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Clips from Futurama - Fear of a Bot Planet (S01E01)

"We're out of rolls."
Futurama
"Fine. Just give me something crawling with parasites."
Futurama
"Hmm."
Futurama
"Hey, buddies, who wants popcorn?"
Futurama
"- Oh, I'll have some. - Oh, yeah. Popcorn."
Futurama
"Anyone want butter on that?"
Futurama
"The blerns are loaded..."
Futurama
"Except for the word "blern," that was complete gibberish."
Futurama
"All right! Yes!"
Futurama
"Miller's on a pace to hit 70 blerns."
Futurama
"He's good all right, but he's no Clem Johnson."
Futurama
"And Johnson played back in the days..."
Futurama
"Clem Johnson?!"
Futurama
"That sack of skin wouldn't have lasted one pitch in the old robot leagues."
Futurama
"Now, wireless Joe Jackson..."
Futurama
"There was a blern-hitting machine."
Futurama
"Exactly, he was a machine designed to hit blerns."
Futurama
"I mean, come on, wireless Joe was nothing..."
Futurama
"but a programmable bat on wheels."
Futurama
"are so scared of a little robot competition..."
Futurama
"you won't even let us on the field."
Futurama
"There's all kinds of robots down there."
Futurama
"Yeah. Doing crap work."
Futurama
"They're bat boys, ball polishers, sprinkler systems..."
Futurama
"Eleven?"
Futurama
"Zero!"
Futurama
"And what a surprise."
Futurama
"Look who's scraping up the filth."
Futurama
"Whoa! Dear Lord!"
Futurama
"Oh, uh, it's... my... new pager."
Futurama
"This is Hermes."
Futurama
"A package just came in."
Futurama
"Everyone needs to return to the office immediately."
Futurama
"Get away, you filthy bird."
Futurama
"Professor, turn me off quick."
Futurama
"I'm sorry. What?"
Futurama
"See you at the office."
Futurama
"built by humans to make their lives easier."
Futurama
"I've never made anyone's life easier..."
Futurama
"Great news, everyone."
Futurama
"You'll be delivering a package to Chapek 9..."
Futurama
"A world where humans are killed on sight."
Futurama
"by a murderous crew of radical robot separatists."
Futurama
"Oh, so just 'cause a robot wants to kill humans..."
Futurama
"Hey, hold on. I understand these robots hate humans..."
Futurama
"but how do they feel about humanoid aliens?"
Futurama
"They're not fans."
Futurama
"That's why Bender will have to make the actual delivery."
Futurama
"Oh, I get it... make the robot do all the work."
Futurama
"This is the first actual work..."
Futurama
"Well, I'm not doing it."
Futurama
"It's a robot holiday."
Futurama
"Really? Which one?"
Futurama
"Only Robanukah..."
Futurama
"The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar."
Futurama
"Oh, come on, Bender."
Futurama
"It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes..."
Futurama
"which happened to take the form of a drinking contest."
Futurama
"to the extent the law requires..."
Futurama
"but you used up all your days off..."
Futurama
"when you had that bout with roberculosis."
Futurama
"Aw, all right, I'll go, but so help me..."
Futurama
"I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you..."
Futurama
"So long, everyone."
Futurama
"So, let me get this straight."
Futurama
"- This planet is completely uninhabited? - No."
Futurama
"It's inhabited by robots."
Futurama
"Oh, kind of like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes."
Futurama
"Okay, Bender..."
Futurama
"It's time to get to work."
Futurama
"lift that space bale."
Futurama
"Now, we can't land on the surface..."
Futurama
"because those robots would kill Fry and me."
Futurama
"So, we'll have to stay up here..."
Futurama
"and lower you with the winch."
Futurama
"Remember, you don't know humans..."
Futurama
"you don't work for humans..."
Futurama
"and above all, you don't like humans."
Futurama
"I'll try to keep that in mind."
Futurama
"Yeah, but I guess I'd be kind of angry, too..."
Futurama
"if I had to go to some uninhabited planet."
Futurama
"Maybe we ought to do something nice for him."
Futurama
"I..."
Futurama
"I'm in trouble."
Futurama
"They found out I work with humans, and..."
Futurama
"Oh no. Oh no!"
Futurama
"- We have to go down and rescue him. - No, we can't."
Futurama
"They'll kill us on sight."
Futurama
"W-W-What are we going to do?"
Futurama
"I don't know. I don't know. It's not an easy decision."
Futurama
"If only I had two or three minutes to think about it."
Futurama
"I am fully operational, Captain."
Futurama
"We'll have to walk like robots talk like robots..."
Futurama
"and if necessary solve complex differential equations like robots."
Futurama
"I can sort of dance like a robot. Will that help?"
Futurama
"Yeah, but there wasn't a Woolworth's in this quadrant."
Futurama
"Be you robot or human?"
Futurama
"Robot... we be."
Futurama
"A, a puppy..."
Futurama
"Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?"
Futurama
"The flower would also have been acceptable."
Futurama
"You may pass."
Futurama
"Now, if you see any robots just stay out of their way."
Futurama
"So far, so good."
Futurama
"Little to the right... there you go."
Futurama
"Don't drop that there."
Futurama
"Come on, Fry, walk like a robot."
Futurama
"Oh, right."
Futurama
"Listen, just go behind those garbage cans."
Futurama
"Hurry up, Fry."
Futurama
"that you're leaking coolant..."
Futurama
"Let me just patch you up with some hot resin."
Futurama
"I think the leak's stopping itself."
Futurama
"Yeah... there we go."
Futurama
"Wait... yeah."
Futurama
"What sort of robot..."
Futurama
"turns down a free blast of searing hot resin?"
Futurama
"I'm sorry, uh, my friend and I..."
Futurama
"have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks."
Futurama
"Get the humanoid."
Futurama
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