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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Grow Fast or Die Slow (S05E05)

"Three, two, one, go!"
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"you are fat and poor."
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"Oh! I am a sucker for an intuitive kitchen layout."
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"Follow me, right up here. Trust me, you're gonna love it."
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"to make a decision finally paid off."
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"Wow. Richard, well done."
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"Oh, I love it."
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"Jared, you over here, right?"
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"Dinesh, Gilfoyle, maybe up against this wall or over there."
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"and some assistants and... and other staff."
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"Look, guys... the price"
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"is unbelievable."
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"I cannot put this delicately, so..."
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"because at least we'd be protected by the Geneva Convention."
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"Richard... what are you doing?"
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"Okay, don't you remember Jack Barker"
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"I'm sorry, man, we do not get another chance."
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"I can hear you gulping, Richard."
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"they would be having panic attacks."
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"Alright, what about Blake Kang?"
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"I spared you kilt guy, openly alt-right guy,"
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"I mean, look at the three we've already hired."
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"You're gonna look like Richard Gere from "Pretty Woman.""
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"from mankind's greatest achievements..."
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"was the man I already was."
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"Thank you."
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"That's the name of your app?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh God."
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"- Is it? - Yeah. It rhymes with Priceline."
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"Okay."
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"What an asshole."
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"You know, I'm glad I ran into you, Richard."
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"Invent the MOSFET transistor?"
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"63 of them, and as of 4:30 p.m. this afternoon,"
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"I hired them, all 63 of them."
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"You know what? Enjoy the reception, Richard."
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"I thought his hair was backwards?"
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"You guys were lukewarm on him and everybody"
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"Well, now that they're unavailable,"
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"Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs."
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"and I'm, you know, spirited."
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"Look, Kira, this is a fair offer."
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"but we wanna go to you, so..."
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"Richard. You keep following me,"
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"distributed systems engineer you were looking at."
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"All of my coders or none of them."
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"Jian-Yang!"
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"Untrue. Go on."
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"we can't build a decentralized Internet here."
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"- How did he get it? - I gave it to him."
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"he's gonna render Hooli's entire web-based"
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"Fuck you guys. I don't want you working on my box."
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"Go on, just wander the campus for four years until you vest."
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"Sadly, no, that's very, very real."
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"That's worth a lot of money."
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"Shit-ton. Yes."
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"Um, this letter is not a legal document."
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"that in the absence of an existing will,"
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"Do you happen to have... a death certificate"
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"It'd be crowded but cozy."
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"Uh, well, a deal closed."
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"you sneaky little dinks."
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"So fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you!"
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"It's pizza, Kira."
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"Patrice, I'd like to welcome you back to the Hooli family."
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"And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers."
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"I mean, you could argue we'd have been better off"
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"our long-term wellbeing in the interest"
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"Well, they're not paltry, exactly."
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"Holy shit."
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"Just one. The Box Two will be by far"
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"Fucking Sliceline."
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"We never had pizza 'cause my step-mom said"
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"so I want to ship a dead body from China,"
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"from Cincinnati medical school."
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"Okay, well, Sliceline sells theirs for nine."
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"I know, I know. I am so sorry."
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"About 500 of those orders tonight are me."
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"Oh. Richard, you really didn't have to do that."
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"Well, Duncan, I can be a dickhead too."
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"and a very low payroll, which affords me"
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"You see, my engineers already thought of that,"
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"You know, I may not have that many coders,"
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"but the ones I do are stallions,"
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"Hey, Laurie. Did you, uh..."
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"Yes, and I will be firing both companies' CEOs"
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"and taking on a total engineering team of about,"
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"reckless."
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"...approved."
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"This is awesome. Gavin is essentially doubling-down"
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"Maybe I should've ordered the nicer Tesla."
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"Ah."
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"Oh gosh. Everyone's here."
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"Um..."
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"and... so many... f... faces."
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"we should remember that."
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"So, let's keep it clean."
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"to get it..."
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"and then we'll conclude."
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"but I think I might invest in a modesty panel for your desk."
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"So you're telling me that the"
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"We need his patent and his funding."
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"Eventually this will render"
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"Gavin just fucked off to go"
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"It's the patent. He just signed over full ownership to me."
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"Yeah. Well, this is just the lobby."
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"So, when do these guys move out?"
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"Oh, no, this isn't our space."
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"Our sublease is straight through here."
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"to Pied Piper's new home."
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"Hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"It's... it's very white."
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"Sharp, clean lines."
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"Easy. Right around here."
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"This is fucking with my eyes. Can I get outta here?"
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"Okay, ha... hang on. Richard, can I talk to you"
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"We can easily afford a place with windows and... air"
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"squandering all our runway for those fancy offices"
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"or Russ Hanneman spending nearly every cent we had on fucking swag?"
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"No, you can't."
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