought to market over the years."
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"I did invent the HooliPod and the HooliPad"
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"but a man only has so many game-changing inventions in him."
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"Anyway, if Jack Barker's insidious box is allowed to go to market,"
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"They came in this morning."
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"Are these right? How many quarters is this?"
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"Oh yeah. I guess that's Domino's."
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"so I buy a fat, white cadaver"
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"Like, not one word of that made sense."
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"does anyone... does anyone know the price of a Domino's pizza?"
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"But the peace offering is super appreciated."
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"You see, Duncan, you took eight mil in funding, right?"
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"but the thing is, you can't sell your pizzas"
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"buy your pizza very quickly."
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"You see, I have $13 million in my bank account"
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"Thousands of fake users indistinguishable from real ones"
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"You're acquiring Sliceline who already acquired Optimoji?"
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"Well, you said you'd protect me from Laurie."
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"I cannot take your side. You're asking for 50 employees."
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"I understand you wish to acquire a company called..."
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"Well, it shortens their runway significantly,"
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"on the very thing we are destroying."
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"Richard. So many people."
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"Um..."
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"Oh God."
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"Um, Richard, I know... I know money's tight,"
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"_"
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"63 good people."
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"And then it occurred to me."
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"I was just respecting your process."
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"- I'm just kidding. - Oh."
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"Plus his fancy, hi-tech pizza tastes just like Domino's."
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"- A new Internet. - What? Why?"
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"Fucking Belson."
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"Kendo in the house."
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"_"
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"Jesus! What the hell did he order?"
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"There's a fireplace."
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"Yeah, it's minimalist, you know?"
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"I was thinking about maybe putting my desk here in this corner."
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"There is no point whispering."
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"What am I going to tell her?"
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"Plus his face looks like a taint."
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