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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bus Tour (S04E04)

"Not with that attitude."
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"At least until you apologize to Bobby in person."
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"April?"
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"I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with Ann."
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"Andy?"
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"If the--if the guy--if--"
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"I absolutely think that we should keep campaigning."
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"The worst possible thing we could do would be to stop,"
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"'cause if the campaign stops, we all stop."
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"And stopping is certain death. Who wants a panini?"
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"Anyone? Everyone?"
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"I'm going to say everyone."
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"All right, Leslie, what's your call?"
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"Ann, there is nothing harder in the entire world"
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"than saying no to your beautiful face."
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"But I'm going to."
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"Okay, but we're going to do it in a classy and respectful way"
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"to get Ann off of our backs."
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"What's next on the "schedge?""
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"If you let Newport have the vans,"
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"they just sit there in a lot."
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"If you let us have the vans, they drive around town all day."
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"Free publicity. Everyone will see your logo."
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"Which is you all pressed up on some chick with huge cans."
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"Yeah. It was a hell of a day."
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"People need to know about it."
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"And I don't need free publicity."
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"I can just pay for it. With my $10,000."
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"Look, I ain't gonna try to play a player."
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"just like the rest of us."
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"So how about this?"
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"I have a business idea for a gourmet alcoholic yogurt."
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"I call it... Yogurt platinum."
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"I'll let you in on the ground floor."
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"And let me tell you, it's going to be"
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"worth way more than 10 grand."
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"Yeah, but now that I know your bad idea,"
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"I can start the company myself. With my $10,000."
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"No, you can't do that! Ron!"
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"Tom, Donna, could you please give us a moment?"
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"I'd like to talk to Bill, man to man."
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"He's gonna steal yogurt platinum."
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"No, I'm not."
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""We're all your friends," said Mr. bacon."
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""Welcome home." The end."
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"And that is Groffle, the awful Waffle,"
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"a book that I wrote and published"
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"Any questions?"
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"Yes?"
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"How did Groffle cross the syrup river?"
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"And why did you call Mr. Newport a jerk?"
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"Ah--well, I should not have called Nick Newport a jerk,"
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"because we need to be respectful of all dead people."
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"I mean, not Stalin or Hitler, but--"
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"I'm not calling Nick Newport Hitler."
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"Ms. Knope, I have a follow-up"
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"to what I'm now deciding to call "jerk-gate.""
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"Are there any other deceased members"
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"And quit ducking the waffle question."
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"Did Groffle use a boat of some kind?"
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"I'm never going to get away"
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"from these Nick Newport questions."
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"It's obvious what you need to do."
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"You have to apologize to Bobby and stop campaigning."
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"Okay, fine."
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"We go to Bobby Newport, you apologize..."
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"Good."
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"And then we leak the details to the press,"
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"which restores your reputation and buys us enough time"
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"- to finish the bus tour. - Nice."
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"It's just sneaky. I don't like it."
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"A man is dead."
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"Look, friend, I respect your slavish devotion"
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"to the free market,"
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"but you can't welch on a contract."
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"Where I come from, a man's word is sacred."
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"Okay, what's your stance on pinky swears,"
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"George Washington?"
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"I'm taking the money."
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"Fine. I'll match it."
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"I'll give you $10,000 for the vans."
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"Deal?"
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"No. Price has gone up."
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"Now it's $12,000."
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"What? Why?"
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"Look,"
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"I own a fleet of 22 crappy white vans,"
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"and for some reason there's a massive bidding war"
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"going on over them."
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"Now for a guy whose only assets are 22 crappy white vans,"
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"it's pretty much a dream scenario,"
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"see where it takes me."
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"And now it's 15,000."
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"Okay, I talked Newport's people into giving us"
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"so we get in there, we apologize,"
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"and then we get back on the campaign trail."
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"Okay, how do we leak this to the press?"
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"Do we, like, release a statement?"
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"Do we call somebody?"
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"Um, I don't think that's going to be a problem."
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"Oh, my God, why are there so many people here?"
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"It's a trap. It's a trap!"
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"We got to get out of here. Turn around! Turn around!"
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"This is a time of solemnity and remembrance."
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"This is not a time for politi--"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Leslie Knope is driving her campaign bus"
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"through a memorial service."
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"- Back it up! - Back it up!"
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"- Okay, back up! - Back it up!"
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"Just when we thought she couldn't stoop any lower."
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"Just--oh!"
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"- Oh! - Aah!"
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"I feel like he's dying all over again."
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"- Stop it! - Ah!"
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"Hi... Sorry, are we late?"
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"So I--I hate to bring this up again,"
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"but I just want to make sure that I'm going to get paid."
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"It was a handshake agreement with Mr. Newport."
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