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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

"- Jared, you okay? - I will not be back."
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"Wait, guys, hold on. Jared, I'm gonna get you some water, okay?"
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"He was very funny when we met with him. I think he'd be great."
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"I got us these expensive-ass offices"
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"at this stupid Innovation Hall of Fame event tonight,"
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"What about this?"
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"Touché."
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"obviously closeted alt-right guy,"
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"It was so lame, it would somehow make you hate pizza."
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"Yeah, they're glorious, obviously,"
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"and they're luxuriating here in this huge fucking palace"
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"I put a touch of mint in the steamer."
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"Maybe tonight you'll fall for a radiant sex worker."
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"are visited by thousands of people every year,"
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"but 2.4 million people"
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"God, what a fucking douchebag."
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"What I have built is a far greater achievement,"
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"And the ideal version of myself"
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"Anyway, there might be some major VCs around here, so I gotta go mingle."
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"Okay."
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"- Richard. - Gavin, hello."
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"Don't you look cute in your Sunday best?"
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"Unlike your old Internet."
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"Oh? And what was that?"
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"No. I've heard that you're trying to staff up."
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"Over the past few months,"
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"Even my boy Blake Kang?"
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"I'm sorry, uh, your boy?"
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"And I don't want to point fingers, but we wouldn't be here"
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"Jared, um..."
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"and he's pretty involved in a campaign to eliminate black emojis,"
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"Yes, actually. Yeah, good coder, but she had her own company."
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"So, what if, instead of building a team, we acquired one?"
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"Well, we'll just insist that she let the other 18 go."
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"I have to do what's right by my guys."
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"Your company is close to bankruptcy"
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"and we could go to any of 'em,"
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"- Hey, I'm Duncan. - Hey. Kira."
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"Oh, the Sliceline."
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"Yup. The guy is savage,"
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"so nice meeting you, Kira. Cool. Cool, cool."
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"Jian-Yang... would you please explain"
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"why we each found some random Chinese guy asleep in our beds?"
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"This is not your house either, Jian-Yang."
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"Do you think Erlich would want your guys here?"
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"This isn't working. I'm gonna drag your cousin the fuck outta my lair."
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"and we're looking forward to working with you."
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"So, are there any questions?"
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"Weird. This is our flagship product,"
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"A decentralized Internet, like we were going to build with Richard Hendricks."
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"Actually, that's the one thing we can't do here at Hooli."
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"May I ask why not?"
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"- You in the back? - Why did you do that?"
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"Well, I'm also a Buddhist, and I would never give him the patent."
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"ecosystem completely obsolete."
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"You know what?"
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"You all think you're John Lennon"
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"Assholes. "Antiquated"?"
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"Speaking of, they sent over the official inductees portrait."
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"Fuck."
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"In China, last name comes first."
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"Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich"
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"- to you? - Yes."
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""This is Erlich. Hello."
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""I am gone, but Jian-Yang"
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"is a very good friend and very smart."
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""and control all of the friends."
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"This was not a lie?"
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"Mr. Jian, you seem like a good guy."
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"Yes. Errich is dead."
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"They'll be all holed up together like the Branch Davidians."
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"We can get up and running. They all know each other,"
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"Jan? Uh, no."
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"No, it was a new company."
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"Sort of a pun that rhymes."
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"Remember? Well, Duncan here said he wanted to grow fast as balls."
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"See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it"
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"who wants to work with this... meathead."
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"Maybe just take one. You have like four employees."
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"Ha!"
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"Throw it away."
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"Those code-monkeys I just hired were right about one thing:"
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"Making Jack's box the flagship product of this company"
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"But in light of the time and resources"
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"Our company is too big to turn around that quickly."
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"Hmm. True."
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"we may all lose our jobs."
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"We may all go the way of Patrice."
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"of paltry, short-term profits."
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"Did you not see the preorder figures for the Box Two?"
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"He just orders it from Domino's"
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"It's not sneaky. It's stupid."
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"Switching boxes costs a lot of money."
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"Okay. How do you know?"
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"I need to prove Errich's dead,"
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"but it's hard to find a white body in China,"
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"especially fat like Errich,"
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"Say that again."
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"Hold on. Just... ju... What... uh..."
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"I mean, you threw a full-on tantrum."
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"Yeah, well, I would know."
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"Yeah, well, I wouldn't really call it a peace offering."
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"And then you matched my offer to acquire"
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"Optimoji here from Kira,"
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"before you can turn it around."
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"You're trying to bankrupt us?"
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"each one more magnificent than the last."
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"You spent $19,000 on pizza?"
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"How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?"
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"I mean, she's your partner. Are you afraid of her?"
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"Okay, fair enough, but maybe this one time you could take my side."
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"and here I am."
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"Sliceline,"
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"uh, 50."
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"Fifty?"
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"However, if you are on top of it,"
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"Monica, then..."
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"Great. Thanks. And congratulations to you too."
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"On the... on your... On your baby."
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"_"
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