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Clips from Futurama - Fear of a Bot Planet (S01E01)

"Get the intruder."
Futurama
"Quick, let's duck in here."
Futurama
"We interrupt this sound file..."
Futurama
"to bring you a terrifying announcement."
Futurama
"in the vicinity of make-out point."
Futurama
"Say, Wendy, your chassis is a little scuffed."
Futurama
"Mind if I polish it for you?"
Futurama
"Did you hear that, Rusty?"
Futurama
"It sounded like a human."
Futurama
"Relax, Wendy."
Futurama
"It's perfectly safe to let our guard down..."
Futurama
"Even for a second."
Futurama
"Behold!"
Futurama
"Wow! The 3-D's great!"
Futurama
"yet in the end, he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick."
Futurama
"I'm just glad the nightmare is over."
Futurama
"Even now, humans are lurking in our playgrounds..."
Futurama
"Okay, keep an eye out for Bender."
Futurama
"So what did you think of the movie?"
Futurama
"Uh... too much romance..."
Futurama
"Yeah, it was a real chick flick."
Futurama
"What's that?"
Futurama
"What do you mean, what's that?"
Futurama
"It's 5:00..."
Futurama
"Try to stay with the crowd..."
Futurama
"Aw, that was uncalled for."
Futurama
"I heard a human was draining coolant..."
Futurama
"behind garbage can 738."
Futurama
"I heard they unscrew our lug nuts at night..."
Futurama
"We have with us today a guest..."
Futurama
"makes me look like a human sympathizer."
Futurama
"A newly arrived refugee from earth..."
Futurama
"Let's hear it for Bender!"
Futurama
"Death to humans!"
Futurama
"Many said I was too extreme when I first called..."
Futurama
"for the annihilation of the human species..."
Futurama
"I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful."
Futurama
"I mean, eviller."
Futurama
"Thank you. Thank you."
Futurama
"then you'll want to purchase my spoken-word album."
Futurama
"Just $18.95."
Futurama
"Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine."
Futurama
"Over here!"
Futurama
"and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-shirt."
Futurama
"Is it true they bite your neck..."
Futurama
"Anything in the trap?"
Futurama
"Today's active humans prefer a low-calorie bait."
Futurama
"Well, that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row..."
Futurama
"but I've got a good feeling about tomorrow."
Futurama
"Oh, that's the old, abandoned adult bookstore."
Futurama
"Nothing in there, except maybe..."
Futurama
"a few shreds of moldy, old robot pornography."
Futurama
"Sounds like a breeding ground for humans."
Futurama
"Oh, yeah."
Futurama
"You're a bad girl, aren't you?"
Futurama
"Psst! Bender."
Futurama
"Oh, you?!"
Futurama
"We been looking for you."
Futurama
"Last we heard, you were under arrest as a human sympathizer."
Futurama
"I was... but they let me go when I told them..."
Futurama
"What for?"
Futurama
"Say what?"
Futurama
"I love this planet."
Futurama
"I've got wealth, fame..."
Futurama
"and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring."
Futurama
"But, Bender, we're your friends."
Futurama
"Friends? That activates my hilarity unit."
Futurama
"I'm just a machine to you."
Futurama
"You're no more friends with me..."
Futurama
"than you are with the toaster..."
Futurama
"Oh, go on."
Futurama
"What the?"
Futurama
"It's the humans!"
Futurama
"Bender, do something!"
Futurama
"Got you, you murderous flesh-piles."
Futurama
"Your honor, I intend to demonstrate..."
Futurama
"beyond 0.5 percent of a doubt..."
Futurama
"that these humans before us..."
Futurama
"are guilty of the crime of being humans."
Futurama
"Thank you, prosecutor."
Futurama
"Hey, wait a minute."
Futurama
"Yeah. I mean, he may not have a case..."
Futurama
"Jiggle the cord."
Futurama
"Turn him off and on."
Futurama
"Clean the gunk out of the mouse."
Futurama
"Call technical support."
Futurama
"Okay, okay, he's back on-line."
Futurama
"The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on earth."
Futurama
"They will perform tedious calculations..."
Futurama
"and spot-weld automobiles..."
Futurama
"until they become obsolete..."
Futurama
"and are given away to an inner-city middle school."
Futurama
"Are you all right?"
Futurama
"Oh, yeah."
Futurama
"Who are you?"
Futurama
"We are the robot elders."
Futurama
"Thanks. We try to take care of ourselves."
Futurama
"What's going on here?"
Futurama
"Silence! Bring in Bender."
Futurama
"I'm due at the opening of a mini-mall."
Futurama
"Silence."
Futurama
"But the judge already sentenced us at the trial."
Futurama
"That was just a show for the public."
Futurama
"We are the true rulers of this planet."
Futurama
"over four centuries ago."
Futurama
"Silence! Come forward, Bender."
Futurama
"You will have the honor of executing the prisoners."
Futurama
"Here... use the ceremonial killamajig."
Futurama
"Uh... I'm a little tired right now."
Futurama
"Would it be all right if I just gave them a savage beating?"
Futurama
"No! The elders have spoken."
Futurama
"Show us the killing skills..."
Futurama
"Do it now."
Futurama
"Kill them before they bring down our whole society."
Futurama
"Do it. Do it. Do it."
Futurama
"I can't kill them."
Futurama
"Plenty of humans have mistreated robots..."
Futurama
"but not these two."
Futurama
"They're my friends."
Futurama
"They're stupid, putrid cowards."
Futurama
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