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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)
"- Jared, you okay? - I will not be back."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Wait, guys, hold on. Jared, I'm gonna get you some water, okay?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"He was very funny when we met with him. I think he'd be great."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"I got us these expensive-ass offices"
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"at this stupid Innovation Hall of Fame event tonight,"
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"What about this?"
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"Touché."
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"obviously closeted alt-right guy,"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"It was so lame, it would somehow make you hate pizza."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Yeah, they're glorious, obviously,"
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"and they're luxuriating here in this huge fucking palace"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"I put a touch of mint in the steamer."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Maybe tonight you'll fall for a radiant sex worker."
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"are visited by thousands of people every year,"
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"but 2.4 million people"
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"God, what a fucking douchebag."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"What I have built is a far greater achievement,"
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"And the ideal version of myself"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Anyway, there might be some major VCs around here, so I gotta go mingle."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Okay."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"- Richard. - Gavin, hello."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Don't you look cute in your Sunday best?"
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"Unlike your old Internet."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Oh? And what was that?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"No. I've heard that you're trying to staff up."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Over the past few months,"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Even my boy Blake Kang?"
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"I'm sorry, uh, your boy?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"And I don't want to point fingers, but we wouldn't be here"
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"Jared, um..."
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"and he's pretty involved in a campaign to eliminate black emojis,"
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"Yes, actually. Yeah, good coder, but she had her own company."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"So, what if, instead of building a team, we acquired one?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Well, we'll just insist that she let the other 18 go."
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"I have to do what's right by my guys."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Your company is close to bankruptcy"
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"and we could go to any of 'em,"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"- Hey, I'm Duncan. - Hey. Kira."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Oh, the Sliceline."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Yup. The guy is savage,"
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"so nice meeting you, Kira. Cool. Cool, cool."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Jian-Yang... would you please explain"
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"why we each found some random Chinese guy asleep in our beds?"
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"This is not your house either, Jian-Yang."
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"Do you think Erlich would want your guys here?"
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"This isn't working. I'm gonna drag your cousin the fuck outta my lair."
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"and we're looking forward to working with you."
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"So, are there any questions?"
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"Weird. This is our flagship product,"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"A decentralized Internet, like we were going to build with Richard Hendricks."
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"Actually, that's the one thing we can't do here at Hooli."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"May I ask why not?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"- You in the back? - Why did you do that?"
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"Well, I'm also a Buddhist, and I would never give him the patent."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"ecosystem completely obsolete."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"You know what?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"You all think you're John Lennon"
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"Assholes. "Antiquated"?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Speaking of, they sent over the official inductees portrait."
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"Fuck."
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"In China, last name comes first."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich"
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"- to you? - Yes."
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""This is Erlich. Hello."
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""I am gone, but Jian-Yang"
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"is a very good friend and very smart."
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""and control all of the friends."
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"This was not a lie?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Mr. Jian, you seem like a good guy."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Yes. Errich is dead."
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"They'll be all holed up together like the Branch Davidians."
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"We can get up and running. They all know each other,"
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"Jan? Uh, no."
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"No, it was a new company."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Sort of a pun that rhymes."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Remember? Well, Duncan here said he wanted to grow fast as balls."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it"
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"who wants to work with this... meathead."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Maybe just take one. You have like four employees."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Ha!"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Throw it away."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Those code-monkeys I just hired were right about one thing:"
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"Making Jack's box the flagship product of this company"
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"But in light of the time and resources"
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"Our company is too big to turn around that quickly."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Hmm. True."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"we may all lose our jobs."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"We may all go the way of Patrice."
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"of paltry, short-term profits."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Did you not see the preorder figures for the Box Two?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"He just orders it from Domino's"
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"It's not sneaky. It's stupid."
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"Switching boxes costs a lot of money."
Silicon Valley (2014)
"Okay. How do you know?"
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"I need to prove Errich's dead,"
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"but it's hard to find a white body in China,"
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"especially fat like Errich,"
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"Say that again."
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"Hold on. Just... ju... What... uh..."
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"I mean, you threw a full-on tantrum."
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"Yeah, well, I would know."
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"Yeah, well, I wouldn't really call it a peace offering."
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"And then you matched my offer to acquire"
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"Optimoji here from Kira,"
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"before you can turn it around."
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"You're trying to bankrupt us?"
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"each one more magnificent than the last."
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"You spent $19,000 on pizza?"
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"How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?"
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"I mean, she's your partner. Are you afraid of her?"
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"Okay, fair enough, but maybe this one time you could take my side."
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"and here I am."
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"Sliceline,"
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"uh, 50."
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"Fifty?"
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"However, if you are on top of it,"
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"Monica, then..."
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"Great. Thanks. And congratulations to you too."
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"On the... on your... On your baby."
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"_"
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